Tis' the season /tv/. Lets make some coco and get cozy. What is the essential christmas core?
"Villains" who did nothing wrong
>Luke, did I ever tell you about your mother Padmé? She literally gave up on living as soon as she saw your face. She was ultimately the reason your father destroyed my order. On our final parting, he bellowed "I HATE YOU!" as I left him to burn on the edge of a lava river. In fact, I took his Jedi Lightsaber, here it is. Your father used it to slaughter countless Jedi including numerous *cough* younglings. And he was a good friend.
Why do you think he calls him "a good friend"? Why do you think he kept his promise and gave the saber to Luke?
He knows that eventually the truth will be revealed but he knows if he tells him Vader is his father now will compromise his training and possibly send him on a path of revenge and fall to the dark side.
Obi wan knows that Anakin didnt hate him, it was the dark side corrupting him.
This is what it means to be a Jedi master, Obi wan saw through the constructs of "light"...
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>Batfleck fucking devastated because of the divorce
Yet he still stuck to his job and made me swallow my words about him as Batman, the fucker's the best Bat so far.
What a guy.
maybe some of the anguish will come through in his performance. clooney was a horrible batman because in between takes he was fucking every female on set and came back way too happy to be batman
What does /tv/ think of Sergei Parajanov?
If there is ever an Army of Darkness 2, this dude should be like Ash's son or something. He's almost a spitting image of Ash and I think he'd play the part good.
Hell, even an Evil Dead 2 remake. He could play Ash Williams.
>ywn rock the sunglasses he wears in burn notice as good as he does
Ok /tv/ just got out of a pre-screening of The Revenant. Here are the splits:
Cinematography: 9/10 or a close as possible. Despite a few meme sequences it is very well done.
Pacing: 5/10. Slow but sort of engrossing. Too much crawling thought the snow.
Acting: 4/10. Literally grunt and squint: the Oscar nomination.
Violence: 10/10. Some scenes are plain fookin br00tal, m8s.
In conclusion I'll offer a cautious recomendation.
>watching a film
>mfw it's actually a joint
What's the difference between a film and a joint, anyway?
What kind of alien is this /tv/?
Holy fuck, dat haircut make here go from a 7/10 with the dyke cut to a solid 8.5+.
Why would they dyke cut someone with such potential.
Who will play him in the movie?
Has there ever been a greater keking in film than what happened to Caleb?
also vikander thread
i think it would have been much more interesting if Beard-o were an AI the entire time
the test states that to pass the human must be completely unaware they were talking to an AI
Caleb never once questioned if Nathan were human or not, and I got this vibe that they were trying rather hard to make Nathan a "character" from the way he acted to the ghostbusters reference etc; all things a "human" would do
She with you?
Batman looks horrible
Black Panther looks god tier
DUDE BEAR RAPE LMAO