Admit it. It looks exciting and hype as fuck every time. So much better than TFA.
>dfw no goomah
>dfw spilling your guts on folm for a movie called "The Big Bang" and it's not even a porn
This wasn't too bad despite Cavill's hairline. Is Gay Ritchie making a sequel?
are you all fucking faggot teenagers? some of my friends had mickymouse hairlines even in high school, or some grey hairs in their early twenties.
and why the fuck do you care about his looks
lets be honest here, if we were in the star wars universe half the people on here would be exactly like this guy
Kylo is /r9k/, Hux is /pol/, Poe is /sp/, Finn is /co/, Rey is /fit/. Luke, Leia, and Han are /b/tards banging on about being oldfags.
>plebs gather to cry out for your oscar
>hype builds on your next film
>working with the meme director who swept Oscars last year
>really try your hardest acting of screaming and frothing
>get BTFO by every other actor on set
>even the kid from Were the Millers is better
This. I don't know when or how the "Leo is a good actor who keeps getting robbed of his rightfully earned Oscar" meme got started, but I want it to end.
He's a very, very mediocre actor who has never given an Oscar-worthy performance, and if he ever does manage to get one it will be out of sheer pity.
IT'S FUCKING HERE
YOU WIN THE INTERNET! THANK YOU OP!
This may be the first HITB where I can't watch the spoiler part of the review
Even if it's a movie I want to see, I still want to watch the spoiler half of their reviews. But unfortunately I've been to lazy to go to the theater yet
Why did I feel like Captain Phasma did absolutely nothing to contribute to the film? I was expecting some cool shit from her. Phasma's big shining moment was when she retracted the shields on the mega death star.
Damn did she even shoot her gun?
>We're going for a Boba Fett type character
>expecting huge badass in cool armor
>get asshole who says 3 lines and literally gets thrown into the garbage off screen
bravo J.J., all this time it was just a diss against boba fett
ITT: we speculate upon who MVS was playing and what role his character had in between VI and VII
Remember when everyone was saying he was gonna play some cyborg character called the "Collector" who lived in the AT-AT and had Vader's helmet and was actually former Chancellor Valorum?
i liked the new star wars, but not doing a thrawn movie trilogy was a squandered opportunity.
As much as I like Thrawn's character and would have liked to see some of the Expanded Universe material adapted to film. It was already too late to do an adaptation of most EU stuff 20 years ago.
give me a short summary of Thrawn EU, people keep saying it's so good but its EU so it obviously can't be good at all
Post the best Marlon Brando stories
Phantom Menace made The Force Awakens look like Child's Play in terms of lightsaber battles. Why didn't they choreograph any cool shit like this?
Qui Gon Gin, Obi Won Konobi and Darth Maul...Best lightsaber battle ever EASILY!
Whoever disagrees is complete and utter pleb trash.
Where were you when Star Wars became Feminism: The Movie?
Star Wars was always a feminist movie
Leia was feminist character
Girl kicking male asses was revolutionary for 1977
was the lighter a 'thumbs up' or a flip off? It was a clear middle finger for me, but everyone seems to think it was a thumb
This film is actually better than TFA. I'm not joking.