Let's all giggle and laugh like school girls, /u/.
Oh how old I feel that this isn't even close to when I started using /u/
This thread has been alive for 12 hours and no one posted this yet?
Statistically speaking, there are probably some.
>easy way is where you submissively offer yourself to her while she fondles you gently
>hard way is where she breaks through your fragile resistance and grope every part of your body
Which one, /u/?
I have applied the magic of transparency to this.
Also made an image to be used speciffically as a wordless retort against anyone who uses the term "yurishit".
I think this thread will be calmer and better if we don't bring up silly bickering.
Because the very concept of calling someone "onee-sama" is kinda self depriving anyway. The other person is considered above oneself. As such the whole "not good enough" thing is ultimately just a "well duh, you call her onee-sama after all" thing.
Exceptions apply. If "onee-sama" is used because of a request, in a playful way or something like that it's obviously different.
Whenever some girl whine about yuribait, please teach her about Love Lab.
madoka: hidoiyo........... homurachan
(you're a mean bitch homura)*
*madoka is naked in a fetal position with homura laying naked beside her smoking a cig surrounded by tissues*
*homura attempts the throw a tissue into the trash*
*the tissue is then bicycle kicked out of the trashcan*
oh my bad,
yukari is the youkai of gaps, if there is a gap yukari is there.
yukari is also a giant troll.
so while marisa is about to perform the Apollo landing on reimu's moon yukari decides to troll be coming out of the gap that is reimu's vagina.
Why don't you go email our new moot about it, anon? It's better than this shitposting that doesn't solve any problem. Otherwise, I think it's pretty clear all you want is some attention from others.
Because seriously, maybe I'm just inexperienced, but most yuri manga are pretty clear about what they are from the outset, and what little yuri anime there is is even more blatant about it's focus.
Though this is more just a pet peeve of mine rather than anything specific to /u/. It's really silly when people seethe over a show for years just because they had different expectations or wanted it to be a completely different show despite all evidence. I think there are still people on /a/ who are pissy over Bodacious Space Pirates not being a genderwapped Harlock ripoff.
another victim of the gaps troll
yuuka: what happend?
yukari: I got a dust in the eye
yuuka: let me see
It's a fleshy juicy orifice she's gently spreading open. It doesn't look like a vagina, but the rest fits. And if you think Yuyushiki is too innocent for a joke like that, remember that this is the manga from which a joke about Yui's 'bean' was animated (which is Japanese innuendo for clit).
We're just going through a
I remember a thread where we made tons of these.
Did anyone save those?
I ask every time it comes up, but does anyone have a copy/screencap of that thread? It's not in the archive. I've always been terrible about actually recording things.
Only vaguely related, but I always found this informational screencap amusing. This is the oldest /u/ screencap I've got, created (not by me) like a year after I started visiting /u/.
If you have yet to notice, onee-samas have separate minds in their bodies. One in the head and other in the pussy. While the head is refined and elegant, the pussy is always greedy and imouto-hungry. If you listen carefully while being fondled by an onee-sama, you can actually hear the nom nom sound from below.
I reckon that this one speech ballon is quite good on its own.
Fate Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works
I think the now real alternative is funnier.
>Expecting all these niche fetish/sexuality boards to migrate their shit AND get along in one space without intruding on a lesbian thread with dickgirls, het or even more shitposting over shipping because they don't like that sexuality.
Not like anything will change and personally I'm not bothered but funny idea.
/u/ proper can't even discuss Yuri Danshi without somebody throwing a fit. They'll be fine once /aco/ gets into the groove of things.
I expect it every time, but that makes a point, maybe the initial cringe reaction is knowing how badly received stuff is here, and how badly received /u/ is taken on other boards I don't bother so much with and expecting it to be horrendously worse there.
Maybe they will all live in harmony of one board space after a time, or just end up being /co/ without getting banned for nipples and anything beyond /e/ or /h/ goes back to its niche board unfettered. It's a very hopeful thing to make.
I doubt it. They might be women but they're still thieves, murderers, drug addicts etc. Not the nicest people you want to be around.
You also hear stories of women getting raped with broom handles and shit like that.
I don't know what high schools /u/boats went to, but getting raped by a heroin-addicted murderer wasn't the sort thing I had to worry about.
Now I want a slice of life anime in a woman's prison where the characters were sent to prison for the crime of
holding hands in public.
Everything would be cute and moe and the worst thing that happens is that they run out of milk during lunch time. And the warden has big boobs and wants to molest the MC.
These two are more cute than funny, but you asked for it so whatever.
I went to a US public school and all I got when I joined the school's teenage lesbian gang was the ability to freerun and draw badly on walls.
as fun as that was I never got a girlfriend.
In big cities, public schools are OK, with some trashy people that drug themselves and all that, but they generally attend to the least "fine" public schools or evening turns. The diligent people get into the top public schools and morning turns, which are the closest to being civilized environments (in public school standards).
There are these schools called "CONALEP" in which every girl gets pregnant and people kill each other sometimes, they are a big joke in Mexico but they also are the most trashy kind of schools in here, usually really poor people and utterly stupid kids attend to those.
When I was underage I researched all-girls' high schools in my city and for my surprise there was only one, it was public but affiliated to the marine so it was very top-tier. I barely remember an image attached to the site, there were some cute, clean girls in white marine uniforms with the stereotypical marine hat studying in a classroom. It seemed really nice but there was no way I would tell my mother I wanted to stop going to the best high school in the country to live my onee-sama fantasy at a public all-girls' school, although I really wanted to.
>So is it like part of the curriculum?
More like, being mostly poor people attending the institution, they either have no idea what contraceptives are, think they are evil because of Catholicism, don't have money to buy them or simply don't care. Teenagers are just stupid.
That's not dark humor; that's you being a newfag retard who doesn't understand board culture.
Western threads have always been accepted on /u/. The increase of /co/ themed threads is due to the fact that in the past few years /co/ has become increasingly hostile to lesbian threads. It's like trying to post a yuri thread on /a/.
Also these threads help take the good part of tumblr, aka art, and remove it from the retard sjw context. So you don't have to sift through a few thousand posts about feminism, white guilt, black people murdered, and muh pronouns to get drawings of comic and cartoon characters fucking.
I studied all my life in public schools in the country and I could compare that the ones in the City are the most trashy ones. Teenagers can find drugs and booze easily contrary to in the country. I remember my classmates fighting over who did their homework the best or who read the most books. Or did a better essay. Then I went to the city and they were dumber than me.
You are completely right and I agree with you, but let's please just ignore these trolls so they shut up and go back to /v/.
I lived most of my childhood in the countryside but I studied in private schools, it was only when I moved to the city that I was in a public school for a short time so I wouldn't know how to compare countryside public schools with city ones. What I did notice was that city kids were really "mature", and by "mature" I mean that they were a bunch of edgy horndogs. I was only in 5th grade and my classmates talked about girlfriends/boyfriends, sex, weapons and drugs like 80% of the time, while I barely knew anything about all that.
Please stop eating outside of the subway stations of Mexico City or you will die in a gruesome fashion.
Tacos de Penalty, 11 steps and then you fall dead.
>/u/ Humor - Mexican Public Schools
When you say "marine uniforms" do you mean sailors or do you mean Semper Fi marines?
Tacos are /u/ and you can always be a bit lenient when it comes to Mexican school girls in white sailor uniforms (with hats, hats!).
Not her, but I do a quick research and found sailor uniforms are very popular in Mexico for some reason.
>want to go to the toilet
>two girls making out in front of the only free stall
anyway, i'm a lesbian now too