I'm thinking of an hero'ing after watching this movie for the first time.
It hits too close to home, thanks for all the good times /tv/ if i do it.
Don't do it bro, I know how shit everything feels but its bound to get better. Making a concerted effort to better myself.
I love you anon.
You just know
Carrie Fisher fucked the entire crew of Star Wars BUT Lucas
Lucas was completely faithful to his wife, which is why when she cucked him he spiraled into a depression so severe he thought the prequels where good ideas
>he made Star Wars backwards
>after being left and having rotted away into an empty husk, he felt he knew what he must do for the prequel's story
>make it all about the downward spiral of a great legend who was manipulated by the wrong people and is now seen as a villain to mimic his own life
Guess the movie. This is an easy one.
Movies everyone forgot
but you still remember
I remember it only because it was a piece of shit.
How is it possible that the CGI in this looks better than literally everything involving a spaceship in TFA? It looks so fucking cartoony and bad, Jesus fuck.
The spaceships were perfectly fine in TFA
The real problem were those tentacle monsters who had no reason for existing besides to trigger an action sequence in what should have been downtime in the plot
Good evening good evening good evening good evening.
>build fuckhuge meme cannon through a planet
>if you blow up one little small section of it the entire planet implodes
>there's probably enough room for hundreds of millions of troops and ships and anti-ship armament that could melt things far from it's orbit
>they send an attack squadron with like 30 guys
>and 4 people on foot to the undoubtedly most important and heavily garrisoned place on the...
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High with friends. Need scary fucked up movie 2 watch. Pls halp.
Who /superstore/ here?
>described as a cross between The Office and Family Guy
It should be illegal to make movies this bad
Yet there they are, being made
Is the world ready for a bald Star Lord ?
>/tv/ will defend this
This isn't even Star Wars, its like some white male cuck fantasy dominatrix shit.
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