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Who will play America in the inevitable biopic?
that dont have a paranormal aspect?
i want something legit scary but without resorting to ghosts/demons/paranormal stuff/etc
Why must every incarnation of Batman have a Penguin-runs-for-mayor angle?
What a normal looking penguin, looks like shit.
Anyway OP, it is because "corrupt business owner/mafia boss runs for public office" is timeless social commentary, just look at the current presidential election on the US.
How many are there?
>They'll be zero if you keep up that lip any longer and I'll beat the fucking shit out of you, you fat little cunt!
Jesus christ, Rowling! How did that make it past the publisher?
Oh look, it's another thread about the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" I shout.
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Thoughts on this series? Just started watching it, haven't seen the old films.
>Just started watching it, haven't seen the old films.
You should really have watched them before the series, if anything at least watch Evil Dead 2.
and yeah the show's really enjoyable, if only to see Bruce Campbell.
why don't you start by giving us your opinion first, op?
>movie starts with birds eye view of New York with a classic rock song playing
This is coming out soon, why is nobody talking about it? It's got Mads, it's got magic, it's got Benito Monticelli, it's got trippy visuals and no Avengers quip-fighting in it.
What makes a kino a film and what makes a film a kinp?
what's a "stupid idiot"? aren't you already referring to me as unintelligent with the word "stupid"? Did you really need to add on the idiot at the end to get your point across?
Basically, what you just said is: "Nice thread, you stupid stupid!"
Nice fail, faggot. You also forgot to add the common you illiterate fuck. It's okay, I added it for you.
Characters that are literally you.
ITT: the absolute worst films of all time
I thought this was """""supposed""""" to be good? worst capeshit ive ever seen
Just watched this out of boredom, and it was pretty good
How is being a virgin or a runaway anything like the other two?
Seriouslly, wtf is going on with this new season?
Will there ever be a better trilogy?
What did he mean in this scene?
Also, this movie is shit.
Did Superman anywhere, in any other movie, comic, animated episode, live-action episode, unused script, storyboard, or any other manifestation of the character use his ability to wipe memories that he used in Superman II?
if someone can point me to one example in the history of mankind of someone using the word "pretentious" as a criticism without just meaning "I didn't get it and am insecure", I'll kill myself
>And you are?
About to start watching this for the first time, what should I expect?
I don't get why people think Kung Fury is good, I just watched it, and it's pure shit
almost no resemblance to actual movies from the 80's
why does leddit like this trash ?
ITT: we cast a L4D movie.
Did you guys see Malcolm in the middle last night? discuss?
All I can say is it better have Hayden, Bilson, and Bell in it.
>Ring can only be destroyed in the fires of Mt. Doom
>Sauron knows this
>Doesn't seal the entrance
>There literally is a huge open door and a path designed so you can throw things into the lava
Why was this allowed?
>Frodo! We have to throw the ring into Mount essential plot device ominously named after its outward impression which also happens to distinguish it from the rest of mordor so much that we cannot possibly miss it!
Jesus christ hackson
Which actor has gone under the biggest transformation for a role? I know Bale lost 40 kg or something for a role. Anyone else?
>Finally after all these centuries we have become the Assassin's Creed.
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
I'm guessing its a way to explain how he retains the muscle memory from doing all the stuff that his predecessor did and actually knows how to use bows, hidden blade, sword, etc.
Am I bovvered?
Anyone follows the Rubin Report here? It's a pretty good talk show and it's not even on television.
>When he fucked up the sound literally three times yesterday
Lol. He's kino. He's deluding himself if he actually thinks that trashing either Clinton or Trump too hard will lose him an interview, as if either of them would touch him. His numbers are growing but even the young turks are still somehow growing by equivalent numbers.
Does anyone listen to Harris' podcast? I was listening to the ISIS one today from the other week
>Even ISIS hates SJWs