>really sweaty with piss all over me
>walk into theater showers
>guard stops me
>sir are you here alone?
>i'm sorry sir, you need to stay behind the virgin glass
Why is this allowed? I should be able to shower with the rest of my fellow moviegoers.
>forgot my towel
>ask for an extra
>it has shit on it
>use it anyway because it's freezing outside
>Go to movies
>Movies about to start
>Announcement plays on the intercom
>"Attention: A surprise penis inspection test will take place before the showing of the movie."
>Haven't been inspected since high school
>Never got circumcised like I was advised to
>They find out
>I get 30 days jail and a five thousand dollar fine
Do you guys take your popcorn bucket with you into the shower or what? I have popcorn left over sometimes and I don't want to throw it out or leave it unattended, trying to find a better solution fam because my theater stopped giving out to-go boxes