What's so funny about Bigus Dickus?
The humor comes from imagining how the guard has to keep a straight face with Michael Palin as close to him as possible and making a dick joke.
But he could have said anything really. He could've whispered "Omelet du fromage" in a sultry voice over and over again and it'd be just as funny.
>makes funny face
>britain explodes in laughter
So it's Veterans Day/Rememberance Day/ whatever the fuck day, let's have a thread where we post and discuss war flicks, kino, and tv series. I'll start:
Watched this on Netflix with my Dad the other day, pretty good, the French merc was pretty based.
>a day to commemorate the idiots (apart from the few "excused" wars, who were stupid enough to give their lives so someone else they never met can financially profit from it
I bet the guy whose face got blown off in Iraq really care about people "remembering him". Oh, wait, he doesn't because he's dead.
>psh... pathetic wretches dying for their country... so dumb...
Watched this the other day pretty good all round
gotta get out to see hacksaw this weekend too
What does /tv/ member?
ITT: ways to tell if the movie you are about to watch will be an overrated piece of junk
>starring kevin spacey
>>no more Sesame Street
Sesame Street died, the day they introduced that smug, self-servient cunt Elmo. He embodied all that was wrong about hypercorporatism and the show was just treading water after that until it drowned.
b-but I was gonna have kids and they were gonna grow up watching Sesame Street like me and my father before me.
Anon please tell me this isn't happening?
I can't wait to see his butthurt tonight
Didn't he basically say that he's ready for the worst in his stand-up special.
Besides Maher isn't a whiny bitch, he's an angry bastard.
If anything this probably reinvigorated the hatred that's keeping him alive.
I expect him to focus on the victories of pot and minimum wage across some states actually while making some angry monologue or making fun of America or some snippet at least about it.
Nobody talking about Arrival?
Saw it and have been hyped for it. I felt like Jesus Christ this is isn't a documentary! Should of been Nicole Kidman but I guess this chick is next generation Nicole Kidman; they look similar.
I'm literally tearing up
kino! absolute kino! how come you degenerate faggots never talk about this kino?
What the fuck was his problem?
what the fuck was his problem?!
>"Make him a good offer."
t. Tony Sopranos, Goodfellas (1990)
>"DOORMAN, I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU A TIP."
t. Doctor Weirdo, Doctor Weirdo (2016)
>85 years old
itt: family guy moments that were actually pretty funny
Good luck everyone
what films match the feeling/aesthetic of this album? Not just the cover but the actual music too
Why did he switch the tape?
Is /tv/ looking forward to Sofia Coppola's new film?
Kirsten Dunst and Nicole Kidman are also in it.
VOD Friday continues with Aaron Paul getting one of those big roles he said he was busy doing.
is there a movie that summarizes the human condition in a way that hits so hard at home people en masse would commit suicide hence why it's deliberately kept underrated so as to prevent huge population drops?
>biggest legend in comedy
>stopped doing drugs
>grown ups 1-2
>bad guy in pixels
Jesus Farley youre better than this, you should have just died on the floor of your apartment alone in 97'.
VOD Friday is here and the most high profile movie is this A24-produced tale of a mother and her child under attack.
More to come!
>"God Himself couldn't sink this ship!"
>"Lifeboats? Waste of space if you ask me. We should just throw them all overboard, not like this ship will ever sink anyway. God's the one that's going to need a lifeboat. "
>"Something Picasso? He won't amount to a thing. He won't, trust me. As God as my witness, this Picasso loser will never be recognised for anything ever, least of all for his art."
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>Donald Trump? President? Ha, don't mock my intelligence. No one in their right mind would vote for that bumbling mess of a man, not even the lowest of the low. It would never dare happen.
WHO'S THE LEADER OF THE CLUB
THAT'S MADE FOR YOU AND ME?
WHO'S AN UGLY BASTARD AND IS FAT AS HE CAN BE
A - L - E - X - E - I
S - A - Y - L - E
anyone know of a comfier show
Currently on 2mg clonazepam.
What's something comfy I can watch? Preferrably on Netflix.
Name your top 5 tv shows. Specify seasons if you need to.
What's this typecast called?