Gnosticism for kids.
Man I hated this movie. Everyone said "OHHHHH MAN THIS IS A FUNNY MOVIE DUDE WATCH IT", so I did. I usually enjoy kids movies more than most people but I just didn't like that at all
RT ratings that surprised you
>tfw Netflix is bringing back Jimmy Neutron
think you got trolled, bro
Clickhole is part of The Onion
So why do people like this show?
Which is objectively the best?
Rank them from best to worst.
What size shoes you boys wear?
Okay, while we're here, someone explain this shit to me.
>ayyliums that served no discernable purpose
>based Pocahontas dude gets a fucked up face and becomes a white guy
>Ted Danson makes his own fucking language in his free time
ITT: we assign star wars characters to 4chan boards.
Okay, why has no one else pointed out this movies biggest plot whole?
>Finn:What's he saying?
>Rey:He said it was your idea
Uhm.....WHEN THE FUCK DID REY HAVE TIME TO LEARN WOOKIE!?!!?
Now that the dust has settled what is the official /tv/ consensus on this film?
Rey is the granddaughter of Obi Wan. Duh
She's a Palpatine.
>fighting style: exactly the same
>huge force potential
>Kylo Ren seems to regard her highly
>Luke's wary look at her in the end
probably more volatile than a Skywalker
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you have I became a Jedi in the middle of nowhere
In the Outer Rim of Tattooine born and raised
In the desert was where I spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin in space
And all shooting some Death Stars outside the rebel base
When a couple of my students who were up to some insanity
Started makin trouble in my Academy
They did one little genocide and I got full of fear
And said "I'm...
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>tfw everyone at christmas asks if you saw star wars and you have to pretend you loved it
otherwise you're the no fun weirdo
and you can't tell them you haven't seen it yet because then they'll force you to go with them!
>But no damage!
Favorite side character
>pic related is the boba fett of this generation
Heh, it feels, kind of, nice.
She's literally just a shinier stormtrooper lol
How the FUCK did I not recognize him?
Best part of the movie.