these are my two favorite comedians!
I can't remember one thing Kevin Hart has done that has made me laugh. He's the most godawful thing to happen to stand-up comedy in a long time, and I can't understand how he's gotten so popular. Chris Tucker's unfunny replacement.
>With great power, comes great responsibility you little shit.
What the hell Raimi?
Raimi had a different, more violent upbringing than most of us: he has some different ideas about child-rearing. When Uncle Ben delivers the line
>"I knew I shouldn't have raped your mother, she always had the weak subhuman genes in her!"
and Peter chuckles, it's because they just have that banter together. He's numb to the physical, psychological, and sexual abuse.
But man, it was a different time.
It was an honest and impartial portrayal of an objectively dysfunctional family. Treating scenes like this and the infamous, "Peter, you have to stop associating with that limp-wristed faggot who looks like James Franco" as normal gives you the idea that Ben isn't good or bad, that's just the way he is. Beats the hell out of Hollywood today where you'd have to demonize such a character.
>Captain of the Red October for the Soviets
Huh? Am I the only one that thinks that he didn't even attempt a different accent for this role?
This show is easily an 8/10. I only subtract two because the characters initially came off as terribly cliché within the first two episodes, and because even though it offers fresh elements, you find yourself expecting where the series is going to go, storywise.
>Oh no, meek high schooler gets bullied by jock thinking he was spying on his girlfriend when he was really looking for his missing brother.
>Wannabe rebellious girl offsets her parents by sleeping with aforementioned douchey jock
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so any good movies featuring chloe coming up?
What went wrong?
>Literally method acted for 6+ months, wearing the green hair in public and interacted with people as the Joker
Is Jared Leto the most dedicated actor ever?
I want to see more movies like this. Help me /tv/ .
Problem with searching for Kitano-like movies is that there aren't any. This is because the key feature of his cinematography is stillness and when you use it as a search parameter all that pops up are deadbeat arthouse "directors". He is also one of key ingredients for success of many of his movies and other directors don't have the luxury of using Kitano.
All that being said, Sonatine is a study in nature...
...Kikujiro is not that far removed from it. I'd also suggest Kurosawa's Stray Dog.
The Killing Joke fucking rocked. How the fuck is this less popular than Suicide Squad which was horrible?
Joker's legit here.
Everything that was good about it either came from the comic or Mark Hamill's performance.
It was a really uninspired and cheaply made adaptation with an unnecessary cringeworthy batgirl subplot added at last minute to pad the running time. Just aggressively mediocre.
Probably still better than Suicide Squad. I'm not going to bother watching that.
what did they mean by this?
DUDE WEED LMAO
>actors already look old as fuck
>3 flops in a row that failed to grab the mass appeal of audiences
>studios rushing this shit out before the super hero fad in movies finally dies
>animated movies have been fucking abysmal
>new 52 confirmed worst comic book reincarnation
>justice league looks like it's going to be another flop, literally Zack Snyder with Quips
Should DC just close up shop?
Why is she so perfect?
Is 2016 the worst year for film in our lifetimes?
>Batman versus Superman
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What's she reading /tv/?
How does an orc know what a menu is?
A communications disruption could mean only one thing:
Movie of the decade?
>Save my mother.
See how less retarded that sounds? You're welcome Zack.
Batman doesn't know who Superman's mother is, makes sense that Clark would plead for him to save Martha so Batman actually knows who to save. Would Batman even believe that Superman has a mother?
Wow this is fucking garbage
It was a fine film, one of my favorites from 2016.
Surprisingly dark for a nu-Disney film. Every character/animal design stuck with me.
The main kid is bit so-so in acting but I can forgive that.
>/tv/ recommends this movie to me
>it ends with a stereotypival nigger sleeping with a blonde white woman
What the fuck?
What am I in for?
Intriguing concept and great first season, then a steady decline with temporary peak at season 3 before descending into asinine retardation past that.
May as well only watch until after Trinity.
>still hasn't made back its budget
The fourth film will get cancelled, screencap this.
Aubrey's bod was banging in mike and dave need wedding dates.
Particularly the part where you saw her bare ass banging Adam DeVine's cock at the end. It was great.
Movie itself was 8/10.
What's your favorite kid's movie from the year 2000?
Mine's pic related,
>HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
It's probably nostalgia though
>Rules: Movie has to be from the year 2000 no more no less
Same, although I liked the 2nd part of the movie the best
When I was a kid nothing beat this shit
I realize now their plan was basically to DDOS Diaboromon but it's still awesome
LYING FOKKEN PRAWN!
If Angio could make a duplicate of himself, why didn't he just do it once to make a single copy of himself. He then could proceed to do the 'Transported Man' show without committing drowning suicide every night.
Angio was not just stupid, he was a certified idiot.
Fuck man the hats at the beginning are like the hats that they put in the machine when they didnt know what it did and they ended up in the forest holy shit mind blown Nolan da God
>so you're the one who cracked the IRS dbase...
>I always figured you for a man.
If final Fantasy 7 were to be shot as a live action film, who would you cast as Cloud?