>those trippy effects
HYPED AS FUCK
2011: Green Lantern = 26%
2013: Man of Steel = 55%
2016: Batman v Superman = 27%
2016: Suicide Squad = 28%
HOLY SHIT! WTF IS WRONG WITH DC?
Are they just gonna keep pumping out garbage? Nolans movies were critically acclaimed! How the fuck did they go from critical acclaim to garbage tier?
>implying mcu movies are any better
>implying marvel/disney isn't paying reviewers to put in a good word for them much like sony did with ghostbusters
>implying you're not an idiot who only watches shit movies
>mfw the tribe has spoken
They don't want you knowing this, but the creation of Survivor dates back hundreds of years to the founding of Florida.
You see, Juan Ponce de León had indeed found the fountain of youth those many years ago. Sadly, he could not understand how to manipulate it to grant him eternal youth. Instead, he gathered a team to investigate and develop a greater understanding of the fountain so that future generations of the de Leon family could reap the riches.
Well, many years passed and they finally figured out how to harness the powers of youth in the fountain.
It turns out, that a passionate connection must be made between man and the elements for it to work. The only notable problem is that the only one able to reap the benefits of the fountain of youth is he who connects man to the elements.
So, they (the investigators of the fountain of youth) knew they could not kid nap people as it would block the possibility of a connection to the elements between the person. Their solution? Survivor.
Jeff Probst, the great great great great great grandson of Juan Ponce de León was to be the host of the show in which he would place a number of people in the middle of nature for a reward they all desperately wanted. The only thing standing in their way? The fire. By day ten, each contestant would have a spiritual connection to his/her fire. And, because Jeff connected them to the elements, Probst maintains youth every time a contestant's flames are put out. Thus explaining his youthful appearance.
i had a thing for Jenna. I was really happy when her sex tape came out.
were his blue shirts also passed down from de León?
What does /tv/ think of Kal Penn?
So, what did this movie teach us?
This is the greatest comedy show ever to air on TV. Prove me wrong, faggots.
Let's get one of these threads going
Why did nobody tell me how based and comfy this was?
> Pussy slits in the strip club scene
And Vera Farmiga's character was a down ass bitch.
Name something you wouldn't want your husband to catch you doing.
inb4 playing family feud
I can't deal with this shit, /tv/. I need her in my life right the FUCK now.
Will the distaste for DC outweigh the need to suck feminist clits when it comes time to review this next summer?
It depends on how the movie actually turns out.
Of it's even moderately enjoyable, then sjw love fest.
If it's dour, dark, and just unenjoyable, then the DC hate might win out.
Its still going to avoid the 27% club.
do you feel at least a tiny pang of guilt when you realize all of the energy and expense that goes into making a movie and you sit there on your fat ass and watch it for free?
Where were you when RLM became great again?
Leave DC to me.
Actors you'd chill out with
As long as he doesn't try asking me for money
This board is almost pointless
What is your favorite Simpsons internal repetitive monolouge?
>From now on the baby sleeps in the crib
>Iron helps us play!
>freaky clown laugh
Post an image, others recommend films that have the same general theme.
I remember we had a good thread with all types of films posted, and i wish i had saved some of the recommendations, so go ahead and post.
>it's a lisa episode
Why do so many actresses adopt black babies? Do they think it will help their careers?
Just saw Suicide Squad.
>introduce each villain
>show Harley Quinn
>written on screen was "...murdered Robin"
It was too fast for me to read all of it. Anybody else catch it? What did the first part say??
Thoughts on Nolan's next masterpiece?
Miss me yet /tv/?
He sacrificed himself for baneposting. Without his death we would never have gotten it. RIP sweet angel.
What movie has the comfiest atmosphere?
need some recommendations
>cast a black actor
>he plays a black guy
UGH RACIST MUCH?
>mfw retarded pol users don't understand that Sam Hyde isn't actually a racist alt righter like them but is actually a parody of them
>doesn't understand that he is satirising their beliefs
>doesn't understand that Sam Hyde has confimed this
>they seriously don't realise that everyone is on the joke and laughing at them for being morons
Unrelated, but the latest presidential polls show Drumpf losing to Clinton with margins...
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He is white and he is male. He is going to be the bad guy to the left regardless of what his politics are. There's no separation in their minds between a community like /pol/ and someone like Sam Hyde.
what a lame bait thread
he is neither a shillary nor a trump supporter