>>61804826 >very uptight family >watching a movie we havent seen before >sexual scene or romantic scene comes up pretend my eyes are closed or look at something else >implied sex scene >get up and go the bathroom >come back 10 minutes later after listening around the corner to hear if the scene is over yet.
>>61804877 >very uptight family >watching a movie we havent seen before >sexual scene or romantic scene comes up open my eyes wide as I unzip my pants >implied sex scene >get up and go get my fleshlight >come back 10 minutes later after jizzingaround the corner to hear if the scene is over yet.
The last movie I remember watching with my parents was The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and I could have done without all the rape and asshole licking. Watching sex scenes with my parents is always awkward, even as an adult. I'd much rather watch them with my sister because she thinks sex on screen, especially porn, is hilarious.
>Parents hate eachother but still stay together for some reason >They own two homes on each coast and live in separate parts of the house away from eachother yet still in the same house and haven't slept in the same bed in over 20 years >Weird as fuck but whatever >None of us get along >Mom's usually in her wing of the house when I come to visit laying in her bed watching the Hallmark channel and popping pills, she doesn't even bother to say much more than a few sentences to me when I'm there >Dad's watching sports or old westerns in his wing of the house and drinking, he tries and we talk about those things but he always gets belligerent drunk and we argue >I sit by the pool on my laptop or phone and drink hoping for this nightmare to end so I can get on a plane and go home >The last time we did anything as a family it was about three years ago when we tried to have a Thanksgiving dinner at the same table and the awkward silences and passive aggressive comments were so bad that my girlfriend locked herself in a bathroom and cried
I literally can't remember us ever at any point watching anything together.
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