>"After all these Star Wars... the Force Awakens..."
Really JJ? This is luke's final one-liner? This flick is fucking trash
Holy shit, this film was fucking great and comfy as fuck. Opinions and other movies like it?
what is john hammond thinking here, /tv/?
Are these the most overused buzzwords on /tv/?
I can't wait until that new ghost busters film flops on it's ass we can use it as a poster child as to why women don't get more lead roles.
Hollywood is about money. If they could make more of it by making women based films that is all we would get.
>Rey: "THIS SHIP MADE THE KESSEL RUN IN FOURTEEN PARSECS!"
You had to have characters repeat this retarded misuse of parsecs, which is supposed to be a measure of DISTANCE AND NOT TIME?
And this was after fans bent over backwards trying to argue that Han in the OT was just saying random bullshit because he thought he was talking to clueless moisture farmers.
Even using the distance thing, it could be plausible, actually. say there were hazards along the route, like black holes or whatever, and you could cut down on a parsec or two by skirting around the Event Horizon. like a shortcut. Not something a slower ship or smarter captain would even risk but Han makes out on it.
What is the most patrician movie I can watch right now? Give me a recommendation and I'll buy the dvd and watch it in a week (more patrician than downloading films, at least until I get my projector so I can watch films on film)
Does anyone think Snoke's holo image is his actual size?
I think he may be bigger
>Luke, here's your lightsaber. I crossed the universe to find you.
>Luke, say something the movie is finishing.
>Shit, the camera is flying away. Just say something, Luke.
Directed by J. J. Abrams
Is this best Cronenberg?
Best character, probably yes. Best movie, come on anon.
Just finished watching this and i can definitely say it's best movie this year. I'm almost certain Leo will get the oscar for this, brilliant acting from all the cast but Dicaprio was amazing.
I will definitely be watching this in theaters, it was fucking great, especially the cinematography
>and your post sure does 'qualified with nothing'
also, if you think Inarritu's horseshit is on a different plane than the trash heap that includes stuff like Star Wars and Jurassic World then you have absolute shit taste and probably little knowledge about film. enjoy your empty, soulless Oscar bait ya pleb
No matter whether you liked TFA or not. You cant get over the fact that a baby, indoctrinated by a fascist cult, trained to be a killer, and living their entire life exposed solely to their propaganda and culture would have an extremely difficult time adjusting to the outside world. It is all he knows, the decision to leave would be incredibly difficult. He would at best be emotionally scarred at worst would be a machine like humanoid. Instead he crashes and hes just some normal dude.
they say he was taken from his family as a kid so he might have had a normal early childhood, he wasn't born into it
plus in real life people literally born into cults realize they're fucked up and escape all the time
The ending was
Star Wars the Kike Awakens review (and SPOILERS)
So, I just watched this piece of shit and I thought I'd review it while it's still fresh in my mind. Keep in mind I'm not a huge fan of Star Wars (I watched both trilogies and I liked them well enough but I'm not a nerd about it) and I expected this movie to be pretty mediocre because of all the feminism and multiculturalism shoved down your throath. But still watchable. I didn't go into the theater expecting anything wonderful. Just an ok movie.
Boy, was I wrong.
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>The gurrlpower main character, which is the stereotype of the 15 year old white girl boring and annoying.
>The dindu main character, which had no reason to exist.
>The race-mixing implied romance, which was not only boring, devoid of any reason d'étre and predictable, but inconciliable with my national socialists beliefs. Heil.
>The old characters that are there only to make the nerds orgasm all over the seats.
>The 50 "cool" winks at the nerds, referencing the old trilogy. Every fucking scene had something taken from the old movies. The writers don't seem to realize that the more you do something, the less effect it has.
>The Millennium Falcon just sitting in the sand where the most important droid of the galaxy just happened to fall. By pure chance.
>Han and Chewbie find the Millennium Falcon immediately after the main characters steal it. Not before, even though it was stolen months ago.
>Fucking Leia being a useless piece of shit as usual, but now old and ugly too.
>The main villain is so weak they basically had to make him a Darth Vader Jr AND Han's son at the same time, otherwise it couldn't stand on his own. And it still doesn't stand on his own. Zero personality, no interesting philosophy or outlook on life, zero power too.
>Also, Han and Leia are both white people with brown hair, but their son is a kebab with olive skin and black hair. Just why?
>The gurrrlpower is totally untrained but getting her hands BY PURE CHANCE on Luke's lightsaber (abandoned in the basement of a fucking bar for some reason) was enough for her to defeat the villain, which is a whiny cunt but still a trained sith.
>So: the fucking villain is not only just an edgy kid in a rebellious phase, but gets even defeated by a nobody.
>C3Pfag and the other trash can do a deus ex machina and complete the map needed to find Luke at the last moment. Not before.
>The plot is identical to the old trilogy. Down to the destruction of the Death Star 2.0.
>The worst thing, by far, is that this fucking movie managed to not only be horrible, trite, boring and politically charged, but to RETROACTIVELY RUIN EPISODE VI.
At the end of Return of the Jedi, we see that the Empire gets destroyed and assume that Luke will create a new Jedi Order to mantain peace and fix the damage done by the Emperor.
Now we find out that the Empire never actually died. It's not that pockets of imperials survived, which would be realistic and ok,...
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losers who think their every thought about Shit Whores needs a new thread are making threads drop off at 30 minutes.
look at this graph. /a/ levels of replies with /v/ levels of threads.
you need to fuck right off.
I just want it to end
I thought I could get one more year out of /tv/ before it turned into another garbage fast board