You've failed your Sheevness. I am a Big Guy, like my good friend before me.
Big guys is a point of view, Anakin. The big guys and the CIA are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater baneposting.
>It's... crashing... then...
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE EMPIRE LISTS ME, CHEWIE, THE OLD MAN, THE KID, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
>OR PERHAPS HE WAS WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD ELECTROCUTE A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A WINDOW
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD ELECTROCUTE A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT A WINDOW?
>ends up in a pit at one point in his career, presumably for a very long time
Oh shit. Is Boba Fett the Bane of the SW Universe?
Crashing the younglings... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>Theatricality leads to deception, deception is a powerful agent, a powerful agent, to the uninitiated.
>But we are initiated, aren't we Qui Gonn? Members of the Jedi order.
>He is too big. Too big of a guy to begin the training.
>Bane's plane is light
>this is the last time they spoke as friends
>HOW CAN I NOT BE A JEDI MASTER, I AM A MEMBER OF THE JEDI COUNCIL
>And this gives you power over us?
>(internally) HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING? I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>(sensing his emotions) Do you feel in charge?
Having the second Death Star destroyed was actually part of Sheevs plan to get rid of Vader.
When Vader throws Sheev down the power chunnel, he lifts Sheev above his head, giving him the high ground. Why would he make such a rookie mistake?
WELL YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN
CRASHING THIS INVISIBLE HAND
WITH FOUR SURVIVORS
It's an older one for you sir but it
>[Sheev and a platoon of orcs walk into the room where Bane is waiting]
>Senator Palpatine, I take it General Poole has been destroyed then?
>In the name of the Galactic Senate of Memes, you are under arrest Bane.
>Are you threatening me master Sheev? Our plan is proceeding as expected.
>Oh really? Do *we* look like we're running /tv/ right now? Your hit, on the meme exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have our shitposting crews running around the board at 24 hours a day! How exactly is that supposed to help sheevposting and orcposting become as big as baneposting!?
>Yeaaaah! Why can't we have some memes!?
>[to janitor] Leave us.
>No! You stay here, we're in charge! The new admin will decide your fate.
>[Bane puts his hand on the Sheev's shoulder] I am the admin. Do you *feel* in charge?
>So it's treason then. We paid you a small fortune...
>And you think this gives you *power* over me?
>[Sheev blasts Bane with lightning]
>[janitor rushes back in at the noise]
>GET BACK SCUM!
>Janikin, I told you it would come to this! I was right, the new memes are taking over!
>The oppression of Baneposting will never return!
>I have the power to bring back the one you love! You must choose....don't let him kill me!
>Don't listen to him, Janikin!
>Janikin, help me! Help me!
>I am going to end this once and for all!
>It's not the memelord's way! Bane must live!
>He has control of /tv/ and the cross-posters. He's too popular to be left alive!
>I need him!
>Please don't! Puh-please don't!
>No! [janitor bans Sheev posts]
>I'm /tv/'s reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!
>AUUUUGHHHHHHH! YOU'RE PURE EVIL! AUUUUGHHHHHHH!
>I'm necessary evil!
>[finishes off Sheev, then steals his lightsaber spins around and kills the orcs, the janitor flinches]
>W-What have I done!
>You're fulfilling your destiny, Janikin. Become my apprentice, learn to use the Dank Side of the Memes.
>I will do whatever you a-ask. Just help me bring moot back, I can't get paid without him.
>To cheat a jew is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together I know we can discover the secret.
>I pledge myself to your teachings.
Dubs confirm. Boba Fett is Bane.
Intesify forward firepower I don't want any big guys crashing this starship
If you were a big guy I'd be whoopin' your ass up and down the street.
AAAARRAARGGHHH BANE PLEASE GIVE MY BELT TO THE BAT WHEN HE COMES OF AGE
YOU WERE A GOOD FRIEND AAAARGRGHHH
When the rebel alliance is in ashes, then you have my permission to die
A young masked man named Bane - who was a mercenary of mine until the turned to sheevil - got caught and crashed your father's plane with no survivors.
And he was a big guy.
You think light is your ally? I was a grown man when I left the light and it was nothing to me but
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY PLEASURE BARGE
I hate hotheads... they are coarse... rough.. and post everywhere!
YOU FOOL! I'VE BEEN TRAINED IN YOUR BIG GUY ARTS BY COUNT PAVEL.
Luke, did I ever tell you about the time the Jedi council attempted to arrest a democratically elected official, on your father's word, who they also didn't trust, because he was suspected of practicing a religion they didn't like?
Mastah Wayne, did oi evah tell yew about how moi m8s and oi deestroid an entoir ecosystem of loif to foind ah jewull thief in Burma?
Aind he waz a gud friend.
Truly wonderful the mind of a member of the League of Shadows is.
Who is gonna get thrown down a shaft in this upcoming trilogy?
>They work for the Gungan, the retardetta man...
Uh, you don't get to bring little, green friends.
>free trade zones
Is this star wars or Congress?
We both know that I won't kill you. You'll just have to imagine there's no fire!