My family is downstairs having thanksgiving dinner. What's a good movie to watch in my room by myself ?
DUDE NEET LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
Why didn't he fuck her? Pretty sure she wanted it.
I'm a guy and even I wanted it.
This beta kike directed the WORST M:I movie, a mediocre Star Trek reboot with an awful sequel, a shitty E.T. rip-off and you're STILL excited for the new Star Wars?
This board is genuinely stupid. At least normies don't know any better
M:I 3 may be shit, but at least it was coherent with the whole idea behind the saga : each director puts his own style in the movie. In JJ's case, it was the shit shaky-cam, filming like a TV show and shit cast. Seriously, I can remember every supporting characters in the M:I franchise, even the ones in John Woo's film, but not in M:I 3.
>you're STILL excited for the new Star Wars?
Get fucked, This is going to be the worst thing since the hobbit trilogy. I'm taking a pen and notepad with me to write down all the flaws of the movie so I'm better armed to shit on it in /tv/ threads here, and I usually wait until the second viewing of a bad movie to take notes.
ITT: only 10/10 comfy movies that you watch with a blanket and a hot chocolate when it's snowing outside.
You LITERALLY can't hear this: http://youtu.be/zCNHVMIYqiA and don't snuggle with a blankie while you get spooped by the mystery and nostalgia.
Are you joking? Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects?all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>But at least the books are ggood though!
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
ITT: Convince me that Die Another Day is the best James Bond film.
>inb4 "they're all shit"
>inb4 ">Craig >Bond" meme guy
But Goldeneye is the best Bond film. Or Casino Royale. Or Licence to Kill.
That's the fun of it, I want to see you guys work.
What's your opinion on 'The Ninth Gate' and Johnny Depp in general?
Good stuff. Rewards repeat screenings, which too few films do any more.
this kike made the best soundtrack of any film series ever made
>implying this doesn't move you
>implying you can prove me wrong
>standard streamlined computer generated hollywood score
>somehow an advancement of anything but the slow death of creativity
Time to off yourselves, gentlemen.
>If you play the joker will you die?
>it would be very painful
>You're a messed up guy
HE WAS A BRAVE ITALIAN EXPLORER, AND IN THIS HOUSE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS A HERO. END OF STORY.
Okay let's settle this once and for all. Which character is 4chan and which character is reddit. I feel like Tony is 4chan and Janice is reddit. Tony is just an all-round boss and general bad ass whereas Janice is annoying and whiny af. Similar to 4chan vs reddit. Could just be a coincidence but I've wondered if the writers did this on purpose. Either way, it makes for entertaining television. Would be interested to hear your theories on which character is 4chan and which character is reddit and why.
>"COOKing show? I thought you said KEKing show. You mean you guys aren't going to fuck my wife?"
I saw Creed last night and I have to say, I'm a believer.
Prior to this, I was of the opinion that Apollo Creed had the best physique of any film, but Michael B. Jordan surpassed him in Creed.
His body is a fire temple and made for fighting. Where Apollo was more of a pretty boy, Adonis is just a pitbull with muscle stacked on muscle.
So for those who have seen it, who has your favoured physique out of the two?
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TIM TUMBO MIP, OOGA BOOGA BUP SHIMBO TIM YO BUTTY BISQUICK FO SIXY ATE UP TO DAT FINBO SUPPATIME REAL UP DAT HOOD FO NINY FI BADOOP JOE BIMBO BREAD AND HAVIN' UP DEM SUGABOOGA
>won Academy Award for Best Actress
What went wrong?
People grew up, moved on, got bored of waiting, got bored of theorising on what was a relatively shit cliffhanger.
Basically, the writing wasn't good enough to warrant the waiting period between series.
He's gonna kill himself right?
Lets discuss how possible/awesome/awful this series would be to make. Who might produce it? Write the scripts? Who should star in it? Should it be live-action with CGI or animated?
i dont know if it could be done justice.
wasnt there talk of exoanding one of the stories from the state of the art into a film
also, i just found this