I literally only come here for the Star Wars shitposting
I literally only come here for making threads that nobody replies to
What's his super power?
>in the middle of fucking Alaska
>miles away from any civilization
>hurr durr lemme just destroy this expensive and potentially useful computer for literally no reason hurr
Fucking stupid, what a piece of shit
Why was this shit?
third act turning it into a regular action disaster movie with gung ho hero antics totally invalidated the sheer horror of the first 2 acts of the film and it had a fucking retarded ending
How could Hollywood produce two masterpieces in this short amount of time?
Has anyone else here driven totally wasted? How did it end for you?
i've never gotten a ticket in my life
ITT: Movies that are incredibly white.
I just saw Moana and it was surprisingly very good, but one thing nagged at me and actually reduced my overall opinion of the movie a bit. That is, the ocean being an actual living character. In particular, the fact that the ocean is shown to literally be alive and able to think and feel as well as move on its own accord similar to Flubber, even to the point of creating a little face/head that it can use to directly communicate those emotions and thoughts to people with (nodding or giving looks of approval/disapproval).
It would have been neat to have those semi-mystical...
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It's a kid's movie. Why don't you make a post complaining about the fact that nobody in Frozen died of hypothermia even though it turned from summer to winter in literally minutes (with plenty of people out swimming, farming, hunting, etc.).
How do you feel about the fact that Baneposting turns five years old in a few hours?
Should we get a sticky tomorrow?
will memes transcend reality once again upon the birthday of Baneposting?
Woah, slow down. If this is the 'beauty', I'd hate to see what the 'beast' looks like.
This piece of Kaka came out, so much has change since then, but you remember the flick that started the year of CA's downfall
Was 2016 the worst year for Channel Awesome?
Season 5 > Season 6 = Season 4 > Season 7 so far > Season 3 >Season 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching paint dry >>>>>>>>>>> Season 2
Is Richard Pryor the greatest black comedian to ever exist?
is nocturnal animals kino?
You guys are idiots, that CG animation looked like shit, they should have shown him a nice well sinulated walking animation of a human or animal. Something that looks good, like Miyazaki's movies. Of course that retarded shit would trigger Miyazaki, he is the best animator in the world. Shit ws straight out of Garry's mod, do you think Moyazaki is on that level? Fucking that animation was total meme. I hope those faggots got fired by Miyazaki.
next time show him a good CG simulation ala Pixar/Disney tier, not some youtube meme shit.
What is going on here?
What do you think of pic related? Did you like it? Do you think it is bad? If so, how can we fix it?
I like how the main actress is from a super-rich and prestigious family. So she doesn't need to do borderline porn for a living, she's fucking another girl in front of millions of people because she wants to. Makes the whole thing much hotter.
Explain this to me /tv/.
How come a fucking Danish speaks a perfect Spanish in a film nobody remembers when this fat Portuguese fuck from Narcos Wagner Moura couldn't do it if his life depended on it, despite being the main character of a show normies love?
Viggo actually learned Tolkien Elvish for his role in Aragorn. You can see this in his conversation with other elves where unlike them he actually seemed to understand when he's saying in Elvish.
Spanish was a walk in the park for him.
Who could pull this character off in a live-action adaptation?
Hard-mode: would also have to be able to fool the viewer into not realizing that it's actually him dressed up like his sister, like in that one episode.
Who was in the wrong here?
Miyazaki is fucking brutal
He is right, you need to look no fruther than the cgi fest that is cinema nowadays
I don't want to go.
Hit me hard. Wish the show was still tolerable.
I have been updating the Wiki to include infographics and added a bunch more image charts from varying countries and genres, check it out;
Please recommend more youtube channels/podcasts related to film so I can add it onto the wiki!
No /v/edditors allowed, thanks
Also, I will be adding a film reviewers seciton onto youtube, do you guys mind having the popular people on there that are shit? or should they not be allowed?
Good work dude, will help this place have at least an ounce of quality
Don't include YouTube reviewers, just list some respected critics / newspapers who do reviews
An "Out this week" section would be cool to have in the sticky itself, not necessarily the wiki page. Just a thought
Does anybody really understand this guy's movies?
In his book about the film, Alexandro Jodorowsky says about the rape scene: "When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Mara Lorenzio] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all the women's contracts stating that they would not make love with the director. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. I said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one...
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He knew voldemort needs his blood to be able to get revived
Post characters that are literally you
All that hype and it just turns out to be a bunch of faggot fucking "reenactments"
what was the point?
Are there any movies that have left a lasting impact on the way you see and view life?
If so what?