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Merry Christmas, fellow /tv/ gaters!
AWWWW YEA POSTIN IN A MOTHERFUCKIN STARGATE THREAD
>LET GO OF MY HAND I CAN RUN WITHOUT YOU
What did she mean by this?
How did he get out?
>I have failed you, Anakin! I have failed you!
What did he mean by this?
So theyre rebooting Underworld. Who would you cast as the new Selene?
Sure, why not
Who's the better token?
What did you think about Making a Murderer? Personally I thought it was a bit biased but none the less very interesting.The ending really surprised me especially since Avery's attorneys were destroying the prosecution's case and exposing how fucked up the investigation was.
Great, now I can watch the Force Awakens™ while eating my Yoda Testicle Snack
>can effortlessly stop a laserblast in mid air
>can read people's mind using the force
>gets his ass completely rekt by a girl who picked up a lightsaber for the first time ever
So is this how it is?
Every retard can use a lightsaber now without any sort of training?
No, he fucking sucked ass at it. He couldn't do shit and got his ass kicked. Even the fucking girl had to "realize the power of the force" or whatever before she started to fight decently.
Saw episode VII today.
Pretty good besides for this trash character.
>can instantly use the force
>can use a lightsaber and DEFEAT SOMEONE TRAINED BY LUKE LIKE ITS NOTHING WITH NO PRIOR TRAINING
>knows more about the falcon then han
>wasn't that great of an actor either desu
>Pretty good besides for this trash character.
Yeah if you like soulless, sanitized, nostalgia pandering cash grabs.
Guardians of the Galaxy: The Force Awakens Into Darkness is underwhelming t͏͏b͏͏h f͏͏a͏͏m.
>DEFEAT SOMEONE TRAINED BY LUKE
People don't even seem to know that Luke's not even that great of a Jedi master.
Not only did he train for a week tops, it was flawed training. He was impulsive. He had a tinge of the dark side in him by the end of Jedi, and if it weren't for Vader, he wouldn't have made it out alive.
Luke's the first Jedi in a generation. What makes you think he can hold a candle to the standards set to the great Jedi before...
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The end of the ROTJ novelization from 1983
Who is the best talk show host, and why is it Conan O'Brien?
Two of these actors have Oscars