"Yeah guys I quit, it's not like 'Jumper' flopped and I have been appearing in flops since then. I just didn't deserve Star Wars"
Where's the fucking color?
Its been a long day
Why is this movie better than The Force Awakens? Don't try to deny it, you know it's true.
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My uncle is an exec producer @ disney, and he's read the script, he told me the entire plot of Ep 8 and even plans for the other movies at our christmas party
>Title is still being discussed, Rian jokingly put forward 'The Republic Strikes Back', my uncle says they're leaning more towards just calling it 'The Knights of Ren'
>Takes place a year after TFA
>intro is a parallel between Kylo and Rey's final training
>Kylo and Rey have both...
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>Han and Luke spend almost entire movie distrusting and taunting each other before becoming friends
>FN-NG3R and Poe are instantly best friends forever of all time
>FN-NG3R and Rei instantly care about each other despite one being a fucking liar and other being dragged into conflict she wants no part in
How are you enjoying your ADD era, anons?
Han was a hired driver who wound up getting in too deep into Luke's problems, which pissed him off.
Finn committed high treason by freeing Poe, and then completed his mission. Totally different scenarios.
Han and Luke's friendship is far more developed and poignant than the "omg Poe bit his lip so gaaay it's true love *__*" bullshit in TFA tbqh.
Poe has no choice but the trust Finn. Kylo already got all the information that they needed. There was no reason to keep Poe alive any more. Poe was probably minutes away from being shot. He HAD to trust Finn. There just was no time for anything else. And of course Finn, NEEDED a pilot, and Poe was the closest pilot who might be willing to help. The escape sequence with Finn and Poe working together was easily the best part of the movie for me.
Is Flubber high test?
Is Maria Bamford the only good female comedian?
No. Why do you autists like her?
Other than the bits about her v her mom, she's terrible. If she didn't look like the female version of you all, you'd probably rate her alongside "Shoes lmao"
I've never understood, why did Obi Wan let Darth Vader kill him like that? Why didn't he hang around and help Luke fight the Empire?
I feel like she just came off of a 30-year bender and is stumbling around saying whatever comes to her mind. I personally find it hilarious, but for some reason all the SJWs take the crazy shit she says as the word of God.
Has anybody else noticed this? Why have feminists latched onto her?
The same reason some men will latch on to any dumb misogynistic shit and call it "redpilled." People are always looking for a scapegoat so they don't have to own up to any blame or responsibility for themselves.
Has there been a more inspired casting choice this year? He literally saved the movie
He did. As someone who has been told (even before this movie made Adam Driver popular) that I look like him I really am glad he was in it. He did a good job as Kylo and he's the only reason I'm interested in seeing the next movies.
I like this show. Does this mean that I'm a latent homosexual, or is it actually decent?
I'm tired of all these Starwars threads.
Time for ds9 thread. I have 3 episodes left, what am I in for?
What's the deal with Bane?
>Implying this isn't one of the best movies of the past 25 years
_BZZZT--! OOOPS! I'm sorry OP, for every appearance by Christian Slater you get deducted 65 points. Thank you for playing.