>>61806947 >Imagine being Ewan in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ahmed Best, you fuckin' fine, all hilarious with your clumsy body and horrific alien monster face. I would totally be friends with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is befriend another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Ewan and not only sit in that chair while Ahmed Best flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the latex seams and leathery costume, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that slapstick routine Not only having to tolerate this crime against cinema but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's THE KEY TO ALL OF THIS and HE'S A FUNNIER CHARACTER THAN THEY EVER HAD IN THE OTHER MOVIES because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his laughable fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Scotland. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out inside his suit as he bumbles arround suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "hilarious (for that is what she calls himself)" routine, the routine he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Ewan. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>61806947 i wonder what the film makers were thinking with the jar jar shit, CG dates really really rapidly having an all CG character front and centre is lunacy and now years later it almost looks like a parody edit.
>>61808922 whats wrong with funny costumes? the costumes in the origional look funny but it became the authentic star wars look. the black guy in the latest is wearing denim jeans ffs, jeans in space? he looks like a moron because his costume doesn't fit in with the others silly costumes
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