Did anyone else find this strangely cathartic?
Mike not hating a new Star Wars movie is probably the most geniually emotional thing the RLM guys will ever catch on film...
>you know what'll be fun?
>let's add in a named character
>make it a women
>give her special snowflake armor
>set her up to be an antagonist
>AND THEN DO NOTHING LOL
>and merchandise the hell out of her too
She'll obviously be expanded on in the sequels. Episode VII set us up for the rest of the trilogy. It's not meant to be a stand alone movie. Only Episode IV could potentially be considered a stand alone Star Wars film.
ITT hideous looking actors
This.... was brilliant.
>The only review that matters
The Prequels gave us:
>Double bladed Lightsabers
>Killing innocent kids
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So this is the generally agreed upon, factually accurate top 5 of 2015.
Would you all agree that it's correct?
>I told y'all them bitch ass lil white boys would see my muhfuckin movie. I'm dat new Rocky, I'ma be dat new Star Wars. Them crackas gone pay to see me and my big black dingus in all them new movies, y'all best belie dat. We takin over this shit and aint none of dem white bitches can stop us.
- Michael B. Jordan
How does /tv/ feel about his attitude towards cinema fans?
I've seen a security hologram of him... killing younglings
JJ Abrams based wife is laughing at all you manchildren. The demographics came out for Star Wars being 34 yr old white men. An entire generation of 80s/90s born people, with no purpose, no meaning in their lives but mindless nostalgia and entertainment. They are fucking laughing at you, man. The best way to win is to boycott all this Disney shit from here on. Do you have the balls to do it though?
>There will never be a Kevin and Buzz buddy movie
>They'll never get lost in an exotic foreign country after getting into a fight and boarding the wrong plane
>they'll never come to have a mutual respect for one another after outsmarting a bunch of Yakuza thieves trying to kidnap them for ransom
Why. Even. Live.
Happy Life Day, everyone!
we celebrate a day of peace
a day of harmony
What current star does Julie Andrews look like?
Think of the last movie you watched and replace the main character with Snoop Dogg, who gives an energetic and passionate performance in the role.
How much better is the movie?
Road Warrior > Fury Road > Mad Max >>>>>>>> Beyond Thunderdome
Its one of the ugliest and most retarded films in recent History. And those garish, cartoonish, orange and blue colors produced in computers should be illegal.
Really, why do people love to be submitted to this kind of empty horrifying visual and aural aggression? A fascistic anti-human audiovisual experiment. Simply put cirque du soleil for bros.