>tfw you're the fat one
Why don't Jedi "force push" the on/off button of a lightsaber when they fight another person with a lightsaber so can easily kill their opponent?
ITT: complete and utter flops
Saw a clip that Burr was using to promote the show. The scene was the kid and dad arguing and dad says he'll put the kid through a wall, but they were outside.
>"He thought this was the best part of his show? The funny thing that would hook viewers?"
If that was (in his opinion) the pinnacle of comedy of the show, then I won't waste my time.
Does anyone else think George Lucas was forced to sell Star Wars to Disney under the threat of death or his family being killed or something?
That white slaver thing he said on Charlie Rose was really weird. And look at his face in pic related. Does that look like the face of a man who is doing something of his own volition?
A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
>METAL GEAR SOLID™ V THE PHANTOM PAIN™ by KONAMI™
STAR WARS™ THE FORCE AWAKENS™
He's at it again!
So, based on how hyped up speculation about Snoke's identity has been, I thought about it myself. Abrams has said snoke is very ancient and has been around since PT and OT. This has lead people to believe he's either Sheev or Plagious or the first sith lord. I believe that snoke is just Snoke, and that he's just some ancient guy who can use the dark side seizing an opportunity after the fall of the Empire. I fucking hope to Christ that he doesn't have some generic 'conquer the galaxy' plan and has something more.
Sometimes your worst self is your best self, know what I'm saying?
Just a friendly reminder that people thought Episode I was good when it first came out, too.
we liked Darth Maul/lightsaber fight,but we hated Jar jar, hated pod racing, lil Anakin, hated droids being the cannon fodder hated the no real story.
Basically everything other then that it was starwars and had lightsabers, we hated.
We all thought oh it's just setting it up, it'll get better. Nope.
What can the Light Side of the Force do that the Dark Side cannot?
Why is /tv/ all of a sudden an expert on a term they only heard about 4 days ago.
What a fucking joke this place is.
A Mary Sue or, in case of a male, Gary Stu or Marty Stu is an idealized fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through extraordinary abilities. Often but not necessarily this character is recognized as an author insert and/or wish-fulfillment.
OK /tv/. Memes aside, what would you have done differently to make TFA a more solid movie?
>remove cheesy one liners
>take out deliberate homages, make them more subtle
>write out Phasma and have her introduced in Ep. 8
>have Rey lose the fight against Ren
>give Luke a fucking line at the very end
Make the blasters out of steel, otherwise they all look like cheap plastic toys.
Star wars 4-6
>A badass warrior, willing to challenge the largest empire ever
>Fearlessly defeats a rancor, and with no weapon
>Never gives up, even when the situation is hopeless
Star Wars 7
>Ditches rebellion when they need him most
>Hides on a planet, while his weak apprentice goes on killing spree.
Fuck you Jew Jew Adams.
Why is Hollywood so good at making fan-service carbon copies of old Star Wars films but not Godzilla films? God damn it. I want to feel as good as the Star Wars nerds do eating up nostalgia bait shitty action films. All the Hollywood Godzilla films aren't Godzilla films AND they are shitty action films. Wheres MY nostalgia bait and carbon copy of Godzilla 2000 or Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla?
>Carbon copy of godzilla vs Spacegodzilla.
I would cum buckets at the idea of a high budget version of that. Fucking love that movie, Spacegodzilla would be the bees knees with a budget.
I'm still praying for the James Cameron produced/Kathryn Bigelow directed godzilla x Mechagodzilla remake (point break proves this will be a hit)
post your HKfu
Is this a good movie?