>you will never have children this based
Is /tv/ a star wars board now?
I've never scene the Phantom Edit before, is it any good?
For those that don't know, it's a two hour version of episodes I-III.
Obviously it's all the same dialogue and acting, but does it change any with more interesting cuts and the politics trimmed?
Is this scene really in it?
> We need an Asian actress, but I guess she could be half-Asian. Also, I haven't fucked a girl in the ass in a while.
> I think I have the perfect solution, Sir.
Also, I haven't fucked a girl in the ass in a while.
>A Bryan Singer film
>2 asians in a movie
you must be crazy
only black people can have multiple people in a movie
Hoping she dies in this movie and Betsy moves on to her proper british asian body.
I went in with the highest expectations and came out completely and totally disappointed. It was dull, meandering and I didn't laugh at a single scene not in the trailer.
I honest to god hate this film.
How will they backpedal out of the Half in the Bag review?
characters who are basically you
Are there any procedural crime shows that are actually entertaining to watch, or are they all just dull, episodic stuff for retirees to veg out too?
I gotchu family, only cop show you'll ever need.
THERE IS 45 FUCKING STAR WARS THREADS FUCKING RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW
IM SICK OF ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT FUCKING NORMIES
now that the dust has settled, can we agree that this was a fun action flick, with a decent story and one sided but memorable characters?
Did people not think that at the time?
I hadn't gotten to see it in theaters so I didn't pay attention to most of the threads. But I'd guess no, because people are cunts around here.
>80 % the action scenes in the dark so you don't notice shit CGI
>dinosaurs were aliens trying to colonize our planet
>experienced kaiju fighters pick flare guns and unironically shoot it
El Toro is the most overhyped, talentless piece of shit hack on this planet.
Is this the most edgy scene in the history of cinema?
>people in the theatre clapping every time a white male was killed
Im about to watch this, what im getting into ?
Thoughts on this?
What if Christipher Hitchens had written The Force Awakens?
I'm not sure Hitchens ever actually saw Star Wars.
However, if he did ever write a Star Wars movie it would probably have the same plot as KOTOR 2.