How do you guys find the time to watch so many shows and movies?
Does anyone else like downloading and watching a movie before seeing it in theaters so you can laugh wildly at certain moments to make you seem super smart or edgy?
Honestly I've stopped watching movies and now just read the wikipedia pages and then a few reviews so I can form an opinion around those
There just isn't enough time now that /tv/ moves almost as fast as /b/
>Will Ferrell- Tall White Beta cuck "real man"
>Mark Whalberg - Short Alpha manlet
Movie was fun 7/10
I was trying to avoid the movie because I'm genuinely uneased by cuckolding.
Does the biker guy in the movie actually fuck ferrels wife? Are there references to how much better in bed he is? I was avoiding the movie because I was SURE these things would be in it.
How come Ep 7 didn't have any cute Twi'leks or Zeltrons? Abrams takes time out of the movie to show off a cute alien girl's titties for Star Trek but doesn't do it for Star Wars?
honestly the lack of compelling alien characters in star wars has always pissed me off
why is fucking everyone a human? by which I mean, yeah, there are aliens, but they're always flat who get a couple lines or maybe a scene at best.
Twi'leks are only qt when they have those fucking headbands that make you subconsciously view their lekku as a kind of headgear and not gross tentacles.
Kind of like how Shaved Charlize became more bearable when she had the raccoon thing going on.
why is /tv/ so retarded about guns?
seriously, you couldn't accurately describe a gun's operation to save your life.
this board is home of ultimate fuddlore
why can't /tv/ into guns?
Why has he never won an Oscar?
>prison was hell for you Marv
what the fuck.
Marv killed fucking Kevin, the deadliest guy in that whole universe (hand on hand). how could prison mean any annoyance or risk for Marv?
>prison mean any annoyance or risk for Marv?
it's not about the annoyance or risk
it's about a guy who loves his freedom and follows no man now being forced in live in a tiny box and obey instructions
that's his idea of hell
Prison hardened him, to the point where he's not necessarily human anymoore. He's a force of nature
Alternatively, this is one of the most comic book-y movies ever filmed, right down to the thought process involved in writing it. People survive everything in this fucking movie until the plot tells them they can tap out.
It's dumb, unrealistic fun.
>"a good friend"
Roger Eberts wife lol
>So who talks first? I talk first? You talk first? It's just very hard to understand you with all the...*waves hand*
Really? I know this is the meme generation but this is some Seth Rogen faggotry. Is the whole movie this fucking stupid? I'm 7:20 in and it's awful.
Which does /tv/ prefer?
We were told that BB-8 was female but...
>Referred to as "he" and "him" many times in the film.
>Articles about how the droid was a male.
>JJ Abrahms and puppeteers all say he is a male.
I am personally disgusted by this heinous betrayal! This is clearly a violation of my safe space.
Who Apple TV master race here?
I just saw this film and holy shit, it's amazing. John Ford is a legend.
>serious scene followed by slapstick humor at the expense of the "half breed" Indian kid
God this movie was so close from being perfect. Even among its downfalls it's still a really good western, far from the best like everyone keeps saying
How the fuck does this look so good? I've never seen a shot so beautiful it's almost unreal