>humiliate the greeks and lay waste to their tiny ships
Why was 300: Rise of an empire so utterly shit?
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE YOUNGLINGS ARE EVIL
ITT we post things we would rather do, than watch "Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween."
will The Girl on the Train be this year's Gone Girl? will it be
>Alright Anon, make sure you enunciate this time, don't rush it. This our last take, the budget demands you get it right, so don't screw it up...annnnnnnnd action!
What are /tv/'s thoughts on this guys T-Rex impression?
last incarnation >>74670617
>Jim Mortimore's Siluria'ans will never feature in the show
*blocks your path*
>I’m just becoming more picky and particular about what roles I’m choosing
what did she mean by this ?
Rules, Regulations and Moderation For /tv/
Hiro has asked us to create a thread on each board for discussing the problems that are facing us and how to deal with them. He also wants us to create our own set of rules so that the mods will be regulated to follow them.
Remember mods, Hiro talked to you guys and you said it was fine to have one thread up about this.
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The thing is, celery discussion can not be separated from "film", because it's the same thing. If you want to have a discussion about /film/ as an artform, just get an /art/ board
One thing I've yet to see any of the various theories I've read mention: Could Roy have had a change of heart by the end of the series? After all, he seems to point Red Guy to the plug - the way to escape the horrors of the "TV show" (assuming, of course, that the final scene is a 'good ending'). Perhaps he regretted what he was subjecting his son to, or simply felt that Yellow Guy had spent enough time in "Punish Land."
Will they save /tv/?
>don't get turned on at all
>it's just very blah
Is it because I'm gay?
>I am loyal!
What did he mean by this?
What director or writer does Mike hate the most?
Who agrees these were the perfect last words for my nigga Jim?
What was his endgame?
Which season was best? What episode was most kino?
Season 1 episode 1 was easily the best. The later seasons lose Elmore Leonard's easygoing storytelling and his eye for human details, and none of the other one off episodes in season 1 were anywhere near as good as the first one.
Post your oc edition
What is the deal with this movie?
I just started it and got halfway and stopped, is this supposed to be a comedy? I get an action movie having some light comedy but this feels way too much.
>I'm going to science the shit out of this
Fucking really? Sounds like they're just asking for people to put that on T-shirts and sell it.
When Kristen Wiig showed up on screen I started snickering.
When Benedict Wong showed up I burst out laughing. Every time he spoke I just heard I AM YOUR GREAT KAHN.
Convince me to finish...
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No, quit while you're ahead. It just gets worse. Excessive and uneccesary dramatic sequences really start to steal screentime and I would also like to point on le quirky black science kid and the space program cooperation with China as huge negativities.
> be me
> be spic
> watch this, without knowing what it's going to be about
> hmm this episode has spic actors
> look remarkably like the husband
> remarkably similar personalities and even demeanor
> inevitable scene showing the husband getting cucked and the whore of a wife not even feeling guilty
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FEEL LIKE I LITERALLY GOT FUCKING KEKED AND I'M SO UNBELIEVABLY AND IRRATIONALLY FUCKING ANGRY I PUNCHED A HOLE IN MY GOD DAMN WALL, GOD FUCKING SHIT
Seriously, is this how white people feel when they watch white actors get cucked??
I swear on my life I'm never ever fucking watching a movie with spic actors ever again. The feels are too fucking real.
GET IN HERE OLDFAGS
Let's have a nostalgic thread free of baneposting, capeshit, and cunny spam.
Discuss Summer Glau, who wore the goggles better,
L O S T, and other epic old memes.
Let's look back fondly upon a simpler time, when this board wasn't total fucking horseshit.
Is this fartkino?
What's the verdict?
Andrew Garfield was nowhere near as likeable as Toby McGuire. The original trilogy have a lot of flaws and they are extremely cheesy, but they have a unique charm that was never matched by these, which showed with Garfield losing the role and a probably-planned 3rd movie with Rhino canned (I can't technically prove it but with that ending it was definitely gonna happen)
I just realized Patrice O'Neal might've been the most naturally funny person that ever existed.
I still miss that fat motherfucker.
inb4 literally who
M, IS FOR MEMES
>"Autism has cleansed this house of evil"
The end. I mean, how else do all those idiots survive for interviews?
Imagine how different the story would be:
>The autist walks into a hall and see organs nailed to the wall, still writhing. Screaming in horror, the autist runs to the wall and adjusts an organ that was slightly off-center to the other. He then calmly walks back to his room to watch Madoka Magica.
>Creepy child asks him to play with her. He tells her to fuck off and continues leveling up his Demon Hunter on the new WoW expansion.
>Ghosts murder someone and starts laughing. Unsure of how to react, he starts laughing as well. Everyone is uncomfortable, including the ghosts.
>it's a Betty kills Don episode
> in a restaurant
> see that scene on the tv too far away to hear, might have been muted
> helmet comes off
> see Hamm
> bust out laughing
That's why last man is so good. I think it was Kubrick who said that if you can turn off the video and still get the story it's radio, if you can turn off the audio and still get the story it's film.
What went wrong?
Youtube has a huge amount of channels who do movie news and reviews, as well as the usual TV discussion etc. Mr Plinkett, Honest Trailers, etc.
Now that Youtube has essentially gone full retard and anyone can now flag any video using the new "Youtube Heroes" or "Youtube snitches" system (where you get points for flagging "negative videos" or "hateful content"), is the site going to become a sanitised safe space for the easily triggered?
And where will everyone migrate to who, for instance, swears in their videos?
And what is "inappropriate...
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What all the butthurt is about: