CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST
Are you ready to finally see the version which should have been released in the cinemas?
People need to stop making excuses for them, if this should have been released in the cinemas, then release it there to start. It literally can't get worse than your movies being a massive critical and audience failure
Have you forgotten about me /tv/?
Why did he all of a sudden change Hank's name to Isaac in the last Season - was this a plot hole???
Why was this allowed?
>Harry Potter spinoff Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them is up one more fantastic actor. Joining Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Ezra Miller and Alison Sudol is none other than Bill Burr, who will be brandishing a wand in the anticipated prequel-ish movie, which is due to hit theaters next year.
>Have you ever noticed how haughty griffins are nowadays, have you noticed that?
>I swear to you man, the other day I was walking my dog and one of them tried to disembowel it just because it looked at him funny, it was brutal, man, BRUTAL.
>scene takes place in 1950s
>extremely hammy acting
>Movie takes place on planet Earth
>Every human being is inhaling oxygen so their bodies can perform cellular respiration creating adenosine triphosphate nucleotides
Where were the black people?
What does /tv/ think of The NeverEnding Story?
If God is all powerful then he cannot be all good.
>Watch this movie and think it's absolutely fantastic
>Recommend it to my parents
>One day when i visit them we start watching it together
>They keep complaining about what a stupid pussy the protagonist is and that they want to slap him
Bump for interest and sympathy.
I watched this with my sister. We both loved it.
He didn't strike me as a pussy at all. Don't people understand that you can't just retaliate full force against every insult or injustice that comes your way? You have to pick your battles.
Besides, the only really battle the guy loses by the end of the movie are those against the tornado and against cancer...you can't really call him a pussy for not beating either of those.
He is, that's the point.
Larry has all these problems but takes no initiative or action to solve them, and it ends up biting him in the ass.
>pick your battles
He didn't pick any battles. He didn't do anything.
>Black Mirror is GREAT!
>Black Mirror was NEVER good!
Computer, engage replicators on all decks to produce chili and sea bass on endless loop. Disengage overflow prevention protocols.
What is the best Evil Dead movie and why is it Army of Darkness?
I'm 15 minutes through this absolute joke of a movie and I just had to come on here and shitpost about it. Somehow it's rated >7 on imdb. Do people actually unironically like this movie? Does it get better after the first 15 minutes? Where did it all go wrong for the movie industry?
They should've made Apocalypse appear as the good guy. They should've made us agree with his criticism against the modern world and they should've made us want to join him in his mission.
He could do literally anything he wanted and all he did was to destroy some buildings in Egypt lol
At what point did this show go to shit?
What do you think about the Street Fighter movie?
Would you like to see a modern one?
ITT: characters who are literally you
Functional autist who wants to make movies but can't into people and is probably a pseudointellectual hack, ends up as a software developer instead for those reasons, can only relate to the world by framing it as a tropes in a work of fiction, replies to threads like these.
>movies you cannot watch but want to
Someone told me it was the best in the genre.
YOU FUCKED MY WIFE?
>famous for his adventurous spirit
>literally had ONE (1) and only one adventure in his whole life
was tolkien literally retarded?
So how does he die in the books?
There's no way he could die the same way as in the show, as Sansa isn't even married to him in the novels.
I want Allison to spit in my mouth
>tfw no Allison gf
Australian netflix has almost nothing and all the dvd rental places have closed down so idk how to watch movies anymore. Wat do?
maybe isildur didn't destroy the ring because it would've killed all his men in the resulting explosion
What are some horrorkino?
Would you go to Allison's birthday party?
>tfw you will never get to have your birthday party alone with a cake your mom baked you while both your parents wonder where they went wrong
>tfw afterwards youll never go shitpost on 4chan with your internet friends
>tfw youll never get to drown your sorrows on steam with your 4chan internet friends in a white supremacist paradise made out of lego blocks
feelsbad. Whyd I have to be normie
How are they gonna save him?
he can get out whenever he wants, he built it
Guess who takes after their mom and who takes after their dad
God I hate his fucking family so much. I blame his ghetto trash hoodrat wife for fucking them all up.
Will smith was the most alpha respectable funny just normal every day black man possible. He was a good actor and a good person. Then his wife comes along and all the sudden hes into scientology, he has two fucktard weird children that are space cadets, and his movies start tanking.
The boy dresses like a girl and tries to rap even though he sounds like a stunted panda and has no range in his voice, and the girl looks more like a goddamn alien than the boy. She looks like a mix between a nigger and an elf its fucking weird and unsettling. And you can tell she doesnt know that and she thinks shes perfect because both their personalities are so hyped up by their KANGZ mom whos now infecting will with that fucking mentality too.
God I want them all to die in a horrible violent fire where they have to suffer more than the people isis locks in cages
Fuck the smiths theyre the definition of KANGZ meets AUTSISMSTS