Daily Simpson's hate thread?
Daily Simpson's hate thread.
IT'S SO DENSE
EVERY SINGLE IMAGE HAS SO MANY THINGS GOING ON IN IT
Again, it's like poetry. It rhymes. Every stanza kinda rhymes with the last. Hopefully it'll work.
Jesus fucking christ, when did they make Homer duff man?
ALL SIMPSON MEN ARE UGLY, USELESS, RETARDED NEANDERTHALS
ALL SIMPSON WOMEN ARE HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND NATURALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS IN EVERY WAY
The sad thing is this is still better than ninety-nine percent of the crap out there. When the alternatives are autistic bazinga man and quirky bunker girl The Simpsons looks like a perennial Emmy winner.
They don't like to subtly hint that Smithers is gay any more
>talking to friend about how almost all shows eventually decline, unless they get cancelled before they get the chance
>he says "well, not the simpsons"
>can't tell if he's joking
>he's been show runner since 2001
Let that sink in for a minute when you blame the "death" of the simpsons on Mike Scully.
>the simpsons go to the white house because
>they meet the obamas
>homer is president for 1 day and obama becomes citizen for 1 day
>homer fucks up the entire country as he would
>the following day obama puts on a superhero costume and fixes/changes america with a single finger in less than a day
>The sad thing is this is still better than ninety-nine percent of the crap out there.
how about watching nothing at all and just watch reruns of your favorite old shows ?
im rewatching Frasier
I like Lisa when she's actually an 8 year old. Like her Snowball poem is hilarious, or when she tricks Bart into thinking its a snow day. When they make her smart for a 3rd grader, her character is great.
But the writers seem to forget that, like when they send her to fucking college. She's in fucking 3rd grade, even if she is bright, she isn't remotely close to a college level intellect and wouldn't even look close to 18. It's ironic that her character now acts like a college freshman who was "suddenly enlightened" in the course of one semester.
You guys never notice how cartoony and unrealistic the new episodes are?
People aren't lying when they say "every episode is a treehouse of horror now."
I remember thinking they turned comic book guy into a homo after hearing about that episode years ago. turns out they just had his cousin 'comic book GAY' appear from out of nowhere as part of one of their amazing jokes.
i think the difference is more so that in the earlier episodes it wasn't "subtle" but rather he was simply a closeted gay while he is pretty much fully out in the new episodes.
I guess it's finally time to leave 4chan. I feel like I'm stuck in an infinite loop.
How threads like these still bait people is beyond me. This meme got stale years ago, but apparently there are new people on here, experiencing all the dank memes for the first time.
Probably see you tomorrow, but as of now I just can't be here anymore.
True, depends where you go and your upbringing. I'm just making the point that Lisa is 8 years old, but acts greater-than-thou and always thinks she's on the moral high ground. She's still 8, she can have flaws and be immature, but instead the writers use her as their personal soapbox for progressive ideas.
The first time homer does a lap and ends up in the same place is funny, kinda what would've happened in the old seasons.
But then they run that joke into the ground by repeating it and basically saying HURR DURR LOOK AT HOW RETARDED HOMER IS LOL NOW HE'S GONNA TRY TO GO IN REVERSE AINT IT FUNNY LOL!
>All other attempts have pretty much just been weaker and less sentimental, i.e. Gaga episode.
>god and satan
>people just randomly standing, not doing anything
I never noticed...
To be honest, I see these threads on here and /co/ and I still try to figure out what happened to make Simpsons such shit.
She was a smart girl who liked to trick her brother and always served as the voice of reason.
Now she's everything a typical libtard hipster strives to be. It's disgusting. They ever try the white girl stereotypes on her yet?
but how did his face fall off? did they really do this in a regular episode? is this really supposed to be a"joke"?
nothing makes sense
>The death of Marvin Monroe had been confirmed during 138th episode spectacular. This episode had revealed the death in the form of a question. "What important Simpson's characters have died in the past year?", to which the answer was " If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and doctor Marvin Monroe you are wrong, they were never popular." He stopped appearing on TV and his business closed down. Many people in Springfield also believed him to be dead because several things had been named after him; Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital, and a school gym. His grave is also shown, however several years later he spontaneously appeared in at Marge's book signing, buying a copy of her book, The Harpooned Heart. Marge, shocked to see him, exclaimed that she hadn't seen him in years. Dr. Monroe explained that he had "been very sick".
That's new simpsons for you.
that is a teacher from a very old episode, like season 2 or something like that.
lisa had a crush on him and the story it's not clear but he supposedly flees town after molesting ralph
Lisa is sad for some dumb fuck reason.
Gaga comes in with a stupid forced "everyone is beautiful in their own way" shtick, and generally acts like an attention whore as usual while springfield jizzes over her every word and marge has a lesbian affair with her.
>Meg is sad for some dumb fuck reason.
>Gaga comes in with a stupid forced "everyone is beautiful in their own way" shtick, and generally acts like an attention whore as usual while Quahog jizzes over her every word and Lois has a lesbian affair with her.
Same beer, same show.
>they impregnated bart with horse semen and he gave birth to a black kid
get it? because BIG BLACK COCKS
I just started watching the old seasons starting from 3. I just watched the episode in season 4 where homer sells his duff blimp ticket so lisa can enter the beauty contest. Did they just repeat that and make it so lady gaga makes her feel better?
>Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)" (name seen on DNA database)
How else would the police have his DNA? Why else would he be on a police database?
Simpsons Hate Threads have made me re-watch the early stuff.
Mother Simpson might be one of the most touching episodes on television, the way they subtly show how Homer was abandoned by his Mother and raised by his loveless father. It just works so damn well.
I've come to love Sideshow Bob episodes as well. The episode where he becomes Mayor and where he tries to detonate the nuke are some of the funniest bits of television ever created.
"Oh, your guilty conscience may MAKE you vote Democrat, but deep down all of you LONG for a cold hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a king!"
I hated how Republicans despised that episode, it's literally a satire on how Conservatives are all represented as evil men.
i like the sadgasm episode. have they done some young homer episodes recently?
>get the feeling of needing to rewatch some simpsons again
>check to see if theres any torrents for the umpteenth time
>best one has season 2 at literally 200x200px
I can't fucking take it anymore
It literally feels like two different shows.
>Moe gets iwatch
>moe realizes the iwatch is getting between him and his friends
>moe throws away the iwatch and gets bar back
There i just wrote the season 27 premier episode.
>Man this is family guy tier humor.
That's why I thought the family guy cross over was redundant. It's the same fucking show now so why did we need a cross over?
So we can use smaller denominations of money so we don't over inflate the currency?
So there's move variation to pricing, e.g. $2.99 is a much more popular price than $3 because it fools people into thinking it's a lot cheaper and gives them the illusion of being frugal?
Because every country has penny's/change because they're not retarded?
This has been driving me crazy with every Zombie Simpsons I've been unfortunate enough to catch for a while.
Even the odd times when there is something that might make for a good joke, it's ruined by either being milked to much, or the voice actors punctuating it with "AH!" "MMM" MMHMM" and the like as if the audience doesn't get it without some overly visual and/or auditory clues. Might as well just add a laughtrack.
It's the season where everyone involved was fighting the hardest to make the show something special, where the characters and town was being defined, where the jokes were becoming sharper, but the heart was still there and arguably beating the loudest. It's also the season Sam Simon had most influence on.
Also, the animators where constantly trying to push it to the next level. Even during the classic era, you can notice that declining as the series went on.
>I hated how Republicans despised that episode, it's literally a satire on how Conservatives are all represented as evil men.
Kelsey Grammer is a Republican and reportedly got a great kick out of delivering that line. Shame so much of his political brethren can't seem to take a joke.
My favorite Bob line ever was when as he was being dragged off to jail he said something along the lines of "you can't keep the democrats out of the White House forever! Then me and all my criminal buddies will be back on the streets!"
You will never see commentary like this in the age of SJW Lena Dunham Simpsons
Remember when they edited a clip of Breaking Bad for the intro? So creative!
Remember when the puppet met the muppets.
Haw haw, i laugh.
It's not even the counseling that bothers me, its the source of it. She respected and admired her substitute teacher for his nerdy intelligence. What did Gaga do for Lisa? Sing a song and just exist? It's shit that's not even personal to Lisa. It feels more like a celebrity wants to get a good publicity bump, so they write an episode for someone to swoop into Springfield, do nothing, make everything better, and its over.
Classic Simpsons episodes with celebrities rarely have the celebrity play themselves.
YEAH I'M STILL MAD.