Why is he so grumpy?
Why does Jay always recommend gorey slasher movies where the female protagonist gets cut?
Does he have some sick fetish where he likes seeing women get hurt?
Mike doesn't like to talk about it, but he actually sponsored Jay as part of a children at risk program. I worked at the office for a few years and I still remember him coming in and asking if we had any impressionable gay children left.
So why did Marv turn into a skeleton?
Well that was stupid as fuck.
What are some movies about brushing your teeth with clay and then eating it?
she can be so photogenic one photo then a complete gargoyle the next. Im fascinated
Would Sisko play baseball with the President? What about the President-Elect?
Quark would play Dom-jot with him.
>le fat ugly short guy gets the 10/10 tall woman because he's "the funny guy"
D R O P P E D
It's the spin off movie of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, what did you expect? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Everyone knows the Mario movie sucked, but could a good movie about it be made?
Really makes ya think, doesn't it?
this is not true at all
>This is a civil disobediance, isn't it?
>I disobey civilly
Was such strong language really necessary?
>This is a rebellion, isn't it?
>I LIKE BIG NIGGER DICKS NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER HAHAHAAHA SUCK A BIG BLACK DICK THAT'S WHAT I WANT YES YES YES BIG BLACK COCK AHAHAHAHAH ME SO HORNY ME NEED BIG DICK WHITE BOYS NEED NOT APPLY I NEED A DICK RIGHT NOW AND THE COLOR MUST BE BLACK BLACK AS NIGHT BLACK AS THE COCK THAT WILL BE TEARING MY WHITE PUSSY APART
Surprising to see that in a Disney movie
So when did GoT became shit? I'd have to say that it was around the end of S4
It got good as soon as they killed this talentless hack though
What are some eating shows
Purely about eating
somebody should re-write her MCU story on /hr/
Something something watch Bourdain on a Saturday afternoon broadcasted by CNN. Just try to not let his distorted world views put you off. Hes a pretty cool libcuck once you steer the conversation away from anything involving the humanities and current events.
I just finished The Sopranos....what now?
No really, why are Crabbe and Malfoy holding hands?
and since when is Crabbe black?
Who's villain in this flick?
ITT: shows/films everyone loves but you
a fucking piece of shit
The drama part at first is interesting, but the comedy part is totally failing. Pretentious fags only love it because >muh commentary on the madness of MAD but really though it's just shit. Mostly the nazi scientist. Painfully unfunny and overacted.
>We've got a pyrotechnics request, low yield.
So does this exchange confirm that Westworld is a giant simulation? I mean, how could the techies "authorise" an explosion going off and how would they have physically stopped it if it wasn't?
Although, why would they even need to authorise an explosion if it isn't real?
Agreed, I think they wanted to cover their asses a bit more in terms of "how could Westworld ACTUALLY be completely safe?" Problem is, it doesn't make any god damn sense - it wasn't just a "pyrotechnic effect" it was an honest to god explosion.
Have you seen it yet? Did you like it?
DUDE YOUNG BLACK FEMALE CEO LMAO
It has nothing bro with her race, she's just written and acted terribly. They're trying so hard to make seem like a powerful ceo, yet it has the opposite effect. It's ends up being amateurish
Why can't I discuss this man's career without mods deleting it? Has baneposting ruined him?
Because all of the posts will inevitably be about CIA or how he's a big guy. It's a shame too, because I'd like to see what other anons think about him as an actor. I thought he was great in the Wire (one of the few Brits/Irish who can do an American accent well) but I don't like him that much in Game of Thrones, even though it's probably his biggest role.
Why was Jerry Seinfeld in Pulp Fiction? Was he friends with Tarantino?
So did they actually kill people or not
That's the entire point, that they're not actual killers, but nice people who just happen to like the macabre.
However, they're also superhumans who live in a bubble. Thus, they don't understand other people to a greater extend and believe them to be similiarly strong or nice. They're still very tolerant, however.
Who knows, one of their dynamite explosives might have killed people before. But it's never actually shown or said.
If Citizen Kane was made today what would his last words be?
ITT: Christian imagery and symbolism done right
Subtle reference to Jesus walking on water without it being hamfisted and forced down your throat.
>that episode of Friends where 9/11 happens and no one can get in touch with Chandler
Here's a bit of trivia, the mysterious voice on the phone at the beginning of the episode warning Chandler it was not safe to go to work that day was Elliot Gould, who played Monica and Ross Gellar's father!
Hi. I'm looking for all Yakuza/Triad kino. Kino only, not just any action movies. I've most likely seen all Takeshi Kitano's work years ago and I can't remember which were the good gangster movies, but there must be more kino than just Kitano.
ITT: movies you haven't seen but you hate them anyway
Pic related. Because of the strength of the nostalgia people have for it I just know it's pure reddit meme garbage
>boat sails into japenese port
>it ain't me starts playing