ITT be as early 2000s as you possibly can
>you will never walk in on Willow and Tara scissoring each other
They finally made it into a movie! Gonna go with my friends showing off my brand new cargo pants my mom bought me
Who wants to come around to my place and play this?
Get on my level.
Were teens/tweens in general obsessed with this shitty movie for a while, or just my classmates?
Just got back from the movies.
Saw pic related.
>Smoke and a pancake
Do you think that girl from TLC has a future in acting?
Oh man the 80s were so good. Way better than now. Remember the 80s, guys? Remember Back to the Future and Transformers and Tears for Fears and shit? Oh man, so good.
Everything was so better in the 80s, man.
FORGET ABOUT ME
I went and saw this in the theatres with my brother when it was released.
>that scene where he's got mini-me in the sheet and throwing him all over had us cracking up. The rest, not so much.
How did you turn out anon? Me not so good
Don't mind me guys, just getting ready to do some homework
What the fuck is with this site and autistic 13 year olds?
>born in le wrong generashon right le faggot fucking le go back to reddit le FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY DADCORE MOVIES LE!
Shit, looks like this paper is going to be late
>Logging in an out of MSN to get your crush's attention
>jerri is my favorite contestant. i hope she wins the show
Moesha is so cool! I wanna be a Latin or a Nigger myself! being white sux :(
Only people from and around NYC will give a shit about this
Meanwhile I'll be stuck looking like a teen.
>changing your AIM profile and away messages to little inside jokes you had with your crush
THE LOGOS SWITCH PLACES ISN'T THIS COOL SHIT
Also this is supposed to be /tv/ related, you stupid faggots.
Dude, bros! I got tickets to the new Matrix movie! Who wants to go see it with me?
HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS AND NEVER LET ME GO
HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS CAUSE I NEED YOU SO
damn man I thought that shit went away, knew one of the goths in my hs, pretty cool but fuck that children of bodom and slipknot or whatever
he ended up dropping out and cops beat his ass , dont know why
Wow this Google search engine is great! It's just a search box with no bullshit, it just searches things for you.
Screw those Yahoo and Lycos messes! I don't need all those ads and cookies tracking me around everywhere.
holy shit I was in 3rd or 4th grade, remember liking this hot beaner girl. i had this song in my mind when I went to talk to her and she became my friend
moved to a different country and after like 15 years found her on face book ,check the picks and the bitch got fat with 3 kids
>start searching for a new car a few weeks ago
>nothing but adds for the same exact type of car I was looking for on any and every site with adds
Before that it was like 8 months of winter coat adds
early 2000s, those fucking GAY SCHOLASTIC magazine in which you ordered books
thank god my parents never did that crap, my friends mom did that was so gay
also skater fags is early 2000s like crazy
That's weird, I don't remember installing something to tell me the weather...
>also skater fags is early 2000s like crazy
I remember when all the kids went crazy over Techdecks. And Yo-Yos. Yo-Yos were a weird fad.
Damn that's weird, like... you were in first grade when I was in sixth. How does that even work?
How did you looked to all the myspace, emo shit and so forth? I can't imagine looking at people older than me doing that shit and thinking it's cool or a "grown up thing".
Do you even remember when LOTR came out, or is it something you only watched years later as a thing of the past?
>2 fast 2 furious is only 60mb! it'll finish fast!
>its child porn
>also skater fags is early 2000s like crazy
Tech Decks were the shit. Although I think they got banned at my primary school.
At least I think the single came out in 2000
>My Own Worst Enemy starts playing
>skater fags is early 2000s like crazy
That one faggot who carried a board everywhere practicing his ollie but couldn't skate.
I remember when LotR came out, I was the only person who didn't see it. I still haven't seen it.
Myspace was still pretty big when I was growing up, facebook didn't really take over until 2009/2010.
best soda of all time coming through.
Fuck me, there's nothing I wanted more in life when I was a teen than to fuck a slutty emo chick. I probably could have but I was too autistic and mocked them for being "posers".
>mfw I like those two songs
Guilty as charged
Yo-yos always come back.
I have a pretty nice collection still.
>that one kid who could do a half assed manual and nothing else yet had a new board every other month
fucking myspace and trying to figure out all of the html or whatever the codes for changing colors, pasting pictures and adding music
holy fuck, also those super gay ADD TRAIN adding like thousands of people
how did myspace just die over night?
>that kid whose mum bought him the steerable one
We all fucking hated that kid
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>destroy friend's beyblade
>he almost cries
That show is the literal translation of late 90s-00s fashion, music, etc...
>tfw your parents never bought you what you wanted
>be in grade 7-8
>MP3 Walkman comes out.
>everyone has one but me
>start asking my dad months in advance for one
>"I'll do anything"
>Open stocking, get a new dresser, a new shirt
>"Here anon, saved the best for last"
>Get excited, oh man, they must have really listened! Finally they've gotten me a 'popular' toy.
>Hmm, box is a little too big, but mom always likes to 'fuck me up' with packaging
I lived in central Florida in the early 2000s
Kissimmee to be exact, good times and people still listened to alternative and rock plus lots of skater fags
feel sorry for kids today, everything is so gay plus rap/hip pop all over
also remember going to porn and having to jack off to 10 second clips because you had to pay for all of the porn websites
There was this fat emo chick with big boobs and HIM shirts that really liked me, I should have fucked her bloody
>13 years old
>hated regular porn
>women are always so big and old
>search limewire for "preteen porn" or "12-14 year old porn"
>download hours of child porn
>no idea it's illegal
>no idea why it was so hard to find
>talk to my buddy about it
>he did it to
I'm surprised the FBI never came to my house or something.
>mfw watching GTA SA videos about hidden monsters
>mfw they all had this fucking song
Why are there never any of those GGW type ads on late at night anymore? I feel like you could get away with showing a lot more straight up nasty stuff on TV at late hours back then.
>tfw that sudden rush of excitement when you'd be flipping channels and land on one with that familiar Snoop Dogg GGW infomercial with the college girls on a bus
>tfw you will never go back in time to 2005 and have all that teenage sex with literally the easiest girls ever
I'm from early 80s and not quite sure now, they were BIG in 80s, 90s, and early 00s, but now we are in middle of 10s and haven't seen one being played since like 2005 (Almost 10 years). I think kids prefer Ipads this time.
holy shit man I know, I cannot believe this I wanna go back in time to early 2000s and do middle and high school again
college fucking sucks, I hate everyone in college / fuck NC state
remember walking at night to this girls house and fucking her, best pussy ever, fuck my gf gonna dump her tomorrow
>tfw never got to fuck an emo boy
>I think kids prefer Ipads this time.
It's true, they mostly just fuck around on phones and tablets now having drama. I dropped so many hobbies when I got the damn internet though.
>tfw during the early 2000s i felt like life was going to be okay, that'd i'd always have my friends to hang out with, and that after college, i'd get a cushy job as a director
>tfw i'm now alone in a dingy apartment with all my friends gone, and i record weddings and shit for my job
Time fucking flies before you know it.
I hated beyblades and pokemon so much.
>Let's go to the river and throw rocks
>Let's go sneak into the power plant
>Let's play truth or dare with the girls
>Let's light fireworks
Nope we're gonna sit in a circle and play this shit like faggots
Because it was our teens. No matter how fucked up they were, we're always gonna miss that. Also, it was just so cheesy and stupid yet so fun and exciting. Also, I guess nostalgia works in 10 years' waves or so.
>I dropped so many hobbies when I got the damn internet though.
I stopped playing vydia, buying DVDs, CDs, going to concerts once internet came. I just go to movies once or twice per year, and kept playing Yugioh because it's a big money income.
>implying the internet wasn't garbage from day one
>implying you didn't spend 3 hours downloading poorly photoshopped nudes
>implying you never paid for internet by the minute to go into text based chat rooms to argue or 'cyber plz'
>implying message boards weren't just 4chan with special snowflake syndrome
Every fucking girl at my school wouldn't shut up about this album
Nah we did those things too but there were weeks at a time where i'd go around the corner and they'd be sitting there.
Also it wasn't just my friends it was all the kids in the neighborhood.
>mfw singing this shit with my friends few months ago
Step up kid
I stopped doing electronics. I used to constantly build all kinds of shit. Mostly the kind of spy equipment you'd see for sale in the back of magazines and a cable tv de-scrambler I worked on for years.
My first experience on the internet was using a 2400 modem. No, not a 28.8k, a 2.4k. To use the world wide web! you had to download a huge (for the time) package and 'upgrade' AOL.
Dark times man, dark times.
It's almost 2015, that's halfway through the 10's and so far all that's changed besides smartphones is that the government is reaching Nazi Germany levels of authoritarianism and people are growing more and more reliant on the internet.
Hopefully the 20's will bring us something cool.
>i'm going to get my hacker friends to raid this site and fucking destroy you all. you don't fuck with 4chan members
What happened to Heather Harmon/Brooke, the deepthroat queen?
I doubt it, as long as people are overly reliant on technology the next few decades will be pretty much the same. Maybe they'll find a cure for AIDS or something and it'll be known as the fucking decade.
don't forget about le djent
Just when you thought Metalcore can't get any worse
This still holds up I don't give a shit
anyone remember finding OGRISH for the first time
man wtf, also nothingtoxic
internet was pretty brutal, now they show people getting beheaded on youtube and the video is still up after a week
I was just reminiscing the other day about goatse. It's old hat now. Think about that, goatse is now passe.
>MFW I had a site with Silent Hill/Resident Evil fanfiction and Saint Seiya/DBZ fan-art, also went to a SH forum under the nick "SH_SaMaEl_2K"
Man, The cringe, man the cringe!!!! I hope no one IRL find it
I remember going to my gf house, sneaking in and fucking her
then watching tv all night, TILA TEQUILA
who would have known that reality shows took over everything
also who watched the OC, Mischa Barton fuck she was hot
i remember watching paris hilton and nichol ritchie dealing with rednecks on lonely afternoons
I found my 1st gen nano the other day. The battery has expanded and popped the case open, but it still worked and I could look at all my old school projects and Deus Ex save files that were stored on there.
The 2000s was a weird decade that didn't really have it's own identity. Whereas the 90s had the rise of grunge/rap and unique fashions. The 00s was like the 80s but with shitty music and a rise in technology. The 10s have yet to have their own defining culture and they are almost half way over.
So if the 2010s are bland like the 2000s then the 2020s should be just like them.
>Say what you want about Apple but I still got mine from 9 years ago and it works perfectly
Huh, but didn't people sue Apple because after a few years the battery just die, with little to no chances of replacement?
remember middle school, 8th grade
just got out of ESOL because I didnt speak english as first language
meet this girl robin, one day talk and she tells me her brother had a ton of anime porn, got really hard when she told me
went to high school and never see her again
>join a starcraft clan
>think im going to get better at the game with them
>just play custom maps all day
>tfw hard drives of your high school exes on hard drives you have lying around
Someday I'll get an enclosure, jerk off to them a few times, then throw that shit into the ocean because now it's considered CP
half the 10s have been pretty gay
music sucks and everyone listens to rap, in a college party with my gf(how the fuck did I get her I do not know) and some faggot row club faggots come in
he says he has awesome music, puts it on and we play beerpong with retarded ass rape and hip hop
no one likes rock/alternative or metal
all the metal guys used to hang out in sandlots bar in hillsborough street but it closed down
She's 15 m8, I ain't posting shit
I had a sex tape of me and ex from around that time, but when we broke up I watched it, cried, had one intense fap session and destroyed it. My biggest regret.
>no one likes rock/alternative or metal
Get out of college, the world becomes the 80s again. Everyone loves classic rock, metal, etc. Hell I never thought I'd listen to country but there are some songs that ain't bad (but they get boring quick)
So far the 2010s have been better than the 2000s as far as music goes. This decade's focus on electronic and dance music is better than the horrible shitty rap we endured previously.
Plus there is a wave of rappers right now that are pretty good like Action Bronson, Childish Gambino, Earl Sweatshirt, and Hopsin
in 2007 my british girlfriend dumped me(lived in central florida lots of brits)
sht told me on the phone, I cried like a bitch, went to her house and asked her not to
became stronger, get pussy and dont give a fuck about women, they come I fuck them and that is that
>implying I'm didn't toss those drives into the pacific years ago
If I wanted to see them naked again I could do it no problem, it's a little something I call the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
>Plus there is a wave of rappers right now that are pretty good like Action Bronson, Childish Gambino, Earl Sweatshirt, and Hopsin
> like Action Bronson, Childish Gambino, Earl Sweatshirt, and Hopsin
akinokure at blogspot.
Basically rising crime and/or terrifying world politics makes people more afraid but also more active, outgoing, and colorful in a sort of "fuck it, might as well live it up while I can" deal. Compare the 90's through now when you're always hearing about lower teen pregnancy or drug use or whatever compared to the hippie era or 80's.
The early-mid-00's people here miss so much were a semi-exception because of 9-11, which was more lively than things had been lately, although it only lasted a few years, ending 2007-ish or so.
The blog is good but be wary, he has /pol/-tier opinions.
I think that shit was only popular in europe, glad they had different music than america
now europe is like a shittier copy of america with self hating people all over
all of the french students at nc state(from SKEMA college paris) listen to fucking kanye west
I asked them if they listen to daft punk or the fag that made the music for drive and they looked at me like wtf
WTF faggots dont even like you touch my tra la la
There is actually a boom in electronic music right now bigger than ever before. There's such a demand for DJs that clubs are paying them hundreds of thousands of dollars just to sign with one specific location.
The 2000s sucked, but they had 2 things going for them
A) the girls were so slutty i don't know what it was (maybe rap music) but they were straight up cock hungry.
B) We had no idea what was going to happen:
>are we gonna get attacked again?
>is the economy gonna continue to go to shit?
>will there be a WW3?
>will the 2010s be like mad max?
thanks to the uncertainty there was this kind of fuck it let's party attitude.