What are your thoughts on how there isnt a reasonable explanation on how Maz Kanata got lukes lightsaber ?
didnt it fall off the edge in cloud city when luke got his hand cut off, never to be seen again?
>yfw someone is jerking off with lukes severed hand
have you watched all 10 episodes?
what are your thoughts?
who dun it?
Flashbacks to the original movie>Cartoon>Tutorial skit>Tattooine bar>Music video>Cooking skit>Oculus rift>Dance number>Wookies>Anything else I forgot>The dimension choir at the end
Stormtrooper tripping from his own gun was funny
do americans really do this every day?
Is anyone else just disappointed by Rebels? Disney claimed it wouldn't be 'toned down' but it's been some pretty cartooney bullshit for a while.
I'm giving it more time, as Clone Wars only started getting darker in Season 3, but it's absolutely stupid to see two Jedi just constantly escaping the Empire.
As if Rey wasn't annoying enough.
Don't give a shit what some dumbass hipster nigger thinks.
Can we talk about this movie please? I don't think an ending has left me feeling so angry before.
This was basically "Listen & Believe: The Movie". She slit a guy's throat, blood everywhere, but she said she was being raped at the time, so I guess no further investigation is necessary. Case closed.
Did she delete all the footage of her willingly entering his house since she told everyone she was kidnapped?
And shouldn't there be a massive wound on her body somewhere from where all that blood on the kitchen floor came from?
The cops were completely incompetent.
ok im little depressend and just downloaded:
and bridge of spies
and the voices
which one should i watch pls
Nothing like the narcissism of small differences, eh anon?
How do you go from this to that?
Why do women in Hollywood age so poorly?
>So why is this not the review I wanted to write, with me dancing jigs on the steeple, painted with woad with bells on my toes, yodeling for joy? Because the jerkwads of Hollywood had to take a favorite movie and crap it up with political correctness. Because this film is critic-proof. No matter how bad it is, everyone and his brother will go see it.
way too long
political is the least of my concerns.my main problems are that
> the plot is a rip-off of episodes 4/5 which nobody seems to give a shit about because of ''how bad the prequels are''
>Rey is a mary-sue.
i dont care if she knows how to fight or how to pilot. its boring to start with someone already skilled who gets approval from everyone right of the bat.and she already know mind trick? this movie was the laziest...
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>banner art is dude in a trench coat and fedora
Is he some kind of party dentist?
Why did they play this kiddie shit trailer before TFA?
We actually didn't get this trailer. We got a bunch of drafthouse spliced reels of star wars related stuff and then they cut to the preview for star trek, ID4-2, and Civil War.
Too bad you guys can't have patrician theaters like alamo drafthouse.
Who is the better actress?
The shit log I just left in my toilet has more screen presence than both of these "actors" combined.
Who are your favourite film critics /tv/?
what happened to all the badass vietnam movies?
They stopped being topical and relevant. You have to remember that in the 70's and 80's that shit was fresh in people's minds. So of course they wanted to exploit it, same thing with all the WWII movies that came out in the 50's and 60's.
We found out how disgusting the war was, nobody wants to watch a movie about bunch of drug addicted, alcoholic, PTSD stricken criminals of war trying to survive in a nasty fucking jungle, not to mention that communism is so far from peoples grasps that some of them think that its good