Did Episode VII have any cringey or bad moments? I think some of the flaws were in the plots details and execution but it seems like it didn't have any bad moments except maybe for that camera shot at the very end.
But it did have some based as fuck moments:
Kylo beating the wound on his chest.
The practical make-up/costume aliens.
Mentioning clones in a way that made sense and didn't seem forced
The whole "do I talk first" moment was so out of tone with the scene I actually couldn't believe someone looked at that before releasing the movie and thought "yep, looks good to me"
That monkey being on screen just didn't fit. I have proof from the plebs. Watched the first showing and when that niger said Im what a resistance fighter looks like the whole theatre laughed cause he looks like a monkey.
So his a virgin right?
Name one good white male character still alive at the end of the film.
Name one evil character whose face was shown and was not a white straight male.
How good was The Day After Tomorrow, /tv/?
Here's the real question: Does Episode VII warrant a Plinkett review?
Ahh yes, Reddit Letter Media!
The movie "critics" for people who don't really watch movies because they are "too busy" playing video games and watching animu.
But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?
What are the best movies that show how incompetent niggers are?
Has ANY other movie every been able to take over this board as much as Episode VII?
>spoilers have been out for days but they keep getting reposted
>literally nothing new is every brought to the table in any of these threads
>apparently only one movie was released this year
Jesus Christ I know this board is god awful, but has there actually been a point lower than this?
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Yeah no this is catastrophic.
So what the fuck is going with the factions?
The Republic backed the Resistance but didn't bother to do anything about a Fascist army with a giant planet laser? It looked the Republic were just being hedonistic and fucking around. Was the Resistance just their army?
Okay so let me explain this shit for you.
When the Rebels took out all of the high end leaders of the Empire, they didn't kill EVERY leader. The empire was spread out across the Galaxy. HOWEVER, with the massive power gap from the top Empire leaders being dead, the Rebels were able to force themselves in to a position of power and conquer the Empire politically.
However, even though the newly formed New Republic was in control, there were still pockets of Empire left in the galaxy. Since...
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>"I don't want to kill people"
>kill dozens of stormtroopers in the next scene
The "innocent" part was implied, idiot.
If someone's trying to kill me, they're gonna get shot. He didn't want to execute innocent villagers who did fuck-all to them.
Christ are all racists as autistic as you?
Disappointment of the century, so fucking mediocre and bland. Literally a cheesier, more rushed, clone of Episode 4.
Nothing fucking happened. A bigger death star gets blown up thrice in a shitty sequence, Han Solo dies suddenly and LITERALLY NO ONE CARES, not in the movie, and not in the theater, and Luke shows up for 10 seconds, and doesn't say shit.
Were you asleep half the movie?
>NO ONE CARES
Clearly you were asleep. Chewie went berserker, Finn and Rey freaked out, Leia felt it from miles away. Dude sitting to my right gasped out loud (as did several other folks in my theater).
holy fuck you guys, anybody else thinks that Poe is Lukes son as well, think about it.. he is like a bad ass pilot, just like darth and luke. why else would they get a bad ass actor to play him?
Why was his performance so shitty?