ITT: future Oscar winners
[spoilers]She's tipped for Sils Maria[/spoiler]
>Come sit with me, anon. I've something to show you...
Kristen Stewart is really the only Hollywood actress I'm attracted to. She's not a very good actor, every movie she's been in has been terrible, she seems sort of dopey, and yet I find her irresistible.
To allow you to keep up with my dankness; I'll explain.
I am creating a daring meme synthesis; I am playing on the common "bella thorne is a transsexual" meme, applying it to a film where Eddie Redmayne is actually playing a transsexual, and to top it all off am reinforcing the notion that Bella Thorne is a transsexual and looks like Eddie Redmayne in drag.
Imagine how neverous you'd be when popping the question.
>She will never barely allow you to taste her sweety feet with the tip of your tongue as she takes a BBC
No. That's for up and coming actresses and tv stars who want to be in films. K-Stew gets roles offered every week, she can pick what she wants.
She appeared on Fallon and everyone saw the light
>been missing out on a Queen of /tv/ thread
What the fuck anons, you're supposed to tell me.
I feel ya.
I don't get the whole foot thing, for some reason she's the exception. Maybe it's because I love her legs.
No, this is
>tfw you will never be Kristen's gf ;_;
>you will never be the insole her her sweety chucks
Imagine how PROUD you'd feel living life under her soles. Your body would be molded by constant wear to conform to her soles and you'd be blackened from absorbing so much of her yummy foot juices. It'd be heaven.
>you were born too soon to download yourself a Kstew
K-Stew makes me feel the same feels I felt when I was a teenager having my first crush; warmth in the chest with a light intermittent ache, calm and happy like everything's-gonna-be-alright.
Then I remember I'm just looking at a fucking jpeg/webm/png and that I'll never meet someone cool like her even though I'm neither ugly or NEET.
It's more comfy without.
And she knew you'd like it anon
Few girls are this adorable. I wish I could comfort her afterwards ;_;
Most people that get into acting do it because they're awkward and nothing else in school suited their personality, makes sense that a lot of them are still quite like that. Kirsten Stewart has really bad anxiety also, so public speaking fucks her up hardcore.
Is it possible to dislike her?
Also, have you dreamed of getting high together and then cuddling?
Too bad she didn't go through with The Big Shoe. Those feet would have won her an Oscar, and also foot fetishism would stop being ridiculed.
It would have been so good, but she's already undisputably our queen, so I don't mind too much.
here it is from another angle
Most popular waifu on /tv/, and a perfect girl to take home to meet parents.
We'd stay home and smoke some weed, cuddle in the sofa and play with her doggie. Maybe we'd drink wine too. In the middle of the night we'd take the doggie to a nearby park. We'd smoke another joint there.
It's true love I tell you.
>tfw she'll never look at you like that ;_;
The guy who wrote this is probably in a mental institution by now ;_;
how come mods allow kstew threads and immediately delete brie threads
No footfag but to be honest her feet look really cute.
I'm only a footfag in Kstew's case.
I get it
I'm a footfag and i don't think her feet are perfect
don't get me wrong they are really cute and they don't have any flaws or anything but, they're just not SEXY or at least to me, i don't know if you get me here
Like they are nice to watch but not sexually arousing
Ahh i feel so fucking gay talking about feet like that but fuck it this is 4chan
I was going to call that weird, but it pales in comparison to the tripfag who bought JGL's pyjamas that were worn on set in 50/50 then did a lengthy post describing the smell of ballsweat from the crotch area
is there even a theoretical possibility of obtaining her used clothes somehow? i wonder where she's doing her laundry and/or if its being done by some 3rd party company. if i could get hired in that company, hmmm
All I want is a Kstew gf.
Her dog gets to chew on her socks.
Hahaha i'm 18 yo and never in my life i have talked about my foot fetish to anyone, except online under anonymity
Recently i felt like talking about it to my closest friends because now i feel like it's not a big deal at all and i wouldn't care much if anyone knew about it, but before i talked to them about it i thought that even though it wasn't a big deal, people don't care about this and they would just find that weird that i bring it up like that
Also it's always been funny/weird because it happened several times that they would bring the conversation on foot fetish like they felt like it was so weird and disgusting and that people who like feet are probably mentally ill, the whole conversation in front of me, and i would just agree silently while they would indirectly insult me without knowing haha
>All I want is a Kstew gf.
Well that's fine.
Never ever talk to anyone about it, word of advice from me. People don't understand this kind of thing and it gets awkward. Just don't do it, man. If you're with a girl take it slowly and joke about it and see how she reacts, just don't be a fucking creep and go "hey uh , huh I like womens feet uh...". Just casually compliment her feet or ask if she wants a massage, stuff like that
Yeah, that's what i think.
Never had to bring it to a woman, i'm not sure i would have the guts to ask her to do anything with her feet anyway
literally only thing i did with a woman's feet was massaging my ex-gf's, heh
I hope she visits Kstew threads and likes reading the fantasies about her feet.
>her soles are currently pressed firmly against carpet or dirt or sand or her shoe's insole or some other inanimate object that doesn't appreciate its divine luck
>her soles will NEVER EVER be firmly pressed against your face
The post you quoted is weirder than that. One's literally getting off to himself, the other is an entirely non-sexual connection to an object of affection.
It's awkward raising it with anybody you're not having sex with. It's a kink, it's not anything anybody /needs/ to know about.
To an extent, but it is something you need to communicate clearly to a partner. Why would you dance around it?
>tfw R-Pat used to lurk various 4chan boards when they were still together
>tfw he probably did everything we dream about doing to her feet, just because he could, without truly appreciating how lucky he is to do so
>To an extent, but it is something you need to communicate clearly to a partner. Why would you dance around it?
Because it's not something you need to state clearly, at least if you're just getting to know your partner. These are things you need to ease in to, I usually go with the route of taking it slowly and see how she reacts, most girls are cool with it though.
dub dubs checked
>talking about degenerates in a Kstew thread
just fucking discuss what you'd do to her feet you weirdos.
It always seemed to be filial love rather than romantic love.
Foot fetish isn't bad enough, I don't think. I just don't understand why you'd be all like "oh, you have really cute toes" and "do you want a foot rub?" when you could just straight up ask if you can suck her toes mid-coitus.
Although the first time I ever asked for a footjob was awkward as fuck though. She didn't know what it was and I explained it was like a handjob but with feet and she was like "okay..." and then we completely rearranged and I tried really hard for about 15 seconds before deciding it was complete shit. I think I joked that it was a good leg workout for her. Never again.
>"I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"
RPatt better had done something to them feet for all us anons, jesus christ you'd be crazy not to
The other day I was thinking about pretending to have cancer and reach out to her manager to ask her to massage my cock with her feet as my last wish before I depart from this world. Fool proof plan or what
Liberty Ross just scored big ... we've learned her divorce from Rupert Sanders is now final.
As you know ... Liberty filed for divorce after Rupert was caught on camera making out with Kristen Stewart, who starred in his movie, "Snow White and the Huntsman."
According to the settlement agreement ... obtained by TMZ, Liberty gets:
-- the family house
-- 2 other London houses
-- $25,000 a month in spousal support for the next 4 years
-- $14,000 a month in child support for their 2 children
-- 15% of profits Rupert gets from movies, with the exception of "Snow White"
-- half of bank accounts, retirement, etc
Ross, who was repped by disso-queen Laura Wasser, gets joint custody with Rupert.
Rupert gets to keep the Malibu beach house
Oh, one more thing she got ... Jimmy Iovine.
Superior actress and Literally Perfect Waifu coming through