Flirting with celebrities while recording it. Why the Hell hasn't this been done on a large scale? Christ Almighty... I mean, I'm a manlet of 5 feet, 5 or 6 inches and - I swear to God - I will flirt with (and maybe straight up proposition them) every celebrity that I have a crush on, no matter how embarrassing. I'm posting this after jacking off to pictures of Gemma Arterton, but it has come to my mind many times before. Why doesn't this exist? It can't be that people are too embarrassed - there are always strange creatures out there (myself included) who'd do this. In fact, when I see a girl who I find to be absolutely adorable (the kind you instantly fall in love with) in a public place, I feel shit if I DON'T proposition her. Of course it won't work, but it's still important to try. Plus, once you get over the embarrassment, the memory will serve as great fap fodder later in life. It will literally be the highlight of your sexual life just to ask someone like Gemma Arterton to fuck you.
I wish I had an example of this in action to show you guys, but it seems to be non-existent. To clarify, I'm NOT talking about any flirting with celebrities OR celebrities flirting with men, I'm talking about common, working class men approaching these celebrities, and flirting with her despite his lack of fame and wealth..
Make this thread big. Make it a success. Let's get the word out there. I swear to God that I'll do it myself whenever I get the chance - except it probably won't be recorded (I'm not that bold). Also, I'm obviously not talking about filming the act of sex. I know that won't work and it's unethical etc. etc.
Don't tell me it's not achievable, it's VERY achievable! There's literally no scenario where you won't come out on top. Don't go in expecting her to be attracted to you and fuck you, go in expecting to be man enough to ask her. Anyone can do this.
Christ, man... she's so lovely.
I don't want to sound like an arrogant ass, but why isn't there any activity? It's been 8 minutes and I KNOW this is a brilliant idea.
I saved this one for last because it's slightly relevant. I get off on pictures like this. You'll notice that she's not perfect by any means. Why shouldn't you be able to ask to fuck her brains out?
Go away merchant, I won't stand for this degeneracy.
Ah, come on lads! I know this is a brilliant idea, will ye just come out start carrying this thread for me? I have to leave but this thread MUST succeed.
Thanks bud. I honestly don't need luck, though. My goal is to look her in the eyes and watch her lips curl up into a smile as I tell her she's fucking adorable. I'm not expecting a yes, that would be mad. But she will smile, and she'll appreciate the blunt honesty and by flattered.
I know that I either sound like a smug asshole or a complete autist, but I have no doubt in my mind that this will be a triumph.
I don't even understand. Anyway, I'll be back later to see whether or not this thread was a success. I need to sleep. Please carry this thread for me, buds. This will be a triumph, I promise you this.
No. /tv/ particularly would find a way to fuck this up.
Think about it, some chick shuts down one of these spergs, then he goes full SVU gamergate autist and starts screaming about how as a viewer he's made her who she is so she owes him.
Her and Sersh were great in Byzantium, one of my favorite movies.
>she will smile, and she'll appreciate the blunt honesty and by flattered
I don't know. There's a good chance she'll be visibly uncomfortable, and might even tell you to go fuck off. It's not like she hasn't had people tell her she's attractive before.
I don't think that's going to happen. As long as you're being honest and kind in your approach, it's highly unlikely that they'd try to humiliate you when rejecting your offer. Of course there will could be a few examples of people just being cruel, but that can't be avoided and shouldn't be factored into any decisions being made.
nop, I need you to get enthusiastic and pump yourself up for taking part in this wonderful endeavour. The possibilities are endless, and the risk is surprisingly low.
Nop, I don't think so. Obviously she knows she's extremely attractive, but there's always a way of expressing how attractive she is to you that is much more meaningful. I'm actually quite good at doing this. I just describe how I feel about her, tell her that no matter how attractive she might feel she is, she really has no idea, etc.
Maybe I'm wrong and maybe she won't appreciate it as you say. I honestly believe the chances of this are very slim, and I'm by no means attractive enough for her.
Please don't be offended, but you sound fucking retarded. Just because she gives you a boner doesn't mean she is going to be flattered when you tell her how rock hard she makes you.