How does killing the emperor redeem vader?
He was responsible for the deaths of billions
>New card, what do you think?
This is the greatest vampire flick since The Fearless Vampire Killers.
The only thing that is tainting the picture is the dirty urban lighting instead of a more romantic one. But i guess thats intentional.
What does /tv/ think of The Office?
Kino. It's hilarious, but disturbing to an extent - it seems to be making a deeper comment on the human condition. Brent has that terrifying, unaware, neckbeard-like quality to him, that you're never certain is casting a shadow over yourself, in your own life.
The great debate.
What sound do they make?
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Are they praising the movie because a black man was in it, is that what they're doing? Wouldn't that be racist though? You praise an actor for his abilities effortless shone in his role, not because its a woman or a man black or asian; this really isn't fair. How is this fair? Black people can get free education while others has to pay through the nose to get it, how is that fair and now this agenda has infected movie reviews? it's like the shit awakens all over again.
>the pacing was bad
is there a SINGLE more psuedo intellectual way of criticising a film?
What even determines bad pacing? Obviously different narratives call for different pace
'It was pretentious' is the most pseudo intellectual way of criticizing a film, which is not to say that films can't be pretentious.
There are a lot of different ways to pace and structure a film.
Lets not even have a discussion about this ok? I'm closing this thread. You know fucking nothing and your thread is dogshit. You won't get any more replies. Go fucking read some books or watch some films about editing and film making.
some movies are pretentious
some movies have bad pacing.
pic related. it has both
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree you have no business trying to discuss film if you're under the age of 25?
I'm 79 and I teach you edgy disco punks a lesson on cinematogrphaers and leading ladies and men tat smike and light up rooms with angels teeth. You self harmers are pig pigs so fuck off and stick to gameboys loosers!
at age 15 i had seen:
A Clockwork Orange
The Shawshank Redemption
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
If you think age has anything to do with movie knowledge you are very very wrong my fellow sir.
Why are there no more blonde bimbos on television?
So how do we fix /tv/?
Have anyone figured out who the fuck this guy is yet?
>ywn skinnydip in a secluded jungle with prime Bo Derek
why even live bros?
was 4chan cooler back then or now?
Why does brazilian television mostly only consist of this type of thing and nothing else?
Worst Bond movie, and why is it Spectre?
>Go see this because it has a 87% on Rotten Tomatoes
>It's another "woman gets away with being a stupid bitch only because she has a cunt" shit flick
Cancer like this is killing horror films
Not only does it make the endings predictable, but it makes men as a whole more misogynistic because the movies make it seem like women get a free ride in society.
Shame there's nothing that we can do to the numale cucks that give mediocre films like this positive reviews.
2015 - The Witch
2014 - It Follows
2014 - The Babadook
2013 - The Conjuring
2012 - The Cabin in the Woods
2012 - Berberian Sound Studio
2011 - You’re Next
2010 - I Saw the Devil
2010 - tucker and Dale vs Evil
2009 - The House Of The Devil
Stop posting this meme thread everyday already, it's so bad!
>Sauron's servants are forbidden from referring to him as Sauron which means "abhorred one"
>"My master Sauron the great bids thee welcome"
Should I watch The X-Files? I watched until the eighth episode of the first season and now I'm really questioning my decisions. Does it get any better?
Hey baby I hear the blues are calling
really miss watching Fraiser the first time around desu
why doesn't he do more stuff?
ITT: Racist alt-right shows
When /who/ is dead, post a new thread
I don't even know who any of these "celebrities" are
From left to right
>hiding out from operation yewtree
>josie long morphed with cathy burke
>mandatory joey essex
>washed up comedian everyone hates
>tv doctor or something
>The Bridge on the River Kwai
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Tinker Tailor Solider Spy/Smiley's people tv series
>The Last Ten Days
But all you shits go on about is star wars star wars shite wars. Has there every been a worse career decision than Alec Guinness taking the role in shit wars?
Being a closeted homosexual cocksucker was his biggest problem evidently. Not being a good father to his son was an issue too. Just saying that Star Wars wasn't his only mistake.
James Mason did movies sometimes because he: "Needed Money". So go figure.
ITT shows you discovered a decade later
This is fucking funny as fuck i cant belive these guys made sealab2021 and archer
havent seen much archer but i am obsessed with sealab and now frisky dingo
why/hows does Boomclap's CGI looks so fucking gorgeous and like totally real yet when I watch most of Hollywood's CGI is a blurry, overexposed mess with horrible animation?
because he hires a single team in a 3rd world country to do all the effects and pays them well
hiring a dozen different effects companies making different scenes and pay them american wages
doesn't he have a background in special effects. he probably just knows what he's doing.
it also really helps to give the SFX artists the time they need instead of rushing them to make an arbitrary release date that was set by the studio. most CGI looks so terrible because it's rushed. what we're mostly seeing in theaters are glorified beta tests not finished effects.
>woman with no formal military training
>cuts off the head of the fucking dragon thing first thing without even trying
have you seen the movies dude? we saw her practicing with a sword in théoden's hall in 'the two towers'.