did anyone find this funny? I gave up after half an hour and no laughs and I usually like niggers
You might've just cracked something, OP. Aside from Cream Corn there really aren't any "niggers" in the movie. That's probably why a lot of /tv/ likes it, tbph. Most of the blacks in this are upstanding people fighting a war on drugs.
It's one of my favorites, why didn't you find it funny?
I mean the first scene alone.
>'cuz when you pop the top, the panties drop
>Gives You 'Ooooooo'
>The ONLY malt liquor to be sponsored by the United States Government?
This felt really small in scale and was kind of boring.
Can we agree that this is the most retardest movie ever
>Kirk's character arc is that he is bored of peace and by the end of the film learns that the only time he feels alive is when the lives of millions are in peril and he can feel like a hero
>Bad guy's motivations are that he fought people in the military and he can't fight people in star fleet so he decides to use a superweapon that genocides people instead of just fighting them
>Pegg exploits Leonard Nemoy's...
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Is he the John Boyega of our generation?
>mfw articles call him a break out actor
Don't you need to be in a whole bunch of things because one role in an unsuspected hit to be a break out actor?
I'm not sure I understand. He IS John Boyega and he's part of our generation, but your question makes it seem like John Boyega was a celebrity from a previous generation and that this is not him. Confusing.
>dude beastie boys lmao
>And I am going to Kill Bill.
What did she mean by this?
Do you prefer product placement in shows, or generic placement?
I like generic stuff, to see the names they come up with.
What are you watching and eating tonight?
Who was the better Batman?
No pedo but i think he's hot as fuck. I want his balls.
Also is Stranger Things a 10/10 show?
Not 10/10 because the ending isn't great but it's definitely pretty good. Maybe 8 1/2. The first two episodes are 10/10 though.
The show might be 10/10 depending on how the second season goes and what it can make out of the ending.
>watching movie with friend
>oh this part is awesome
>don't worry I won't spoil it
Is this good?
I was kind of surprised at the whole privileged white male thing. I always thought the internet kind a blew it out of proportion, but he's super serious and apologetic about it. Like, he can't sleep at night the guilt keeps him up, kind of apologetic. Were there any jokes? It was really awkward, like walking into someone's room to find them masturbating, awkward.
Post literally plebbit movies
Was Troy a believable star quarterback? I don't understand American Handegg, but if he played real football (ie Rugby) there's no way this twink would last five minutes.
Are Americans really that soft?
>/tv/ contrarians literally defending Scott Snyder in a desperate attempt to be anti-Marvel
This BvS is 'kino' meme is just pathetic. The 'philosophy' you nitwits think is deep is literally just characters tossing badly written, unsolicited metaphors at each other in between garbage CGI action scenes.
This film is shit.
Go on and post those entry level Platonic analyses of this shitfest if you think that'll change my mind. Protip: They won't. I've read them. They're laughable.
Did you cry?
What do my friends at /tv/ think of BB, was it really THAT good?
I lost interest when I realized I didnt care about any of the characters anymore.
Around the time Walter started to work for gus and cut jessie out of the picture.
The episode ended and I just kinda shrugged. I didnt care about what happened to any of the characters anymore so I opted out.
I just wanted to play monopoly.
>Season 1 ends
>Loved the show except for the shitty dominican sub plot and everything after le epic fight club twist
>kinda excited for season 2
>2 episodes in
>Already edgier than past season
>IS HE LE SANE OR NOT LOL EXXXDEEE
>DUDE I ALSO HAVE VIZIONS LMAO
What went wrong?
>Getting caught was part of the plan
Has getting caught ever helped any real life criminal?
Just found out about this show last night, and now I finished it. What did /tv/ think of it?
why do some celebs live so modestly? they enough money for 10 lifetimes so why be not be balling
also celebrity car thread?
how expensive is a Jeep? can you make a good living and afford one?
Why does this look like horseshit
Can we take a second to talk about just how much more interesting and intellectually robust the left bank filmmakers were than the New Wave in French Cinema?
All infinitely more interesting than Godard, Truffaut, or Rivette. Godard especially is just downright awful.
I want some fucking answers. Why is /tv/ alright with the new Harley Quinn? She's an annoying SOOO RANDUMMM chick with colored hair to pander to kids who shop at Hot Topic.
>But she's hot
No she isn't. She's a fridge in a slutty outfit.
>But she's popular with girls so they'll all dress up as her
The only people who can enjoy Harley are loud ADD-riddled spastic fridges like her or hot cosplay chicks who will never fuck you.
Throughout all this Ghostbusters remake hullabaloo, where was the hate train for the remakes of Robocop and Total Recall?
I felt like I was the only one that was truly livid that two classic Verhoeven movies were being tainted with boorishly CGI driven imitators, and still haven't seen either out of protest.
Yet, people were okay with Total Recall (despite the charisma vacuum that is Colin Farrell) and people even LIKED the new Robocop despite it lacking any good satire (A parody of Fox News and Bill O'Reilly? Oh my god this has never been done before!)...
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Nobody really liked those.
Most people hated them, or didn't care.
But the companies involved didn't throw a shit-fit and call all of those people names.
So we never heard anything about them ever again.
And they were shit in silence.
It was there, you just weren't paying attention.
Maybe a little lighter on the Total Recall remake but that's just because people wanted to see a more modern version of triple-tits
What are your honest thouhgts on this movie?
I thought it was a nice throwback go 'old Hollywood', and Josh Brolin is pretty good, but otherwise it was kinda crappy. George Clooney is probably the worst part of the movie. Not really sure why he was cast at all.
>go to theater
>large number of blacks enter
>movie has jumpscares
>blacks in the audience yell warnings to the characters in the movie about where the killer is
>the characters listen to their advice and everybody evades the killer
ruined the movie for me, it was boring as fuck
IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!
how do i come up with ideas
Honestly, just spout whatever comes into your head. Don't be afraid to get ridiculous. It works for me every time. Start with a random character, put them in a situation, keep adding things into the mix, etc.