Pretty suprised that Tom would be that much of a butthurt asshole considering the things he's done.
he used to love desks
There was nothing on Youtube, because Tom green is a oversensitive faggot who puts flags on videos.
You can only find the /b/ raids of his call in show on break or other shitty hosting sites.
>tfw hundreds of kids saw this because they were home due to a snow day
>being so autistic you cant read peoples obvious feelings
for those that didnt watch the break video
>fabio comes out with a chainsaw
>carves TOM into desk and cuts off a chunk of it
>Tom tells him hes going to have to pay for a replacement
>guys says "they told me to do it"
>tom ask his producers if its true
>everyone starts pointing fingers
>Tom passive aggressively insults the guy
>guy desperately tries to steer the conversation back to a humors discussion
So is this guy really like this or is he just an actor they paid to act like a complete jackass? I cant imagine going out and realizing how horrible you are in the first few second and then knowing you have to keep doing it for like half an hour
Must see weeb shit. An American weeb has rich parents who pay for him to live in Japan where he thinks he belongs. Two Japanese game show hosts come to his place and rip apart his entire life:
>knowing you have to keep doing it for like half an hour
I feel like taking theater in highschool probably makes it so you're fine being a complete ass on stage.
>is he just an actor they paid to act like a complete jackass?
he's supposedly a professional corporate presentation guy. like this is his job. companies hire him and he's supposed to give a professional presentation of whatever they want.
And I KNEW it would be that video. He's so god damn drunk and not funny. Everyone in the audience are professionals of some sort, journalists, industry guys, so none of the "gamers are losers" jokes even make sense.
edgy jokes really are the trick shots of comedy.
If you fuck up a regular joke, then no one laughs and you feel a bit awkward
if you fuck up an edgy joke, everyone hates you and you feel so humiliated your face burns
reminds me of that old game show from the 70s where the host would always kiss little girls and hit on them. And the parents would just lovingly refer to him as a "dirty old man"
>"If you tell me which game you love the most I will buy you four more layers"
I fucking lost it, Joel McHale's commentary was the best part of that whole shitshow. I remember being so confused when I saw it live, I couldn't tell if it was a parody or a real video game show
It's British personality presenter Vernon Kay, he's at an awards show and shouts "I LOVE VIDEOGAMES" in a cringy way.
I've heard about it in circles and apparently he fucking hates the damn thing so much he got videos taken down.
>"All these keychains... This is terrible, Davido
>"Thank you? It's not a compliment lol"
Nothing is more satisfying watching weebs getting shut down by actual Japanese people.
Hale understood the point of it for sure. He just had fun with since these things are so unbearable.
Watching Reggie seeing Geoff in the hotseat was pretty cool too, Hale was based.
Dude joel mchale is one of those dude's who could knock the fuck out on screen.. ruin his career... and completely enliven yourself no matter how much time you do in jail for assault.
>I base my expectations of real world encounters with human beings on what I read on 4chan
>weebs getting shut down by actual Japanese people.
Filthy Frank does this all the time. Makes fun of anime and people who learn japanese for no reason other than anime all the time.
It pisses them off even more since hes an actual nip
Well I mean understand that everybody will get stressed the fuck out if it gets too off-script.
When I first watched those VGAs and for a while after I was really butthurt. I've always hated McHale but seeing him so noncaring around Reggie and shit made me sad.
Dorito Pope never asked for this.
I really like these.
>not punching the guy who insulted you and threw soda on you in the face
you know what was really awkward? When Sacha Baron Cohen, post Borat, would give interviews as the character in the movie he was in.
I also saw a video where someone else went up to him as Borat while he was Borat and him desperately trying to tell him to fuck off without breaking character
>He's funnier than you!
Ooh...That's gotta hurt.
I'm with you on uncle Phil going all chokesy on the skinhead is basically straight out crazy; you just don't fucking do that on live TV (or anywhere else) just for someone calling you racist shit. Jesus fuck, I hate to say it, but that's some "nigger behavior" right there. Be an adult.
But if someone actually throws soda in your face, or starts shoving you around, give that fucker a pop.
>Makes fun of anime and people who learn japanese for no reason other than anime all the time
What is wrong with wanting to hear and understand japanese without resorting to dubious subtitles and dubs that take too many liberties with the material? You sure you aren't confusing weeaboos and relatively normal people that want to watch the 10% of the shit that comes out of Japan that isn't garbage?
>You guys have to fake-laugh at this move harder. HARDER. We nee to shill this turd, come on!
tom green is a faggot, he's kind of funny but this is the kind of stuff that made him a target when he had his shitty talk show it got him trolled to shit
also lol at that stupid chainsaw guitar gimmick, I'm surprised that guy doesn't cut his hand off on accident
I dunno, watching it now after all these years it looks like Kanye is honestly just super nervous about speaking up about "institutionalized racism".
But yes he is a scumbag.
Also I always used to think Chris Tucker was shocked, but now it just looks like he's trying not to laugh.
>mfw i realized being knocked unconscious rattled something in his brain and caused him to go full /x/
Really just Myer's reaction is the best part.
I honestly respect West for deciding to do that. Must have been terrifying and could have ruined his career, but he thought it was the right thing to do and did it anyway.
For context: Recovery was a live aussie tv show aimed at the youth on early morning Saturdays in the 90's and the song Greenday decided to play has "Fuck you" in the lyrics. Show got cancelled not long after.
Institutionalized racism IS a real thing
personally, as a white man, I'm in favor of it, but can you blame someone on the receiving end for not liking it? It's not like niggers are smart enough to realize it's for the best.
Crispin Glover on Letterman was extremely awkward. He was in character for some movie or some shit, but no one got it and everyone was uncomfortable:
>Dick Cavett Show
Woody Allen had a good interview with him.
He we telling the story of how his ex-wife is suing him for defamation because she said she was "violated" by someone who robbed, or something -- I forget -- and he said, "Well, it couldn't have been a moving violation."
Yeah, Im actually from Louisiana and we had to drive up to Arkansas to avoid it. It really was close to those apocalyse scenarios you see in movies.
People were fucking clearing out stores before we left. Traffic got so bad that people would just get out of their cars and walk around the streets.
What most people dont know is that for weeks before, the news would come on and they would just basically say GET OUT OF NEW ORLEANS NOW! but some people didnt have cars, so the state got all the buses they could to drive people out and they told them to get the fuck out, then the people who stayed, they told to go to the super dome as a shelter and they had people fucking laughing on their way in like they were about to go to a saints game when it was fucking hell in there. the power went out almost immediately and a stadium full of people panicked
.....I also jack off to incest porn though
Partial stroke, maybe?
He did some of them, but some of them were just staged by the guest, and you could always tell because Letterman would get mad when he wasn't in on something and didn't have total control. Crispin trolled him hard in the previous one and he was mad as fuck.
i'm not phased but much anymore but that video gets me. its just the build up and the guys demeanor. its also surprising that someone could feel that bad about fucking up in public office.
It's fucking amazing how some of these disasters make it to TV.
>you ever get high and watch the r budd dwyer suicide video
eric andre is the only good part of doug "50 year old man" benson's shitty stoner podcast
that, and people making fun of todd glass
Watch the background.
How come I have never seen this comedy gold before?
>hiring a host with legitimate Autism
Fuck. I'm not autistic, but this is probably what most of my dates look like from an outside perspective.
Poor guy was letting it all hang out, and couldn't even get another autist to love him. Now I just want to blow my brains out.
Here it is guys, the cringiest bit in television history.
Who let this stupid douchebag on tv?
>I KNOW IT DOES PAUL, BUT ITS NOT
LEWD, anyhoo that guy had a segment at Christmas time one year where he basically called out his loser kids for being spoiled and told them they would end up in homeless shelters or something but seems to have dissipeared off the internets
>all those animals falling down the table
i can't breathe
>I can DIG IT
holy fucking christ
Also was that really Maroon 5 and what the fuck was going on, were they playing someone elses music over the top?
Man fuck those nip bastards. Even if I was a neet cucklord I would have just reminded them that my country nuked you into oblivion less than 100 years ago and that you faggots barely breed nowadays.
One of the biggest disasters to ever occur in TV history: The KDOC New Years Eve special back in 2012.
>standing up for yourself
>"acting like a nigger"
These smug honkys are always saying "Oh, we don't WANT to hurt anybody..." Then why are you making the implication of violence right off the bat?
Look at the shame on his mother and granfather's faces
Fucking idiot couldn't even precisely calculate the exact destination to properly reach out and shake the hand while being at a reasonable distance.
What is this idiot famous for?
>"He's dead, Jim"
This has probably already been posted and it's not cringe but I don't care, it's fucking great
Fat piece of shit, couldn't handle the banter and had to make it physical getting in Stewart's face like a nigger. Idiot. Would love to see Warf rush the stage and cut that guy's head off.
To be fair, in his first interview with Blur he brought up these really personal and embarrassing things about Damon's girlfriends for absolutely no reason and Damon just tried to laugh it off.
The guy that stormed out, David I think his name was. Tried to apologize years later to Nardwuar, stating he was very high and hung over from the night before. Nardwuar wasnt having it. Blur didnt think Nardwuar was relevant, and just a joke. Meanwhile hes respected by countless artists as being a great interviewer, what with his impeccable knowledge on music in general. And guess whos still relevant today? Yeah not blur
>that qt mouthing the guy's lines off the teleprompter at 2:15
hue, I didn't see that the last time I watched this.
I don't find this cringeworthy. Guy actually speaks Japanese, right off the bat that makes him more impressive than 99.9% of weaboos. At least he has actually accomplished something rather than just fantasizing and posing.
>tfw you have gyno
at least it's not anywhere near that bad
>when you see her ugly face in mass effect
at least I had the option of telling her to fuck off. I still never beat 3. Im literally on the last mission to, I just never went through with it
>Davido-kun Defense Force, assemble!
I love how this happens no matter which board this video's posted on. It just hits way too close to home.
>"If you tell me which game you love the most I will buy you four more layers"
What does that even mean?
Joel commented on how many layers he was wearing a couple of times throughout the night, but it's only shown once in that video
One of them is something like "We're in LA and it's 70 degrees outside" while the other guy is wearing a jacket, a shirt, and an undershirt
He's talking about the Pope's clothes. He's wearing:
1. An undershirt
2. A button up shirt
3. A pullover hoodie
4. A jacket
Joel was kind enough to offer him 4 more layers of clothing for his favorite video game
>poop on your toothpaste
its to put it into perspective. i do think its fucked that we talk about the holocauset and ignore stalin or even mao but i don't think recognizing the horror of all three should in anyway trivalize any of them.
>that lizard tongue flick thing Ballmer does while running up to the other guy