any quality deeply desturbing movies? the only one that comes to my mind is requiem for a dream but that is a sadness trip more than anything else
>gets his lunch taken away
>ends up writing the paper for everyone
>only one that dosnt get a girl
>in detention for a fucking flare gun
Is there a bigger cUcK in cinema?
>Promise me Ned...never tell your wife you are protecting your sister's kid...tell her he is a bastard thus ensuring her eternal hate for him...please Ned, he was a good friend. Also, you must murder these women too so no one will ever find out the identity of my son.
>Telling a woman you've met literally once that your sister whose abduction just caused a war with a massive death toll was actually okay with it and had a baby by the guy who took her
Cat was a dumbfuck so I don't blame Ned. He probably could have told her later, but still.
>good is a point of view, Anakin
Was he right, /tv/?
What food does /tv/ sneak into the movie theater?
Don't tell me you actually pay for overpriced shit like soda and popcorn.
I like to bring a carne asada burrito and a Mucho Mango Arizona can. It's not hard if you have a big jacket on, or just drape a smaller jacket on your arm over the bag of food.
>*smashes random keys*
>WOMEN WHAT THE FUCK
What did he mean by this?
It's the youtube gamer generation (and I say this as a guy who plays vidya games)
They don't know anything about movies or film or cinematic techniques. Stuckmann made like a shitty Indiana Jones short film and he still doesn't seem to know about what makes a movie.
I thought Ghostbusters was going to flop, yet it has been getting positive reviews and decent ratings
Was /tv/ wrong again, like usual?
>Is /tv/ out of touch
>No, it's the normies that are wrong
Remember when /v/ was wrong about The Old Republic MMO?
>Remember when all of the reviews were incredible positive?
>Remember how the subscriber numbers were claimed to be massive, but never revealed?
>Remember how all the shills and Biodrones kept posting about it?
By now, most 4chan users know the score. Paid/coerced reviews are a thing, every major website/paper/television network/radio station is owned by...
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What was his motivation?
What was his plan?
He was actually the Joker in disguise.
I have no idea. It seems like he was butthurt about Superman. Then he decided the best thing to do is create a human/kryptonian hybrid who looks like a troll stolen from Lord of the Rings. After Superman is dead, he seems kind of happy that the world will now be visited by all powerful beings who could destroy earth. I think he might just have been insane
wow that was unbearably mediocre
wow literally not any of those things wow
wow good acting =/= good movie wow ive seen these characters in so many other movies before wow nothing new wow holy shit bro wow hysteria lmao wow strict repressive parents breeds messed up children wow DUDE WOW EPIC LMAO
not even in haneke's top 5
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Computer, load up celery man please
So, is this why DCucks were screaming "paid shills" whenever a Marvel movie got a good review?
Because DC (owned by Warner Bros.) was paying reviewers to say nice things about their dog shit movies, they assumed Marvel must be bribing reviewers too?
What was that one controversial from Raimi's Spiderman? Can't remember it and it's making me crazy.
>he never went to italy
that episode is comfy, where tony and the gang hang out in italy
Does a better bank heist film exist?
What does it say when Richard Roeper is one of the last bastions of classic film criticism?
Why are plebs pretending to care about film criticism now?
For years you iqlets called Brody and White pretentious and anyone that agreed with them hipsters. Has your taste film improved now or are you still the tasteless drones you were when you cried hipster and that fun should be allowed since film is supposed to be """entertainment"""
or is this another excuse to shitpost and stay away from developing better taste again?
Why is Paul Verhoeven so maligned?
He made some really, really great movies that still hold up.
It's not his fault the plebs didn't understand Showgirls at the time of its release.
He's quite unAmerican (or even anti-American) and his Dutch films aged like milk while his American movies are sort of a mixed bag.
I don't think he's particularly maligned though. Just not that acclaimed since his movies aren't that conventionally arty while still offending a lot of people.
I can only guess, but I think he actually quite dislikes many of his American fans because he feels they like his movies for the wrong reasons.
Great guy, though.
I love the way he exploits and manipulates his lead actresses
Guy knows how to make movies
If Mike died overnight, would you still watch RLM?
>Josh becomes new Mike
Yeah. It would be less funny, but Josh picks on Rich almost as much as Mike. He's more boring tho. Jay and Rich have almost no chemistry, tho, they work best as Mike-Rich, Mike-Jay, or Mike-Jay-Rich
Friendly reminder to Marvel fags that this is the kind of movie that gets good ratings in Rotten Tomatoes
>He drinks a regular Coca Cola while watching a movie
Name me something better than a Coke Zero while enjoying a movie at the cinema.
Alright Gonzalez family,
NAME SOMETHING A MAN IS LIKELY TO DO WHEN HIS WIFE ISN'T HOME
Wait, so Superman turns full evil only because his girlfriend dies?
Isn't he kind of a dick? Many individuals lose loved ones and still remain good people.
Can we all agree that this was unironically kino and that Canne's jury and critics are fucking idiots who cannot see art when it's projected on a giant screen in front of their faces?
Also, will goose direct more? Has he got anything in preparation?
don't expect many on /tv/ to not shit on it though. critics and pleb babbies alike often mistake A R T for "style over substance" when in reality, style IS substance. it is the very definition of kino itself.
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What a stupid fucking pleb world we live in
>muh wage gap
>muh no work for older actresses
>muh women are objectified and only valued for their looks
>highest paid actor is a beefcake
what is the role she was born to play?
>you just dont get it, do you?