Been waiting ages for the murder-suicide, but of course Noah doesn't deliver.
Where the fuck are the reviews?
Where the fuck is anything?
Seriously. I like Spoony but the guy makes it hard to be a fan and waaaay easier to just hate on.
It's been nearly what? A year or two of like... nothing!
What Courteney Cox saw on this guy?
Post more shitty couples
Did Sam Neill really deserve a lifetime achievement award? Seriously, WTF? Do we really need Sam Neill walking like he's made an amazing contribution to human civilization? So he played jurassic park, anyone could have played that. Harrison Ford. Dennis Quaid. Kevin Costner. Anyone actor of the week could have played that character. Why did the aussies have to fucking do this.
Isn't he from New Zealand.
I'm not just saying that because of Wilderpeople. I always thought he was a kiwi.
Regardless it's cool he's this years Michael Keating I hated seeing him do nothing but shit TV movies for so long.
I miss her so much
I liked it.
The version with the alternate ending.. what was that all about?
Anyone know if streaming is doable on the ps4 browser? I know normie reeee but I wwnna enjoy films on big tv
>name a better modern stand up special
>pro tip: you can't
Oh, Hi Cindy
i'm a lindsay man myself, though millie is up there.
why didn't they just dig a waterless moat around the prison or alexandria?
5. AU KIRK
Sisko is shit. I know tv has a boner for him, but his acting is really forced when he has to do anything other than look like an angry black man.
>Not a single good movie was released
Keep your pleb shit out of here.
Should I go as Isabelle Adjani from Possession this year?
ITT: Movies that 100% live up to their title
these two star as lesbian wives in an r-rated romantic dramedy. do you watch it?
Just add gratuitous sex scenes, take out the surrogate mother plot, and you've got Baby Mama all over again.
Now that the dust has settled,
Is this season of South Park worth watching?
Or is it going to be like the last two seasons?
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that 1>3>2?
general american pie//comfy late 90's//early 00's thread :-)
>Haha that's so funny! Hey, do you mind closing your legs? I can smell your childless cunt from here
Is this chemo?
> Which one would it be /tv/?
OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE
No, it wasn't.
If there was only a singularity, then that means there's no "dimensions" for the singularity to vibrate and thus create temperature. If all there was was a singularity, the temperature would logically be "absolute zero", and no Big Bang would ever take place.
>Give me a Mexican sidekick
Why do they need to remake this film again?
This is the first remake of a movie that is still in theaters.
What was his end game?
>I'm going to kick out all the muggles from my alma matter!!!
So.....that was his "master plan"? Essentially, only real wizards would be left at Hogwarts
This right here. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>I quote Bible verses menacingly to show I'm serious
I'm surprised that AMC allowed the show to go on for four seasons considering the ratings. Have they actually made any money on the series?
Also, is Donna
going to be a comic book villain next season?
I can't watch this shit show anymore just for the Fincher-esque framing of everything like I used to.
Last season was so goddamn basura that I would subconsciously shut my brain down to its most basic motor functions, reducing this show to nothing but sounds and lights.
I honestly remember nothing from the third season and I think that's a sign to hang it up.
I remember shit from the last season of Supernatural but not this show.
I think that speaks volumes of how bad the last season was.
"H[ALT] AND CATCH FIRE".
HOW NICE IT IS TO SEE AN UNDERAPPRECIATED TELEVISION PROGRAM REACH ITS CONCLUSION WITHOUT BEING TERMINATED PREMATURELY.
WHAT A GREAT "SERIES".
Is he right? Is Passion of the Christ just unbiblical, bigoted, anti-Semitic, hyper violent garbage?
How about that anaconda movie huh?
Go ahead and imply there's a better monologue in movie history. Go ahead, use green text and make a fool of yourself.
How about we just post great monologues?
i don't even have to greentext