Get in here faggots
not even a minute in and they already used the ULTRA WIDE ANGLE lens.
When the fuck are they going to fire the cinematographer who keeps thinking that shit is acceptable anywhere outside of videos of teenagers skateboarding and gopro videos?
dude this is gonna shock the teens that watch out show lmao
>imagine the faces of all the people tuning in for the first time because of Gaga
>from the shinning to true detective to seven to saw
whats coming next
you should have seen last season. In one episode they completely, shamelessly ripped off the ending of Freaks. Right down to the legless guy crawling in the mud under a wagon.
It was the best moment of the season and it was terrible because I'm sure no one who enjoyed that show knows what they were ripping off.
Hope you guys are enjoying it. As someone who thought S3 and S4 were messes, I will be holding off on live streams until confirmation that S5 is good.
The first 2 seasons were really good, mainly because they had likable characters we could root for. Not perfect characters, but still, likable. Plus the narrative(s) were much tighter and the direction was a lot more subtle.
With S3, they went full retard with everything. Pretty much everyone is a cunt, violent and weird shit happens for no reason, and it feels like they're making it up as they go along. Plus, a lot of the best cast members are gone now.
Actually that's "Tear You Apart" by She Wants Revenge.
Joy Division used to be patrician tier goth stoner music. Now like everything else cool from the 20th century it's been coopted by faggot hipsters who are too degenerate to come up with anything culturally interesting themselves.
I remember one of the first times hearing of them was on some anon dating site and some chick near me said if she slept with you she'd be imagining she was with Ian Curtis from Joy Division.
>be actress for years and years
>suck tons of dick and take it in the ass multiple times for roles
>some musician bitch comes in and get major billing just because she got famous for being a super skank in the music industry
Coven was so bad it literally put me off the rest of this series.
Eh I always found asylum to be the best oversll with the best combination between great characters and mystery but to each his own........actually fuck that switch freak show and coven l. The only thing good about freak show was dandy and the tie in with asylum
American Horror Story: Sabrina the Teenage Bitch edition, featuring a non-coherent plot and a universe that features magic yet at the same time no rules that said magic must follow
Had promise, went to shot very shortly. The most sjw feminist season of all, interesting plot lines that. Were hyped but resolved in 10 minutes.
Hell I was excited about witches too, but they all ended up with he same powers and no one ever stayed dead.
nothing worth webming at this point.
Nothing that happens in Coven ever matters. Like the whole show is about who's going to be the next Grand Master of witches, and one episode they'll make you think it's this person, then another episode it's someone else, and they just fuck around like that all season long. Plus, every character they kill off they bring back to life in a different episode. So why kill them off in the first place? Because they needed a dramatic cliff hanger. Coven has "making-it-up-along-the-way" written all over it.
shouldn't the kid be freaking out over that thing he just saw? Why does he look bored?
Coven had a great trailer, everyone thought it would actually be about Witches and creepy shit.
Instead we got teenage bitches trying to kill each other and bullshit with a few decent bits(Mainly when the teenagers weren't in the scene.)
it just moved domains anon, it's at projectfreetv . so
>yfw when the kids gets his boipussy fucked by drill man
The script was terrible, I didn't want to look at a morbidly obese nigger and a downey girl for a whole season.
The whole thing felt like Charmed where they tried to throw some gore in and be all 'see how edgy we are lmao!'
>Your boy has a jawline for days.
Oh, they nailed that line in one take.
>STUNT CASTING TIER
Schmidt from New Girl
>HAD IT COMIN' TIER
Slutty Paulson 1994
>OBVIOUSLY GAY TIER
That new owner dude
>LITERALLY WHO TIER
annnnd those were pretty much the only characters with roles this episode
I really hope they go into it later, because there's no fucking way that was his first choice
I mean, he's probably just trying to bait the guy calling him and that's where he saw his son but still, bad fucking call
But that's horror for ya
Anyone else find that a bit underwhelming?
ive never atched this show, but it seems like every new season people are saying, "last season was shit, hope it can come back"...
Was the show ever really good, or was it just that people want it to be good because the premise is (admittedly) really good?
The first season was pretty good. The premise was simple (haunted house) and, as someone already stated, the cast was small which kept the storyline a bit more terse than later seasons.
season 1 was bizarre but addicting
season 2 was legitimately great
season 3 was bad bad bad
season 4 was pretty good but seems to fall to taste
so we're seeing if it can be as good as it was
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