Havent seen it.
What do I need to know?
>I'll never be a good jedi
>Yes you will. And when you are I want to be your padawan
Is there a single movie everyone on /tv/ likes?
>Can we afford Kurt Russel?
>What about Patrick Swayze?
>'he's dead sir'
>Uh, Kris Kristofferson?
>'he's like 100 years old sir'
>What about that Jeff guy, you know "The Dude" or whatever
>'he's in the lobby playing with magnets sir, I'll send him right in'
>Can we afford Natalie Portman?
>Then get me her non-union Mexican equivalent
>'say no more senpai'
>Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent
>Ooh that is a grip you do not wanna pick a fight with this person!
Was this seriously the best they could do?
>Best they could do
Nope. It's the same with Gal Gadot; they just wanted to make a couple of their fellow jews more popular by putting them in whats supposed to be a highly anticipated movie.
What, do you really think Gal and Jesse got these roles through normal auditions?
Is there a worse scene in any Star Wars movie than C3PO in the droid factory?
Most successful movie of the year, the most watched movie on Netflix.
Fuck this gay earth.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
>Ridiculous Six most watched movie on Netflix
>Star Wars:FA highest grossing film domestically
I think it's safe to say people have terrible taste in movies and anyone who uses $$ as a barometer of quality is a retard.
>so hayden, you gotta kill dooku here while sheev jerks off to you beheading him.
Did Matt Damon's smugness in this movie bother anyone else?
Is that really such an unbelievable thing to hear someone say?
Haven't read the book or seen the movie, but I'd be saying all sort of wacky shit to keep myself calm if I was alone by myself TWO HUNDRED MILLION KILOMETERS AWAY FROM EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER KNOWN.
Oh I get it.
He meant morally.
This was the best film of 2015 by a mile.
would michael Baysed have been a better choice than jj abrams? just IMAGINE:
>ed harris as supreme leader snoke
>dank af evil ships like transformers
>women models in the empire
>tall model as phasma
>hot asian actress as rey to appeal to the asian market
>BASED AF SOUND DESIGN
will we ever have another meetup /tv/ ?
But I think it will probably be everyone trying to one up each other or calling each others taste shit
"Have you seen (obscure movie)?"
"no I haven't, but have you seen (obscure movie)"
"Uh...y-yeah (this person never heard of that movie mentioned)"
"You liked that film? Holy shit, it sucked, go back to reddit"
chinks btfo again
I think if I have to guess a reason why they're doing this, it's because, like Iron Man 3, they want that China bux. And like iron man 3, they have to change the stereotype association to appease to them.
The quality improvement is staggering.