I sneak in my disabled pomerenian in my coat.
that way i bypass NSP and his warmth and cuddles keep me happy
>villian comes on screen
>/tv/ omg such an edgelord!
Do you even understand how darker characters work? They are suppose to be edgy you dumbfucks.
Ariel Winter has sexy feet.
Anyway, you're a dope. Kylo Ren is a terrible representation of evil. You should read the Vatican's critique of TFA because the Vatican knows more about film than any of you consumerist /v/edditors.
what at does /tv/ think about Snoke?
Is he Darth Plagueis?
Don't mind me, i'm just here being the most interesting character in the history of Star Wars
Nah, none of the new characters are interesting. That's TFA's greatest problem. Star wars is a character drama but all these characters are lame and poorly written (and poorly casted). If the movie wasn't carried by Harrison Ford it wouldn't have had a leg to stand on.
What are some international (Euro/Asian) arthouse/festival flicks from this year that have torrents out that I should watch? I've already seen The Lobster, Tale of Tales, The Assassin, Youth, A Pigeon Sat on a Branch...
Also going to watch Mia Madre tonight
>Son of Saul
Torrents out where?
Shit, Hard to be a God was just a pointless slog. Was it all a big fuck you to the audience?
How do you fix Rey?
> Thanks to exit surveys, we know who’s been going to see the new movie. So why has The Force Awakens has done so well? Women like it.
>According to The Hollywood Reporter, men made up 62% of the audience last weekend, with women at 38%. Meanwhile, women only made up 22% of audiences for the prequels - barf. Thankfully, it's 2015 now and things have changed.
>The attendees of The Force Awakens have grown in racial diversity as well:
>57 percent of ticket buyers were Caucasian, followed by Hispanics (15 percent) and African-Americans (11 percent).
>Seems like making a movie with a charming, relatable, diverse cast has paid off for Disney and Lucasfilm. I mean, sure, it’s also a fun movie for any number of other reasons — but seeing heroes who look like you and your own group of friends? Well, that can’t hurt.
See, you have a diverse cast and you make more money than just casting white dudes.
Now that the dust has settled, why did these scenes make some of /tv/ so angry?
Why wouldn't a center for commerce have a fairly diverse population?
PJ is pretty much the george lucas of LOTR right?
>loves cgi and overuses it to the point his actors start crying and movies looks ugly
>forces in fanservice when it isn't needed ("go find aragorn, legolas" lmao)
>over the top boring mind-numbing combat scenes (le legolas mario scene)
>stretches out his story in 3 movies just because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
why is boba so popular? i get that he looks cool, but so do a lot of other star wars characters. he just stands around doing nothing for the most part. jango does more than him and had a cool death whereas boba
just fell into a sarlacc. even young boba had far more character development in AOTC than adult boba in the OT.
>Sequel to a $1 billion blockbuster, yet has zero hype
>Previous film was total fucking garbage, only made $1B because it was a 3D immersive-world theme park ride that came out three months after Avatar and rode its coattails to success
>Johnny Depp is now box office poison
>Coming out the same day as X-Men Apocalypse
>China isn't interested in this shit, the first film didn't even come out there
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It didn't need hype, people were thirsty for immersive 3D blockbusters in the aftermath of Avatar, and Alice 2010 came out THREE MONTHS after that film. Everyone just saw it assuming it would be an amazing experience like Avatar was. And guess what, $1 billion worth of audiences saw what a steaming shitpile that movie was.
Absolutely fucking nobody is going to see this garbage sequel. It's going to be annihilated by capeshit and this godawful half-assed "franchise" will die a quick and hilarious death.
What are you watching tonight, anon?
The Diary of a Teenage Girl and Wild Tales
Darth Vader takes you to Sheev's throne room, to meet your new master.
>"Welcome young Anon, I have been expecting you. You no longer need those."
>He Force-uncuffs you
>"Guards, leave us."
>"I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me... Master."
What do you answer?
Can we all agree?