>implying Episode VIII will not just be two solid hours of Chewie violently beating Kylo for
killing his husbando
Chewie's reaction to
Han Solo'sdeath upset me more than his actual death itself. It was cool seeing him go apeshit but they cut his scene way too short. I wanted to see Chewie rip off stromtrooper arms as he goes into rage induced beast mode. Also seeing him alone in the Millenium Falcon afterwards was very sad.
What sorta film would you make with this cast?
Will BB-8 become a Jedi in ep VIII?
>Rey, did I ever tell you about how I abandoned my five year old daughter to live in absolute squalor on an inhospitable desert planet named Jakku? I left her in the care of a brutish alien scrap-dealer who essentially used her as slave labor for the next decade and a half, sending her to scavenge parts from dangerous remote locations, feeding her barely enough to survive and housing her in an overturned rusted out AT-AT. That same scrap dealer actually had the Millennium Falcon sitting in his scrap yard, yeah the same ship I trained with Obi Wan on and had all my adventures on. Oh, I also never bothered to send word to Rey that her mother had been killed when my Jedi academy was destroyed, so she remained on Jakku for fifteen years waiting for her every day, too frightened to leave in case she missed her beloved mothers return. While this was going on I wandered around in hiding while my friends, increasingly concerned over my disappearance and searching everywhere for me, fought a losing battle against a resurgent empire in which they desperately needed my help, me being one of the most powerful force users alive. In fact by just staying in hiding and letting the empire slowly regain its strength and build a new death star eight times bigger than the last one I guess I really made everything my friends and I fought and sacrificed for kind of meaningless. I put a map leading to where I was on R2, and put him in sleep mode, but then I removed the part of the map that showed my location. That part of the map I put on a USB drive and sent it to a friend who also lived on Jakku and told him to give it to the resistance. I was very careful not to tell him that my daughter, that I abandoned, was living a twenty minute drive away from him just two towns over so that he could give her some money or food or even just provide some companionship which might have alleviated the crushing loneliness which was her permanent state. He was a good friend.
It really drives home how pants-on-head retarded it would be if she is Skywalker's daughter, yet Kathleen Kennedy has stated that the sequels are also the continuation of the Skywalker story so she has to be. They unnecessarily painted themselves into a shitty corner.
The only way this can make sense is if it's Kylo himself who left her on Jakku instead of killing her, since they are cousins.
>hmmm....what's next for my career?
Name a better series to watch with your dad. Protip: you cant
He was the real hero, not Rey.
To be perfectly honest Rey did absolutely jack shit in the movie beside injure Kylo. Poe and Chewie where the only people that did something meaningful. Hell, even Luke did something in the first one.
Why isn't she a jedi ?
>I will finish what you started
How long before /tv/ starts hating this because it's popular?
At what point did you walk out of the cinema?
You will never look this good at 44.
You are now aware that:
>Daniel Craig was the Storm Trooper mind controlled by Rey
>Simon Pegg was the guy Rey traded with for rations
>Greg Gunberg (pilot from LOST, telepath from Heroes) was one of the X-Wing pilots
>Ken Leung (miles form LOST) was one of the Resistance admirals
>Jessica Henwick (Nymeria Sand from Game of Thrones) was one of the X-Wing pilots
That is all
>tfw there are smelly kikes on THIS VERY BOARD who say TFA is better than ROTJ
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN