This bitch wanted everyone's dick...elves, dwarves, ORCS
How the hell, he was a manlet! Dammit!
She made everyone mad Thranduil, orcs, the hell
She got tired of bitchboy, too bad bitchboy Legoland would come crawling back to her in seconds, hopefully Gimli changed his betaness
Evie cosplaying as redhead elf is literally the only thing about the Hobbit triology that doesn't suck.
Still 0/10 though, not her fault though. She was fine. Her romance bullshit wasn't even planned. It was the result of exec meddling and was added during reshoots.
The best part of The Hobbit Trilogy**** was elvenking Thranduil.
Did you know she has a big ear fetish?
This made me laugh more than it should have.
Elfs almost have no weight and are super agile.
Its on the books.
also in the fellowship movie when Legoland walks easyly over the snow
this is not fucking fair every female actress is always showing skin but NOOOO male actor is showing skin
Can they fucking stop. I want good nearly-nude pics of male actors ugh
Not even nude in an after sex scene fildugkdjfghj
I love her, even her toes are perfect
She'll be in Ant-Man
I dunno much about that movie though. I like Paul Rudd though.
anybody see that Legoland T-bagged the orc to death?
What do you think his balls smelled like?
why eat chinese if you're going to throw it up
It looks like it's from a bad 90's game. Look at that fucking horrible CGI. It doesn't look blended in at all. It's so fucking clashing with the character that I can't fucking stand it. You might as well have not had the scene in there.
>"lel bitches cannae in2 spelling kek Frebreeze"
>Brand name IS ACTUALLY FEBREZE, is a real thing and is spelled correctly in magazine
>muh faith in humanity at people pointing out errors in judgement
>Tauriel, the voice of reason and conscience. She's teaching the Princeling the things he'll bring to the Fellowship later on.
Seriously? Wait what? This dwarf-lover was teaching legolas to do what? Chase after da elf poosi?
She is pretty. Her features must be close to that ideal placement ratio. Plus her smile is like the sunrise over a deserted desert island.
>'cum in my face'
For that to be possible you would have to aim for in her eyes, in her nostrils, in her ears and right into her mouth. You might miss a little and it would drip down her lips and make a mess. She's only fifteen years old, you disgusting pervert.
How can one woman be so perfect?
literally the qtest, both in looks and behavior
>tfw Lee is actually a very lonely man
>tfw watch the reaction of them and see Legolas and Tauriel chatting it up with each other
>Thranduil stands alone and laughs at his own jokes
Dat ending with Legolas though.
>Thranduil: Legolas your mother loved you
>Legolas: Okay dad, peace out.
not loving this comfy scene
Tolkien's writing was very comfy, but that didn't come through as much as it should have in The Hobbit.
That was Chris Tolkien's biggest complaint with the movies. He even used the word "comfortable" too.
Wonder what his father would say when he finds out his son is best friends with a Dwarf.
First his guard runs off, now his son. Oi vey!