Give me your favorite examples of non-reddit, non-meme-tier humor.
I want to be patrician like you guys.
How comes there's only one human on the Jedi Council, yet almost all of the dangerous near-suicidal missions are done by human Jedi?
Humans are the majority race in the republic, yet they're underrepresented in both the Senate AND the Jedi Council.
Sheev was to good guy all along. He was a champion for humans.
Anyone else into this show? It doesn't get much love here, but it's comfy as fuck. It reminds me of Chuck, which is also doesn't get much love.
Why seventies films are so fucking good.
1. Seventies films show a perverse tendency to integrate, in narratively incidental ways, story information and stylistic devices counterproductive to the films’ overt and essential narrative purposes.
2. Hollywood filmmakers of the 1970s often situate their film-making practices in between those of classical Hollywood and those of European and Asian art cinema.
3. Seventies films prompt spectator responses more uncertain and discomforting than those of more typical Hollywood cinema.
4. Seventies narratives place an...
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>it was great
>i loved it
That's right everyone, Mike Stoklasa, Mr Plinkett, thought The Force Awakens was a great movie, and that it was everything he hoped it would be.
Mike has been a softball critic for some time and seems to appreciate well-crafted flicks. TFA is nothing to write home about, but it's a well-crafted flick.
It's really a shame, because I really would like to see him dig into in character as Plinkett.
>and that it was everything he hoped it would be.
If you were hoping for anything other than what we got, you're a delusional retard.
It was always going to be a well-made 7/10 love-letter to the originals with zero creative vision.
Reminder that avatar is basically a glorified cartoon for manchildren
And that's what I got. Literal worst fucking casting I've ever seen, mixed with shitty acting, and completely re-writing the story to appeal to brain dead Game of Thrones fans. I honestly hope Terry Brooks tells everyone how shit this really is.
>tfw this and The Magicians adaptation is complete shit.
Im looking for a new style, can somebody tell me what this hairstyle is called?
YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
Sorry Bro, I meant OUR EMPIRE, how bout we go kick sheev's ass and we rule our empire like best bros.
And you really should try this new thing called porking chicks, it's amazing.
In any case it beats me getting turned into a human stump and you spending the next 20 years in the desert jacking off into sands.
Black dicks in white mouths.
Now that I have your attention, what did you really think of this movie? I thought it was very engaging and entertaining, but I don't know if it really added up to much and the violence was gratuitous even by Tarantino's standards. I liked that it felt more intimate and theatrical, which made the decision to film it in 70mm all the more confusing.
>everyone always complains/mentions the violence as being too gratuitous
Maybe it's because I'm American, but I really didn't see anything gross or over-the-top about it.
>all this Lucas/prequel cocksucking
Stop it. Stop it now. I don't care if it's a meme. I don't care if it's bait. I don't even care if you genuinely think the prequels were good or that Lucas is a good director.
I liked it better when we pretended that James Cameron is a good director and that Avatar was good.
No you shut the hell up.
You faggots forcing the Reddit meme are the only redditer here.
OP might be a dumb frog poster but this George Lucas cocksucking is the real reddit. Everyone in Reddit thinks it's lol funny that a few people said it so they are trying to make the circlejerk worse.
Why did Taco Bell win the Franchise Wars?
Pizza Hut pulled out because they didnt think the movie would be the classic it is today
I remember when you posted this yesterday. I'm the anon who corrected you when you called it the "fast food wars." Good that you at least learned that much.
At the end of the movie Leia refuses to hug or even acknowledge Han Solo's best friend Chewbacca, who she has known for more than 30 years and survived numerous adventures with
but she embraces rey, a stranger, cause.. the force or whatever ..not even a "sorry man" or nothing? Has leia always hated chewbacca?
BILLIONS OF STARS AND YET I HAVE TO OBTAIN IMAGINARY PAPER WEALTH AND HAND IT TO ANOTHER HUMAN JUST TO MAINTAIN MY EXISTANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE!
So how come nobody called this faggot a gary stu?
But everybody jumped on Rey as a mary sue?