When did the Alien franchise go off the rails?
Say my name.
What did they mean by this?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who's better the actor/movie star?
Watching this right now and its straight garbage like everything else MTV puts out these days. The premise is based on a misunderstood rape statistic and every single "bad guy" has been a white male.
I miss MTV back when it wasn't pushing a feminist agenda / identity politics and actually about music.
This one impressed me because they went full on unironically "By the way, white people were created by an evil black scientist named Yakub 7,000 years ago in an attempt to genetically engineer demons. Get woke."
I just finished this movie. I havent cried in over 20 years yet i dont know why tears started flowing after watching it, non stop.
Anyone else had an experience like this? I dont understand.
Yes Man from Earth is the ultimate pleb detector.
It's for people like who feel "smart" after watching it without realising how fucking atrocious it is.
It's like a bad cheesy B movie from the 90s. The only redeeming factor is the intriguing backstory, literally every other film element is utter dogshit.
From the mexican telenovela like acting, generic stock soundtrack, no character development, no actual dialogue just a long exposition Q&A throughout, constant boring back to back camerawork, no use of the one room, no creative lighting,...
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Has she done anything since Stranger Things?
Is wes anderson capable of making a film that only relies on the plot itself and doesnt use all of his trademark gimmicks?
Not only did they take Emma dumbfuck bitchface and cast her as "" ""beauty""" but Beauty is not British in the original and she looks like shes playing Hermione again
To top it off her hair is too light.
What the fuck Disney
beast also looks way too handsome and his CGI is terrible, looks like he belongs in a video game. and why the fuck is gaston being played by a skinny manlet? why isn't he the big guy chad who can beat everyone in a wrestling match and unlock pussy from miles away?
and a washing machine? seriously? they thought belle being the smartest person in town, standing up to gaston and living with beast to save her father wasn't "feminist" enough so they made her an inventor too?
i'll bet watson forced them to include that shit
Why do people insist on calling Aliens an action movie? The only action in it outside of terrified Marines firing wildly and then getting slaughtered is Ripley vs. The Queen, which is a very small portion of the movie.
The original is better but you'd think Aliens was a Michael Bay movie from how some people talk about it.
Hello /tv/, I watched Barry Lyndon for the first time today. It was the most beautiful movie I've ever seen. I was thrown into a world and it was the best 3 hours of my life. The only problem is, as a Mexican, I didn't feel like I belonged. I felt like an outsider imposing myself into this world that didn't want or need me. So I'm wondering, is there a movie like this for Mexicans featuring Hispanic great culture in such a classy way? If I could actually relate to this movie it would have been so much better.
USC is asking me what the best movie of all time is.
What should I put /tv/?
Construct a detailed analysis with all we have taught you, Anon.
Is /tv/ Team David Blaine or Team Criss Angel?
What went so wrong /tv/?
I saw the trailer and just didn't believe the scenario of a bunch of soft, pretty-looking white people conspiring to rob an old blind man. It's like those gangs Hollywood tries to pass off where everyone's multicultural.
>gangs Hollywood tries to pass off where everyone's multicultural.
Well, that did happen. In the 60s, just after civil rights, prison populations started being forcibly desegregated. In the cases where it wasn't "too hard" to maintain, criminal enterprise started shifting from mono-racial to multi-racial, as the inmates stopped fighting among themselves and viewed the prison guards as the real enemy.
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So does anyone here consume actual cinema or is this board mostly just Marvel/Disney/DC crap. I never see any threads discussing obscure movies or anything worth much note, so I was just wondering.
I'm not trying to bait or start a flame war, I'm actually curious if this board is for cinemaphiles or just for casual consumption.
Saw this but I THINK I'll need to re-watch it.
don't think I got everything the first time through.
it was good, not scary, but makes you feel upset.
> I'm actually curious if this board is for cinemaphiles or just for casual consumption.
the answer is yes, its both
although Marvel/Disney/DC crap and the latest eternal threads get way more responses because in the time it takes time to think and type an actual reply theyve had 15 hes a big guy for you loololo etc
You can make the most mediocre movie with most generic story and characters and it can be still salvagable if it has good soundtrack
This movie is beautiful.
Their relationship is beautiful.
40k 40kino fucking when?
Frankly warp in the 40k universe sounds like a big clusterfuck, gg guise
Warp is boring. What's way more fascinating: time dilation due to relativistic forces. I highly recommend pic related.
I used to go to my grandmothers every day during middle and high school for lunch, and we always watched the price is right. But now she's gone, and the show has moved on, you just can't go back.
>viewer calls into show
>tells host he's a big fan
>host tells him he doesn't give a fuck
wtf just accept the compliment man
Go choke on a sausage. Michael Wiener knows what he's doing.
>guy gets a phone call
>caller says theres a bomb on a bus that will explode if the bus drops below 55mph
>what do you do
>what. do. you. do.
48% on Rotten Tomatoes.
51 on Metacritic.
Not even a 7 on imdb.
Why does the world not recognise this 2D animated film for all the glory that it is?
Literally the very definition of comfy.
if you dont pick max you're a white privilege rapist
What was his fucking problem?
you're moms dads son
wtf is this shit?
>in a galaxy far, far away
>and a long, long time ago
>everyone has a British accent
Remember when I stole the Death Star plans by myself?
daily reminder that the empire is a white supremacist organisation its official now
Post your kino opening scenes lads