>another black Lancelot
ok, I am done now.
I agree, a minority taking over the role of yet another fictional anglo-saxon. Disgusting.
These things NEED trigger warnings. I shouldn't have to be exposed to this kind of degeneracy
HBO's worst and biggest show's first season 7 trailer is here, discuss.
AND IF YOU WANNA BE A TEACHER'S PET
Ywn have a teacher teach you a skill while helping you build confidence in yourself.
when Superman died, why was his body in Clark Kent's grave? Why was there another grave for Superman? Was it empty? Did the government find out Clark was Soup?
When Moana finds the shell at the beginning of the movie, it's small.
When she rediscovers it at the end, it's large and "mature"
She then takes the large pink shell and puts it on a pedestal for no reason at all. Like it doesn't even relate to the plot.
Then we're left with this end shot of the pink shell on a pedestal with an opening that looks exactly like a vulva/labia with a clitoris-like protrusion at the top. It might as well have had pubic hair for all its subtlety.
How do they keep getting away with this?
The movie was obviously for mothers to show their daughters how to be strong independent women and that their genitals make them special, but they really doubled down on it with this scene and it was much too heavy-handed in my opinion. A lot of boys are going to be left feeling uncomfortable and wondering what it was all about.
But all he did was look at pictures.
Who cares what the pictures were of? They are just pixels on a screen.
He did nothing wrong.
I hope this was the message they were trying to make, and this wasn't some hunt-the-pedo revenge fantasy for normies.
He robbed a bank with a gun and killed a man bare handed. He did those things himself out of fear but it was him doing them not the blackmailer.
Our whole lives can get fucked by the smallest of things.
I know you /tv/ contrarians will hate to admit it, but Firefly is genuine TVkino. It should be in everyone's top 10, a true exemplary sci-fi work.
Was this the biggest miscast in modern cinema?
Westworld star Evan Rachel Wood reveals she was raped twice
WHAT THE FUCK. I hate rape now.
How does Disney do it so effortlessly?
is this a product placement?
Literally did nothing wrong.
>Democratically elected Senator
>Valorum's government is complete shit
>Valorum is voted out
>Palpatine is elected new Chancellor.
>Destroyed the evil Trade Federation and Seccesonists
>Has support of almost all the Senate
>Jedi try to kill him, even after he surrendered to them. Blatant violation of Jedi code, and...
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>Get me Jennifer Lawrence!
>She's currently starring in 30 productions right now
>Then get me her prettier, bustier, cheaper, and less bitchy version
Why did the wrong one get famous, /tv/?
who the fuck is hayley bennet
also J-Law got famous because she traded sex for fame with Weinstein. Everyone knows she was his "it" girl, not a secret whats necessary to become an "it" girl.
"If I die, delete my browser history."
Lines that made you want to murder the scriptwriters
Was Charmed ever meant to be taken seriously as a series or was it just a bunch of scantily clad women used as eye-candy with a magic subplot thrown in at the last second?
Memes aside, the receding hairline is too obvious.
How was the studio okay with this?
What went wrong?
Name 1 Depp kino
Why do they even make these?
ITT: Songs that, if they were converted to a film, would unarguably be kino
it was shit
What does /tv/ think of Spy Kids?
>spent most of his adult life trying to smear Lucas and the PT
>most people have since turned their backs on him and now view the prequels favorably
>eventually forced to admit in his TFA review that Lucas has more integrity and originality in his beard than Disney's soulless corporate machine will ever have
Do you think Mike regrets wasting his life and staking his whole career on shit taste and reddit humor?
Just saw this. I know that I've missed a million threads about it, but anyway I actually liked it. Maybe it's just the subliminal effect of the capekino posting, I don't know. But the 27% RT score is actually crazy to me.
I just don't get the metric these critics use. BvS had an entertaining plot and some great visuals. It was full of plot contrivances, really obvious ones, but then again, what superhero movie isn't? If people judged these genre flicks on the number of plot contrivances, they would all have a 5% on RT. Sure, the action was mostly...
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Disney has a hold on critics so pieces of shit like Civil War get a pass while the competition gets trashed. This movie has many flaws but it's still nice to see some action scene not interrupted by a quirky character doing awful quips
The meme hate for this flick is just an internet thing too, normies liked it and that's why they went in hordes to see Suicide Squad a few months later (DC is the only company to get two capeshit in the top ten highest grossing films in the same year)
Disney buys critics. Civil Turd has the same score as There Will Be Blood and better than Hacksw Ridge and Nocturnal Animals. It's all corruption. BvS is undeniably a better film than Civil Turd. Only the highest paid Marvel shills argue elsewise.
dude drumpf lmao
dude member lmao
How can Marvel even compete with this kino?
>Movie ends with a blooper reel
>make my disgusting christian family watch this every christmas in an attempt to redpill them
>they sit through it but don't pay too much attention
>afterwards they bring out the eggnog and cookies and start watching garbage like christmas story or christmas vacation
>grab some cookies and go watch anime in my room because their taste is awful
Who else hates the holidays. Family's suck.
>force family to watch 2nd rate """movie""" while chilling during the holidays
>complain when they start to watch things related to the season
>confines himself to his room with nothing but cookies and anime to comfort him
Only a triple bypass could save this anon from the autism clogging his arteries
>2 things you didn't like about The Force Awakens
>1 thing you did like about The Force Awakens
>the god tier writing
Do I talk first or do you?
My lord, the weapon is ready. We shall destroy the government that supports the resistance, the Republic!
>killing off the only decent character
The stopping the blaster bolt in mid air was cool
things you didn't like about The Force Awakens
Rey being able to counter kylos mind power without any prior knowledge on how that even worked and han being killed before we could see him and luke interact
thing you did like about The Force Awakens
reys theme was alright