>Civil War trailer universally praised
>Dawn of Justice trailer universally panned
>Disney won again
It isn't fair, bros.
Has /tv/ bought any Star Wars related magazines or merchandise?
what are some good movies about cave spelunking?
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guys its 3December whats your favorite 3d movie??
So Bale is this best Batman?
Imagine being Daniel Craig in this movie and having to be all like "damn, Monica Bellucci, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and repulsive leathery mug. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be James Bond and not only pretend you're interested in seducing this octogenary wrinkly mess of a woman, the favorable lighting barely concealing her crows feet and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after...
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>She is fine though, unlike the beanpole tranny this pasta was originally about.
Jamie Lee curtis' body in True lies is amazing, beanpole? Way to telegraph you never saw the movie, ya ignorant hick.
Star Wars about to get btfo.
What went wrong /tv/?
I really do wonder about shit like this, the design in the film is already clearly unhuman and very unrealistic so why not just make it more accurate? They don't have the realism crutch so what gives.
And I thought my jokes were bad...
>there will never be a serious, competent Lex Luthor in the live action movies
I've seen nothing but praise on /tv for this movie ever since it came out. Saw it last night and came out disappointed.
Everybody here says shit like "best movie since the original" when it didn't even come close thanks to how poorly written Adonis character is.
Adonis has EVERYTHING I repeat EVERYTHING going for him. Good looks, money, smarts, and a career he just got a promotion in.
Rocky on the other hand. Had literally nothing. He was dumb, ugly and was only getting by by working for some gangster.
Adrian was a 30 year old autistic virgin who was super shy around Rocky. They even gave creeds girlfriend a hearing disability which I really like. All characters in the Rocky universe should have a disability. It makes them seem more relatable.
Adonis literally had everything. Rocky even asks him why he wants to fight, only to have it revealed later in the movie that it's "so I know I'm not a mistake"
WELL WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS PROVE YOU STUPID NIGGER. YOU WERE ALREADY SUCCEEDING AT LIFE IN ONE JOB AND THREW IT ALL AWAY FOR A JOB THAT LITERALLY TURNS YOU INTO A RETARD IN YOUR LATER YEARS.
shitty main character. This movie was worth seeing just for rockys scenes and dialogue. I won't be seeing the sequel
>Adonis has EVERYTHING I repeat EVERYTHING going for him. Good looks, money, smarts, and a career he just got a promotion in.
Gee, I wonder if naming him fucking ADONIS was intentional then?
>Yep, this looks great!
Was Matrix a terminator? Why was he protecting the girl called Jenny?
> MFW jenny was little sarah connor in disguise all along