>tfw /tv/ isn't funny anymore
>I don't laugh at smug pepe like I used to
>I don't laugh at baneposting like I used to
>I don't laugh at "I already fired you!" threads like I used to
>post-ironic Cameron dick-riding has become annoying
>I don't even bother checking if the TMZ Christopher Lee is dead links are real anymore
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I dont understand why there are hardly any large women in movies.
Movies are suppose to reflect reality. There are many large women you see when you go shopping, and you hardly see any thinn women, but all movies have is thin women, and hardly any large women?
Doesnt that bother you? Your girlfriend is proabably a large woman, dont you think that hurts her that you watch movies with thin women?
Think about that.
>Man of Steel is still being discussed today while Civil War is already forgotten
>she wasn't cast as Harley Quinn
How hard did DC drop the ball on this ? She almost played her in Community
>hating on based gadot
marveldrones i swear..
Has a film ever been so bad that it actually made you angry?
Is "keeping up with the kardashians" any good?
What percentage of these people are daily Reddit users?
Why couldn't the Jedi acheive THIS power? They can already turn into ghosts, so learning how to not die shouldn't be a problem. Or is it "evil" to live forever?
and this is only a guess
is that immortality in the Star Wars universe is just turning into some sort of space lich, which probably takes quite a bit of training in the dark side of the force
How will Blomkamp successfully bring back dead Newt from Alien 3 and make her older?
Alien Resurrection was believable with the return of Ripley and the cloning and everything but Newt and Hicks CLEARLY are dead in Alien 3 so what do you do about something like that?
How can fans and audiences just forget about this shit? Why not bring in a fresh young co-star to save or a new male heroine instead of trying to revive such a concluded series?
Superman will have the black and silver suit with a beard and longer hair. But not for very long. After the league revives him with the help of cyborg and kryptonian technology his suit will change color as he absorbs the sunlight.
After Suicide Squad, what's next for her career?
>mfw this was actually good
His stand-up special that came out today was absolutely BASED
Unironically 100%. It will be mediocre and everyone will forget it in a week or two, but it will unironically score 100%, and every critic's review will be a sequel to their Suicide Squad review, imploring the Internet that, "THIS is podracing".
Plata o Plomo
Really makes you think
The Olympic Opening Ceremony is television, yiu nerds gonna watch it, right?
30 minutes until the shitshow starts, come here and bet what will go wrong with the HUEHUEmpics
CIVIL WAR has already been forgetten, whilst BvS is still being discussed and will be discussed for months to come.
Whether or not you think BvS is any good as a piece of cinema, at least it brings forth discussion.
Stay mad, marvelcucks.
Why does your marvel drone look like a dcedditor?
You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculateing and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the...
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> Reminder that Norman Osbourne went insane because the Jews cucked him.
> Reminder that Jewish bankers earned billions because of the insurance on buildings destroyed by Green Goblin.
What message was Raimi trying to send here?
The Raimi trilogy overall really managed to capture the world of Spider-Man quite well, and I still think the 15 minute rant where Doc Ock blames the accident in his lab on 'those tree-swinging, shit-flinging, dope-peddling, cop-smoking fucking chimps from the Bronx' is one of the best character pieces in modern cinematic history.
Hi!!! My name is Jared Leto and I spent 6 months interviewing edgy 16 year olds and shopping at hot topic to perfect my roll as the Joker. I got so into character even Will Smith was getting annoyed at me ha ha ha ha ha ha. I hope you'll enjoy my roll in Suicide Squad!
>mentally retarded children who think reposting memes is funny suddenly become discerning critics if something triggers their /pol/ justice warrior faux-traditionalist sensibilities
The lack of basic self-awareness here is just hilarious. If you've ever re-spammed some retarded phrase you read a few thousand times before, you aren't allowed to criticize anything. The fact that you are amused by memes completely invalidates anything you could ever possibly have to say. Kill yourself.
>watching stupid spymovie whatever
>suddenly the literal embodiment of the Goddess Venus descends into the scene and disables my air intake
>Theater doesn't have a VIP lounge
Wtf I hate Suicide Squad now
It's weird, Margot Robbie is attractive but she just looks so plain, but with her Harley persona and clothing, she's instantly the most fuckable character I've seen in the last few months. I just wish Hollywood movie magic on women could transfer into the real world, I'd love to fuck Margot Robbie's Harley. Hell, she could peg me and it wouldn't even be gay.
>Micheal Cera is 45
What the fuck
Welp, guess all your bullshit and false bad reviews were for nothing, eh?
Even stacking the deck with rotten tomatoes giving it a bomb rating didn't help you, did it?
What now marvel shills?
Guess your on.... Suicide Watch.
whats some essential vin kino?
Lel great memeactor Reddit! Upvoted
>this boat isn't big enough
>I encourage you to increase this vehicles speed.
''You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders. ''
Holy shit that's deep
Why can't marvel in 15 movies have ONE scene or line this intelligent and good? Why unlike DC, Marvel's movie are so forgettable in every aspect?
This scene... oh man. The whole movie was a masterpiece of pure cinematographic greatness. A pleasure for both eyes and mind, a film that challenges the enstablished dogmas of superhero movies and Nietzche's "superhuman" philosophy with heart and humbleness, combined with groundbreaking visual effects and incredible acting by all performers.
This film is by all means one of the greatest ever created, being easily the best in its genre and the best from the year 2013.
Snyder's immense talent is starting to shake the very core of Holllywood and cinema itself.
>''You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders. ''
Em I the only one that instantly thinks of Hitler when you hear it ?