YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
This was such a shitty lazily written rehash of A New Hope. Almost any plot progression just happens for convenience.
>Same plot, characters and planets as New Hope
>Finn crashlandes on Jakku yet manages to land at walking distance to Rey and BB-8
>Rey can suddenly mindrape a Stormtrooper
>Rey can suddenly fight without any previous ligthsabre skills
>R2 suddenly shows the map because reasons
>Michael Arndt - Toy Story 3, Little Miss Sunshine, Oblivion
>Lawrence Kasdan - Star Wars: Episode V &VI, Raiders of the Lost Ark
>JJ Abrams - Fringe, Armageddon, Lost
These guys knew exactly what they were doing.
Did anyone notice they gave Han Solo the exact same story of Indiana Jones?
>Was a shitty dad to Shia/Kylo
>Had a sad breakup with Leia/that chick
>Reunites with them and shits all fucked up
Why do they always have to make Harrison a shitty dad? I think hed be pretty cool
Both Han Solo and Indiana Jones live for adventure, excitement, and just doing whatever they please without having anyone to tie them down. Naturally once a woman gets men like them to settle down they run away at the first sight of problems and fall back into their old lives.
Why are we all pretending mary sues can't be fun and likeable characters?
First line of the movie: "This will begin to make things right."
Was this a subtle jab at the prequels? Do Lucas and JJ hate each other?
Anyone blown away by the insane amount of shilling going on right now on our beautiful board?
>lets have a thread talking about all the positives of The Force Awakens :)))))))
>everyone is being critical for no reason!! contrarions!!!!
>you guys have never had an original thought! you should be agreeing with the 250 paid reviews on RT!!
>the whole internet hates this stupid place anyway! if you don't like The Force Awakens you just didn't...
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>I'm the bad guy? How did that happen?
That line and this scene have more emotional impact than anything in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
[Well, are they?]
> being this shit at piracy
yes they are legit.
protip: check the fucking comments of the torrents.
What was huxs movitvation ??
He wasn't a dark side anything
Was it money? Why would you kill trillions of people ?
So she's definitely the daughter of
>mfw she turns out to be the offspring of the force
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE MEMORABLE MUSIC???
The original theme stuff only starts kicking in in the last 10 minutes or so.
Even the prequels as shit as they were had goat tier music like the love theme and duel of the fates
Fuck sakes the music was dissapointing
So they're both doing the same shit they were doing at the beginning of Epsiode IV? Literally nothing would have changed if they had never even met each other (minus Kylo)? The past 30 years of their lives have been irrelevant?
That's cool, I guess.
What makes The Empire Strikes Back so great?