RIP Muslimfu edition
Who's hyped for Quinn operating the fuck out of the ISI?
>tfw Currie probably won't survive the season either
>tfw they will be back in the us for season 5
>tfw Dana will be back
>quinn gets captured
>curry attempts a daring rescue
>but curry gets shot
>they share a kiss before she died
>quinn shots haqqani to death
>haqqani with his last breath makes a call
>mysterious person puts away prayer mat and picks up phone
>give up CIA book of 1000s of informats to stop hostages getting killed
this is what liberals actually believe is right
Good riddance. Now we can have a devout American Christianfu.
I don't want no filthy islamist in my shows. Praise be to Jesus.
>yfw next season is back in the US, the main plotline is Carrie trying to be a good a single mother
it gets better
>president goes to Pakistan to negotiate quinns release
>president walks through airport alone because airports are safe
>president gets kidnapped
>carrie uses the power of her vagina and fucks Aasar Khan for intel
>carrie rescues them both
>carrie and quinn choke each other while masturbating
No it's Carrie turned into a Taliban sex slave where she gets brainwashed like Brody and the whole thing repeats full circle. This time a handsome and young, but autistic intelligence officer will be skeptical about the rescue of an American citizen in Afghanistan.
Clearly you haven't been in the last couple of weeks threads of "Duck Phillips 007" because nobody can remember his first name.
Much like Curry Carrie/Currie.
It wasn't until this season that I found out how much Season 3 was actually hated. I thought it was pretty good with a bit of a "oh the writers have been reading le Carre) despite some flawed parts and cleaning up some of the rubbish of Season 2 (which in itself had some good parts otherwise I would have stopped watching).
Lockhart will have to resign after giving away the list of assets, and Saul will replace him taking over his old position as Carrie's boss sexy muslim isi guy with pretty hair will help Carrie and Quinn, but he will die in the process no way in hell Carrie or Quinn die this season since they will be the main characters, along with saul, next season
because they wanted to kill off Brody at the end of season 1, but studio execs didn't allow it then
+ the retarded as fuck decision to write in Claire Danes IRL pregnancy into the story
he's off on his own trying to locate and kill Mozart
he could still be alive
>you will never hold the warm dead body of your waifu in your hands as you lament upon the things Carrie never said to her
> one of the most popular tv dramas of their time
>Haqqani kills his nephew
WIPE THAT FUCKER OFF OF THE MAP
>Haqqani kills Fara, Redmond and 34 other Americans
Oh well, I guess we lost. Time to go home.
>she will never look at you with disdain for failing to kill yourself
Why did everything go so shitty in Islamabad?
IRL wouldn't we have a Quick Reaction Force nearby? Like the whole city should have been swarming with UH-60s and Army Rangers in under a half-hour.
Can someone who is more operator than myself answer this?
>Like the whole city should have been swarming with UH-60s and Army Rangers in under a half-hour.
Do you really believe there is a whole army base stationed near every US embassy?
This was Pakistan, the US doesn't have a base there and the closest would have been hours away, even by plane (Afghanistan).
Getting a real "spooks" vibe from this season. Spooks was the all time GOAT spy show but in retrospect i was like 13 when it was coming out so maybe it is shit. I used to love that shit though.
Why did lockheart tell carrie the president has a problem with her running things in islamabad? if anything i'd assume they'd point their fingers at the ambassadorfu. carrie probably couldn't have stopped this.
>dana is now older
>she went to CIA school, to become CIA
>"mhmm... hi carrie. mhmm... so, like... I'm CIA"
>season 5 focuses on her and carrie's relationship while they deal with a terrorist of the week
I was super mad that they killed Redmond so easily. He was such a bro the whole season.
But then Fara, man. Just fuck.
In fact, even Lockhart got a bit cooler this season. Duck Philips is also a great actor, so he's pretty smooth. Ambassador is hot and I don't want her to die either. This season man. Quality characters.
>Ambassador is hot
Every time I start to think she's attractive she shows her ugly hands and arms.
I liked when Lockeheart was a real person and not bald eagle wearing cowboy hat.
I liked when ambasaddor's husband pussed out.
I like Quinn going full James Bond.
I liked the shift in roles, how Carrie is the strong and supportive now, and Saul is weak and tired.
Top acting all around.
GOTY or GOAT?
>Quinn takes 24 7.62x39mm rounds to the chest when he goes Jack Bauer on Haqqani
>Carrie weeps over his body
>Takes Quinn to the kids qf who she fucked for information
>She brings him back to life with her med school buddies
>Carrie fucks everyone, especially the good, qt ISI officer
>Carrie goes crazy
>Quinn fucks the qt3.14 landlord
>SEASON 4 ENDS
>SEASON 5 BEGINS
>We find out that Carrie and Quinn are in shitty deskjobs in DC
>One of them finds out information about new terrorist attack
>Carrie and Quinn fuck while Quinn is also doing the qt3.14 landlord on the side
>But wait Carrie is pregnant to the qt ISI officer
>Gets abortion and goes fucking mental after it
>No one takes the terrorist threat seriously
>Quinn has to stop it himself with the help of mental Carrie
>Carrie fucks a lesbian for information
>Carrie finds Quinn is still doing qt3.14 landlord while they're dating
>Almost kills Quinn over it
>Terrorists are free to prepare because no one pays attention to them
>DC is about the get blown the fuck up
>Dirty bombs everywhere
>Carrie gets her shit together just in time to stop everything
>She fucks someone after it's all over and gets pregnant again
>45 minutes of muh politics and muh diplomatic relations and muh president
>cut to arid desert
>haqqani hurries to his secret airstrip in the pakistani mountains
>right when they're about to board a jeep pulls up with khan and some soldiers
>khan brings out a hooded man
>"we caught him trying to infiltrate your compund mr. haqqani"
>khan moves closer so that haqqani can smell his cologne
>haqqani brings the prisoner on board and the plane takes off
>haqqani makes a call mid-air
>the prisoner speaks
>"that's a nice phone"
>"he talks. who are you"
>"no one cared who i was until they hung brody in season 3"
>haqqani removes the prisoner's hood
>"was getting caught part of your plan, mr. quinn?"
>haqqani brandishes his liveleak knife
>"so what is your... hm... next step?"
>"crashing your shit - WITH NO SURVIVORS"
>cut to outside
>a lone skydiver lands on the wing of haqqani's plane
>pulls off oxygen mask
it's fucking dar adal
>co-producer katie o'hara
I'm not really liking the way they portray Quinn this season, First they spent an episode shoving down our throats that he's inlove with Carrie, then they pretty much forgot about it and now it's look, Quinn's a badass. Where's the sarcastic, interesting Quinn we know and love?
>mfw the Americans actually give billions of dollars to a country that helps, hides and finances terrorists
This isn't how you win wars, I think "giving money to the enemy" wasn't in Sun Tzu's book. I could be wrong though.
is she in heaven with brody??
would you have volunteered yourself to save her, /tv/?
We've got lots of airbases in Pakistan, though. Officially, they're an ally in the war on terror.
Unofficially, they are pretty much how they're portrayed in Homeland. They only hate the Taliban a little more than they hate us.
Even before we met her, ambassadorfu had long known she had married such a beta. I mean, Duck Phillips was dumb enough to not only plagiarize, but to get caught after doing so. That, and he is now a traitor and led his wife to believe he was going to kill himself and didn't go through with it. Ambassadorfu will never look upon him ever again. That faggot is directly responsible for Fara's death.
We're leaving Afghanistan, so we don't need the port of Karachi. I expect Obama to put a lot of pressure on Pakistan next year, and eventually start sanctions against them. THis will amuse the Indians. Who want nothing more to invade Pakistan.
Actually Pakistan is spilit into three factions. The government, the army, and the ISI. The government only controls Islamabad, the army controls parts of the country, including the nukes. The ISI are known as the masters of the country. This is the problem in Pakistan, the country is fragmented. This is why India considers them a threat, because there is not stability. Also they had the sandnigger religion.
I just chimed in, because people don't really understand Pakistan. The country is unique in nature, and very weak. The bulk of hte army is at the Indian border, which leave the rest of the country vulnerable for the snackbar groups to hide. They're very intrested in Afganistan, because India is trying to set up a friendly government toward India. This is why they support certain aloha snackbar group in Afghanistan to be the rulers after the Americans leave. The Pakis do not undestand that the Americans are leaving behind the special ops units to conduct search and destory opreations aganist the Taliban command structure. This is going to happen within the next year. They already know who and where they are. They do not want the eyes of the world when they begin offensive operations in the spring of next year. This is why the Taliban is not preparing for an assault after NATO leaves the country. They're preparing for the impending hammer.
>"you're muslim, yet you kill other muslims"
>Oh yeah? well why don't you talk me about how you killed your entire family just to hide under a rock like the fucking coward you are, why don't you tell me about how you killed your nephew after all the thing he did for you?
yeah, i'm mad
Anyone else not understand why the Ambassador would wnat her husband to kill himself?
He can testify that it was that ISI girl that he was reporting to and prove that the Pakis are fucking liars.
Holy fuck when are they going to kill this fucking bitch? I'm not even american but i really really hate her
"hurr it's time they receive their own medicine durr"
yeah isn't like they aren't going to bomb the shit our of your land if you fuck with them you worthless whore monkey
If this season doesn't end with both Carrie and Quinn filling her face with bullets like what happened with Hitler in Unglorious Bastards i quit
Quinn most likely to die now that he's going to blow up Mecca on a one man Crusade?
Outside chance of Saul.
Also RIP that guy who's job Carrie stole and that other white guy who told Lockheart to run, true stars of the show whos names I never bothered to learn
>"Yeah time for Quinn Bauer"
>Pause and go and get my popcorn and my Coca-Cola
>No option to put a reaction face and a scene at the same time
How mad will you guys be if they actually do bring Brody back? The plot being forced to involve him is what held back s2 and s3, and this series has shown the show doesn't need him to carry it.
Actually this season has been all over the place.
You can tell the showrunners worked on 24.
Quinn fucking a fat chick then realizing he loves Carrie.
Carrie fucking that paki kid.
Saul jammed randomly into the plot just so they can keep him on the show.
It's all over the place and falling into a pattern where it relies on random cliffhangers.
The terrorist guy getting into the embassy through a hidden tunnel is textbook 24 nonsense.
Hell, I distinctly remember the terrorists in 24 pulling that off with CTU.
I just wanted to stop by to say that I've been laughing my ass off at "Currie" for like 30 minutes now. Thank you all.
homeland general forever please
middle east stuff
you know so little about the show and have so little context it's pointless to describe it, I'd basically be giving you the rundown for a show you've never heard of before
How good does this show get? I hate Carrie and all the other characters but love Brody. Guys performance is fucking underrated as hell. I've reached the start of season 3. Does it get any good? Less Dana?
quinn left the embassy
they were camping outside the embassy and following anyone who left because they know that if they did they'd lack protection
quinn ruses his stalkers
I'd advise you getting up to speed on 2 big spoilers for season 3 and then just skipping to 4
Carrie has his child
That's all you need to know and a lot of trouble is saved.
Not that anon but remember that he was following Quinn and Carrie when the major shit happened, so i guess isn't so weird that he is there to see what kind of play are going to do americans before leave
Also there a lots of shit that are rigged as fuck to happen and bring tension shit is barely real so far
The best thing is not only is it an amusing nickname, it actually goes well with the fact that in a lot of ways her character is meant to to be a reflection of Carrie's ruthlessness.
You've got through the worst the show has to offer. Season 3 is underrated even with some of the hiccups. There's less of Dana but what there is - isn't that bad.
Season 4 has been pretty bloody good and is arguably as good as the show has been since Season 1 but this final episode has a lot to live up to.
not sure if this has been posted before because i havnt been talking about this show this latest episode
but i think he convinced her to give the belt and make it look like she convinced him to kill himself
and then make up a bunch of stuff to blame it on her wife
>omg they have the same brand of phone
It can't be just me who thought this was a little contrived
Quinn is about to go Jack Bauer on Gahzid. The moment he saw Farrah dead body being covered up, he lost his shit and return to Assassin mode. Literally had a psychotic breakdown at the moment.
Saul told Quinn that the agents were handed new burner phones each day. It's extremely unlikely that the agent who was handed a burner phone just so happened to have the same phone as Farhad Ghazi. It would have been more contrived to pass that off as a coincidence, when its pretty damning evidence.