Your a man
SOORRY BOOT THAT
>teenage girls don't want to watch a Kevin Smith movie
>Kevin Smith fans don't want to watch a movie about teenage girls
Bravo Kev, movie for literally no one. Do you think he's already preparing his social media rants about this movie's utter and complete failure is Hollywood / the audience / anyone's fault but his?
The leaker was right, and you bullied him. Apologize.
Just kidding, it's Heathers.
OP is not a faggot and is actually right for once.
Heathers is a movie that truly has it all: Sexy dangerous girls, vicious satire that could never be done in today's post-Columbine/post-9/11 society, an ethereal aesthetic that gives the whole thing a dreamlike quality. It's basically proto-Refn.
And Heather Duke was the best Heather.
Vote for me, buddy!
this was really bad
>Want to watch this movie
>Never came out in my country because it failed at Box Office
>Import the Blu-Ray
>Put it into player
>It's region locked
>Look for online sources
>Only ones are torrents
I just want to watch the fucking movie already why the fuck does it have to be this hard?
I'm put off by the runtime, since 90% of movies over 3 hours are too long.
>Well, hello, beautiful.
What did he mean by this?
Best movie Werewolf and Vampire?
Van elsing Werewolf/Vampire vs Underworld vamps and wolves?
I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR BANE
ITT: Movies so shitty they actually made you angry.
>low budget movies parodying old school low budget movies
I didn't expect them to be this good.
Are there any other notable examples?
Is Shin Godzilla /tv/, /co/, or /a/?
It fits /a/ because of the shinchan thing
/m/ because kaiju
/v/ because of the game tie ins like the VR game
/co/ because comis
/jp/ because why not (who even goes there)
/tv/ because its a film
Behold. One of the new bond girls
Has a tv show ever made you cry?
>Fuck is censored
America is the laughing stock of the entire world.
>male genitalia is shown on tv
>nation in chaos
>here's your daily decapitation video instead
>nothing wrong here :^)
Makes you wonder why violence is like every day bread, but can't handle what normal bodily functions (nudity).
Do they ever explain how bond can change his appearance so much so many times?
What are some movies about guys that once made something out of themselves but are now older washed up has beens that realize that their big house means nothing to them, their families don't love them and are thus bored and miserable?
>movie opens in classroom
>I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Do Americans actually do this?
It's a defensive mechanism against communist subversion.
Because of communist subversion, it's not required to perform the pledge in schools anymore and 99% of students simply openly disrespect the flag during the designated pledging time.
There's mountains of circumstantial evidence.
who's back she's got?
by the way, what fucking character is she based from?
ITT: We post failed memes.
best actor of our generation or complete lunatic?
What are some good movies about being a father? I'm a father now and I need to know what to do.
Movies you regret not watching in movie theaters.
>watching movies with parents
Give me more movies like this absurd and satirical piece, bloody Patsak.
>Monster is immune to bullets
Is there a worse monster trope?
the monster has psychic powers, it can read minds and shield itself from attacks
that is why the bear trap injured it, chad wasn't sure where the traps were, so the monster had no clue and did not have time to protect itself