Why are there no female late night hosts? Sexism much?
>watching old movie with black gf
>blackface scene comes on
>watching movies with your pet monkey
what did he mean by this?
>watching movie around qt 3.14 black girls
>slaveowner rapes female slave
this has actually happened to me
December 21, 2018
Leave capeshit to me.
Who /macys/ here?
ITT : Post movies that completely and utterly devastated you and sent you in a depressing spiral
Me: This one in pic related. I don't even understand, I've seen better melodramas.
Sarah Gadon was perfect. Why do frail damaged waifus seem so appealing? Why can't I fall for a normal waifu?
It's not a good movie. You just love Sarah Gadon, there's a difference.
>whole family is over for thanksgiving lunch/dinner
>I come out to grab some food
>whole table looks over at me
>Dad:"Oi, look who it is, fat fuck anon come to eat all of our thanksgiving dinner"
>DAD:"I'll GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT, WHERES MY BELT CINDY"
>Bound for a remote planet on the far side of the galaxy, the crew of the colony ship Covenant find what they believe to be an uncharted paradise. What the crew discover is a dark, dangerous world, whose sole inhabitant is the "synthetic" David (Michael Fassbender), survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition
i dont want to be hurt anymore /tv/, how do i stop myself from being hyped by sci fi movies
>You're mad, Max! Fury Road is the other way.
>We should have warned The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is too dangerous.
Honestly, how did they get away with this?
ITT: nonsense flim critics say
>The movie is self aware
>The movie doesn't reinvent the wheel
>This movie makes Tarkovsky feel like Spielberg on steroids
>This is not a movie. It's a film.
Kia is a vastly superior machine
>In the movie Race (2016), Hitler refuses to greet Jesse Owens after his victory.
>In real life, Hitler actually congratulated Jesse.
Why does Hollywood always have to portray Hitler as being more evil than he really was?
>Why does Hollywood always have to portray Hitler as being more evil than he really was?
Come on man.
What does /tv/ thinks of this scene?
>Ford is totally senile
>Fisher is a raving cokehead
How did Hamill manage to stay sane?
He looks so animated compared to the other two
If it existed, would you enter The Zone? What would you ask for in the room?
I'm in love with this decoy
it had interesting visuals but all in all it was just another generic capeshit, why are you retards creaming your panties over this?
Not really, it felt quite uninspired and relied a lot on "dude lsd brah trippy escher COLORS".
The only interesting visuals were during the initial trippy "expand your mind" scene. Then it became tedious with people doing redundant magic shit all the time.
>Mads & co. doing their magic ritual and their surroundings start to morph
>wall-run instead of jumping over bookcase
>jump on ceiling to start performing magic spell
Another forgettable villain, pointless love interest who was more of a prop than interesting character, and the jokes felt the most forced out of any Marvel film.
I guess people like it because it's a variation of the same shit so they fall for the illusion of it being "different" and "refreshing".
anyone seen it yet? is it as shit as they say? i really loved the first one
Why didn't the coin just push him back?
Train to Feels.
what movies make you feel, /tv/?
The Koreans must have a thing about adult men sacrificing themselves for cunnies.
The same thing was in The Man From Nowhere.
I'm fine with that, I'd actually watch more Korean movies with that plot if there are any.
>be son of struggling family
>your egotistical finger-wagging liberal sister accidentally helps a fallen tycoon regain his empire
>in gratitude, he offers her a cut of millions
>just a fraction of this could help your family and friends tremendously
>she declines free money cuz muh ethics
What do you do?
Did you enjoy this film? I thought it was pretty fun and entertaining but I wonder how you guys rate it and if I should change my opinion in order to not have pleb tastes.
RoboCop fans are the biggest whiners on the planet. The amount of mental gymnastic they do to try to pass their 80s fun B-movie into some kind of Tarkovsky-tier kino masterpiece is both hilarious and worrying.
Say something nice about Anakin Skywalker.
Do you remember your reaction after watching this for the first time? Did it have some influense on your life? Share it, anon.
DRADIS contact!! Battlestar Galactica thread, bearing 187, carom 221!
Helo for Commander is the obvious choice. Apart from one glaring moment of stupidity, he's level headed and I think he'd rise to the occasion.
President is harder. Probably Doc Cottle. Doesn't put up with bullshit, but also knows how to pick his battles.